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Your worst (and best) chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m rubbish and often far to shy but I have heard some corkers from others.

I will start…. Not from me but a mate had this said to her…. What’s the difference between me and sunglasses….. sunglasses sit higher on your face!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

I need a vomiting emoji! At least I wouldn’t be tasting it but bleugh x

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Just to clarify, is this the best one or the worst one you’ve heard?

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By *igtatsMan over a year ago

gravesend

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Just to clarify, is this the best one or the worst one you’ve heard?

It’s her best one

never fails

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Just to clarify, is this the best one or the worst one you’ve heard?

Got to be close to one of the worst anyone can hear ...?

...unless a real fetish for curry?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Poppadoms

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Just to clarify, is this the best one or the worst one you’ve heard?

It’s her best one

never fails "

...damn, scuppered

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Poppadoms

Mango chutney too

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By *igtatsMan over a year ago

gravesend

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms ...?!?

Poppadoms

Mango chutney too

No lime pickle

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By *ouise8300Woman over a year ago

Manchester

I love a cheesy chat up line, you just don't get them anymore!

One that was said to me, that made me laugh was...

There are only 20 letters in the alphabet.....

Oh I forgot U R A Q T

But that's only 25

Don't worry you'll get the D later

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

whereever you are…

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Boiled, fried or fertilised ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll bet you a BJ you wouldn’t fuck me ..

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By *anilla switchWoman over a year ago

Hampshire

Definitely the worst....Are you in the top 40 charts?. As you are the hottest single out right now

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Definitely the worst....Are you in the top 40 charts?. As you are the hottest single out right now"

Definitely up there with gorgonzola... pure cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely the worst....Are you in the top 40 charts?. As you are the hottest single out right now"

Got a chuckle though I bet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It might only be 4 inch but it smells like a foot ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It might only be 4 inch but it smells like a foot ??"

oh god no!

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