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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have it.

Outstanding face too (check the verifications)

Chats not bad. 7/10.

Shameless advertising.

Ping me a message if you want perfect young hard cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol hi Carrick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're back ! Hope you and the cock are well, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found a cock for me

Oh darling just dive right in

Put it in meee

Well I found a cock, girthy and huge

Oh I never knew you were the cock waiting for meeeee

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Hope you got a safety light on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I found a cock for me

Oh darling just dive right in

Put it in meee

Well I found a cock, girthy and huge

Oh I never knew you were the cock waiting for meeeee

Poetry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope you got a safety light on the end of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely not your cocks a 2 out 10

Op I am bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a damn nice cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is quite magnificent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[diddly squat]

*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[rinse and repeat]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely not your cocks a 2 out 10

Op I am bigger

Can we have a cock off please?

C'mon Garrick, the gauntlet has been thrown. You are hereby challenged to a cock off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get in

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Too long for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in "

This is turning into a tournament

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

I throw down my gauntlet glove hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I throw down my gauntlet glove hahaha

You're in

get it out and whip it about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's a damn nice cock

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[diddly squat]

*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[rinse and repeat]"

I think… correct me if I’m wrong…

That you’ve replied to 100% of my topics.

Awkward eh.

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By *urvytreatWoman over a year ago

somewhere nice

Got me licking my lips!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/08/21 19:17:55]

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Mind if I sit with you, This is going to be good..

Oh, I brought drinks…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely not your cocks a 2 out 10

Op I am bigger

Can we have a cock off please?

C'mon Garrick, the gauntlet has been thrown. You are hereby challenged to a cock off!!!

5 minute timer staring now ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[diddly squat]

*unhides profile*

BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT COCK AND BASK IN ITS GLORY, HUSBANDS TELL YOUR WIVES, FOR I AM HERE.

*hides profile*

[rinse and repeat]

I think… correct me if I’m wrong…

That you’ve replied to 100% of my topics.

Awkward eh. "

Incredibly so , I’m actually really rather embarrassed. Yes, it’s at least 100% of the time, probably closer to 110%.

When you say ‘topics’ you mean your cock don’t you, cause all your threads are about your cock ?

It would be nice if you could put it next to something for perspective, like a tape measure or kitchen roll, just so we know for sure what we are dealing with here!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

Hahaha,...I have mine next to a litre bottle of Jim bean in a few pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too big. No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Mind if I sit with you, This is going to be good..

Oh, I brought drinks…

C'mon Lor, you can be adjudicator

I got snacks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine cock is quite nice I think

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to add my cock to the hustings here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

I'm quite happy to judge this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

I'm quite happy to judge this

Dreavus, Spurs and Mrs E then. Room for one more.

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

If ever there was a time for popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG!

Meet me NOW!

I'll be waiting dripping wet. But hurry I'm gagging for the perfect cock!

Ill also have my camera ready and a sky remote. I'll need a momento of course!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Mind if I sit with you, This is going to be good..

Oh, I brought drinks…

C'mon Lor, you can be adjudicator

I got snacks "

I’m in. Line up gentlemen, If you’ve got it show it.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Me too…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG!

Meet me NOW!

I'll be waiting dripping wet. But hurry I'm gagging for the perfect cock!

Ill also have my camera ready and a sky remote. I'll need a momento of course!

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

Bridgwater

Maybe I should do a pic shuffle,...and get the best pics on show

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

Are you pre-emoting my scores Leo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Maybe I should do a pic shuffle,...and get the best pics on show

Always good to show your best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

Are you pre-emoting my scores Leo

Just feeling the

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By *ock-a-doodledooMan over a year ago

Grimsby ish

Just have a dangle on this older man's cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t compete you win

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

Are you pre-emoting my scores Leo

Just feeling the

Haha, I get your raincoat my eyes are watering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

A ten from Len

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

A ten from Len

It’s a 10 from me….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Mind if I sit with you, This is going to be good..

Oh, I brought drinks…

C'mon Lor, you can be adjudicator

I got snacks

I’m in. Line up gentlemen, If you’ve got it show it.

Gowan Lor! Does it have a appropiate 'badoink' when you ping it???

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Any more for any more, although I must admit I’ve crossed my legs and eyes are watering

Come and sit by me and Lor, you can be judge

I’m there

Fab definitely needs a cock off. You judges should have those cards like in Strictly.

'Oooh, it's a 9 from Spurs !'

A ten from Len

It’s a 10 from me….

Ladies are we voting on imagination seeing now too

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Mind if I sit with you, This is going to be good..

Oh, I brought drinks…

C'mon Lor, you can be adjudicator

I got snacks

I’m in. Line up gentlemen, If you’ve got it show it.

Gowan Lor! Does it have a appropiate 'badoink' when you ping it???

It does. It also has that perfect twack ….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about mine

Is on show now

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Is there a cock fight going on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Surely the perfect cock is a one that’s not attached to a massive cock

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

The middle leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

The middle leg

Mine's Just Average, Get Me Out of Here

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

You got the right idea…. gents we need to see the cocks in motion, added bonus points from Lorraine for twackness

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By *lidMan over a year ago

Cambridge

I would like to think I am more just a cock.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

The middle leg

Mine's Just Average, Get Me Out of Here

So is mine but it's out so no excuse

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

You got the right idea…. gents we need to see the cocks in motion, added bonus points from Lorraine for twackness

The twack is an extra 10 points. Do you agree Spurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average "

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink"

I agree Miss D… T & B..

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

I'll do another video maybe tomorrow, I'm not camera ready right now

Although I may have one already on my phone

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Gents all cocks are different, just as every woman is.

Three judges, three different points of view.….. what is someone’s average could be someone’s hell yes, what is someone’s perfect could be another’s eye watering keep on walking…. you get the idea

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

The middle leg

Mine's Just Average, Get Me Out of Here

So is mine but it's out so no excuse

You tell him

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Gents all cocks are different, just as every woman is.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Is there a cock fight going on

Dick-tly Come Dancing

You got the right idea…. gents we need to see the cocks in motion, added bonus points from Lorraine for twackness

The twack is an extra 10 points. Do you agree Spurs

I do and dance ability

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Hi Carrick's cock. Hope you're well mate. Hope your owner hasn't been punishing you too much. Take it easy. See you again soon mate.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Nope. I’ll keep my cervix in tact thanks

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope. I’ll keep my cervix in tact thanks

You need mine

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"Nope. I’ll keep my cervix in tact thanks

You need mine

I think you’re right

Now that is a perfect cock

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nope. I’ll keep my cervix in tact thanks

You need mine

I think you’re right

Now that is a perfect cock

One day it will be right in front of you

And thank you

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'd rather not do myself damage thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is mine any good in comparison

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By *nto the LouWoman over a year ago

Preston

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Jousting?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

What's your iq fella?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get in

This is turning into a tournament

Jousting?"

Cockfight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

I'll do another video maybe tomorrow, I'm not camera ready right now

Although I may have one already on my phone "

In!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have it.

Outstanding face too (check the verifications)

Chats not bad. 7/10.

Shameless advertising.

Ping me a message if you want perfect young hard cock."

Congratulations

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Not young enough, 30s is old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this post for real?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is this post for real?"
Carrick

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By *oroRick1027Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I have no complaints, at my age

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I would like to add my cock to the hustings here "

Definitely looks better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder why we like to show our cocks

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

[Removed by poster at 28/08/21 21:42:31]

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

I'll do another video maybe tomorrow, I'm not camera ready right now

Although I may have one already on my phone

In!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t think I can enter this tourney haha

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

Did someone say... "thwackiness"?

LvM

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

Did someone say... "thwackiness"?

LvM"

Now here's one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

Did someone say... "thwackiness"?

LvM"

Flop it out and thwack it then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

Did someone say... "thwackiness"?

LvM"

Yours does have a good ol' thwack to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this post for real? Carrick "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Still waiting for the spirit level pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be pissing in this contest?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There goes the Real Carrick, I must remember to thank him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be pissing in this contest?"

The pissing with a hardon section will be a bit later, my fluffers have gone AWOL

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh damn I missed it again

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Will there be pissing in this contest?

The pissing with a hardon section will be a bit later, my fluffers have gone AWOL "

I’m here think the contestants went awol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Is there a cock fight going on

Step up and drop 'em. My good ladies Lor and Shortie will be along shortly

I'll join briefly but I'm only average

But it's not just about length or girth, it needs to have thwackiness and badoink

I agree Miss D… T & B..

Did someone say... "thwackiness"?

LvM"

and danceability

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be pissing in this contest?

The pissing with a hardon section will be a bit later, my fluffers have gone AWOL

I’m here think the contestants went awol

What are they playing at?? Honestly! The prostate party is due to start *snaps on rubber glove*

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Will there be pissing in this contest?

The pissing with a hardon section will be a bit later, my fluffers have gone AWOL

I’m here think the contestants went awol

What are they playing at?? Honestly! The prostate party is due to start *snaps on rubber glove* "

Haha think we’ll have a different type of contestant now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I liked the replies haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I liked the replies haha"

Behave you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I liked the replies haha

I'll have you "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I liked the replies haha

I'll have you

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

I thought it said the perfect cook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I thought it said the perfect cook"

Me too

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I thought it said the perfect cook

Me too

Mmm rice

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Omg just looked and me

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

"I thought it said the perfect cook

Me too

I was hoping for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs I was the first replier and I got ignored. Jim would have given me hob nobs at the very least

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ffs I was the first replier and I got ignored. Jim would have given me hob nobs at the very least

Hes busy with his fans

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ffs I was the first replier and I got ignored. Jim would have given me hob nobs at the very least

We have given each other more than enough attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]"

Ha I saw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]

Ha I saw "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]

Ha I saw "

I saw too, I'm jealous I didn't get sent it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rate mine ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]

Ha I saw

I saw too, I'm jealous I didn't get sent it

But I won't because apparently I've had "enough attention" hehe. I'll go sit in the corner instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 00:42:00]

Ha I saw

I saw too, I'm jealous I didn't get sent it

I knew it would cause trouble, I thought best to keep it between us

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

Pm if you wanna see my cock!! Female males all welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pm if you wanna see my cock!! Female males all welcome "

But we already can? It's your profile pic?

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

A different pic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A different pic!"

Same cock ?

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

But a different pic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But a different pic!"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess it's at a different angle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But a different pic!"

It's a kind offer but I don't like looking at my own cock more than once a day.

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By *key1980Man over a year ago

Okehampton

Well done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done!"

Not my first dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well done!

Not my first dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pm to see and rate my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh so many offers to see dicks, did I click on my inbox by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

Pretty sure the last time I was in Sainsbury bananas didn't look like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gosh so many offers to see dicks, did I click on my inbox by mistake?

Stop being ungrateful and look at the peni Kitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

Very a-peeling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gosh so many offers to see dicks, did I click on my inbox by mistake?

Stop being ungrateful and look at the peni Kitty

All I can see are dicks when I close my eyes now, they're burned into my retina

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

Pretty sure the last time I was in Sainsbury bananas didn't look like that "

From the organic range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^ "

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

That’s more tasty and delicious looking than any banana I’ve ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah "

He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy

Haha

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah "

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Pm if you wanna see my cock!! Female males all welcome "
no ta

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Gosh so many offers to see dicks, did I click on my inbox by mistake?

They are all yours Kitty, judge away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is def the shape of a banana keep your eyes peeled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm searching for a "holy" pilgrimage of sorts. Who needs a gift of wankincense?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

Colchester

I do have a pretty perfect one if I do say so myself lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I do have a pretty perfect one if I do say so myself lol"

Show me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a pretty perfect one if I do say so myself lol

Show me "

Dirty bitch

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I do have a pretty perfect one if I do say so myself lol

Show me

Dirty bitch

Pure filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a pretty perfect one if I do say so myself lol

Show me

Dirty bitch

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true "

I’m an atheist

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

Liar

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

Your arsehole ain't

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

Your arsehole ain't

It must do cause every time I fart all I hear is ‘oh god’

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

Your arsehole ain't

It must do cause every time I fart all I hear is ‘oh god’

"
windy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yasmeen gave me a zero for effort

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen gave me a zero for effort"

I did

Did I ask to see your cock???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least a point for standing tall curved but tall

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"At least a point for standing tall curved but tall"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yasmeen gave me a zero for effort

I did

Did I ask to see your cock???"

Didnt mean to offend sorry

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen gave me a zero for effort

I did

Did I ask to see your cock???

Didnt mean to offend sorry "

You didn't

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to weigh in here with my banana

He reminds me of Jesus with glasses ^^

Hallelujah

I just don’t want to be blessed with his ‘holy water’

You want him inside you

MR M is kneeling at the alter

Tis true

I’m an atheist

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good cock everyone

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