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That BlondeCaz slapper can feck off....
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
It's finally happened, I've managed to break through - must be the Thursday vibe...anyway, let me introduce myself - I'm BlondeDaz, a VWE single guy, and as I'm new to being in charge, there's a few things I need to know...Why do I only get mail from single guys and TVs? I'm straight and flattered but it's tits and fanny I'm after only...and while we're on the subject, I spend nanoseconds crafting carefully worded, appropriate messages to couples and these alleged single fems such as "Nice tits/arse/minge (delete as appropriate) luv, fancy a fuck?" (note the good punctuation) only to be deleted and blocked - manners cost nowt you know, a reply would be only polite...
I know I'm married, but I also wanna know how do I get my wife into swinging cos I'd love to watch her with a VWE BBC and how do I persuade her she's bi cos I just know she'd love muff munching on a BBW once she got her laughing tackle down there...
Anyhow, if you wouldn't mind having a look at my profile, or just tell me that you want my 10 inches then I'll be quite happy....oh, and no timewasters please.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another look at me thread we feel!! Your profile is ok ish!! Perhaps some cock pics ?? Might do the trick!!
( best use a sky remote or linx deodorant can to show off your cock)  |
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"It's finally happened, I've managed to break through - must be the Thursday vibe...anyway, let me introduce myself - I'm BlondeDaz, a VWE single guy, and as I'm new to being in charge, there's a few things I need to know...Why do I only get mail from single guys and TVs? I'm straight and flattered but it's tits and fanny I'm after only...and while we're on the subject, I spend nanoseconds crafting carefully worded, appropriate messages to couples and these alleged single fems such as "Nice tits/arse/minge (delete as appropriate) luv, fancy a fuck?" (note the good punctuation) only to be deleted and blocked - manners cost nowt you know, a reply would be only polite...
I know I'm married, but I also wanna know how do I get my wife into swinging cos I'd love to watch her with a VWE BBC and how do I persuade her she's bi cos I just know she'd love muff munching on a BBW once she got her laughing tackle down there...
Anyhow, if you wouldn't mind having a look at my profile, or just tell me that you want my 10 inches then I'll be quite happy....oh, and no timewasters please...."
ha ha ,brilliant  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Another look at me thread we feel!! Your profile is ok ish!! Perhaps some cock pics ?? Might do the trick!!
( best use a sky remote or linx deodorant can to show off your cock) "
A look at me thread? How very dare you?????
Would a Pringles can be appropriate maybe???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread we feel!! Your profile is ok ish!! Perhaps some cock pics ?? Might do the trick!!
( best use a sky remote or linx deodorant can to show off your cock)
A look at me thread? How very dare you?????
Would a Pringles can be appropriate maybe??? "
Air freshener ones seem to be common lately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread we feel!! Your profile is ok ish!! Perhaps some cock pics ?? Might do the trick!!
( best use a sky remote or linx deodorant can to show off your cock)
A look at me thread? How very dare you?????
Would a Pringles can be appropriate maybe???
Air freshener ones seem to be common lately!"
Or two little mini bar cans.  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Oh, I've also got a mate, BlondeTaz (he's a bit of a devil) who'll happily team up with me if any of the single fems on here are actually real - pretty sure myself they're all fakes and picture collectors  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"do you do bareback?  "
I wouldn't rubber up for all the tea in china...I get tested once a decade, usually an intensive 6 month course of antibiotics does the trick and the genital warts only come out in times of severe stress (i.e. when I can't get a shag off some minger on a sex site who should be grateful that I even condescend to dip my wick in her) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loved the storey plot line but some stuff went over me head -- but there again thats nothing new in here
one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
Happy fabbing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You won't get anywhere with anyone unless you have a cock pic next to a sky remote or over the toilet with trousers round ankles and socks on show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread we feel!! Your profile is ok ish!! Perhaps some cock pics ?? Might do the trick!!
( best use a sky remote or linx deodorant can to show off your cock)
A look at me thread? How very dare you?????
Would a Pringles can be appropriate maybe???
Air freshener ones seem to be common lately!"
Thats to mask he has a smelly cocky, unless of course it is a plug in variety shoved down his Japs eye, in which case it is a fetish |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Well this is a first, a 'look at my alter ego' thread !
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The slapper's fighting me, I can feel her trying to come back through, think I should be ok for a while, BlondeTaz is helping me and it's Thursday so I reckon I've got till the stroke of midnight when sanity returns on a Friday |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
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Those rotten photo mods won't let me load a pic of me seeing as it's the slapper's profile...just think of a better looking Daniel Craig with a much bigger cock, that's me |
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" loved the storey plot line but some stuff went over me head -- but there again thats nothing new in here
one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
Happy fabbing "
its story,story,story theres only an e in it when its a carpark |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" loved the storey plot line but some stuff went over me head -- but there again thats nothing new in here
one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
Happy fabbing
its story,story,story theres only an e in it when its a carpark"
Their right you know. Your spelling's shite BlondeDaz. You need to get it sorted. I spotted it to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What can I say ... I feel overwhelmed ... I kind of got the impression from reading your profile that if I was in the same room as you I wouldn't be able to get a word in edgeways! Wow pause for breath dude!
Just too phrenetic and anyone reading it would be left not actually sure what you are and aren't looking for.
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
" loved the storey plot line but some stuff went over me head -- but there again thats nothing new in here
one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
Happy fabbing
its story,story,story theres only an e in it when its a carpark
Their right you know. Your spelling's shite BlondeDaz. You need to get it sorted. I spotted it to. "
I'll have you know, that was Yorkman's speling, I've got me Janet and John speling bucks and I'm ded proffffessssional me |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"What can I say ... I feel overwhelmed ... I kind of got the impression from reading your profile that if I was in the same room as you I wouldn't be able to get a word in edgeways! Wow pause for breath dude!
Just too phrenetic and anyone reading it would be left not actually sure what you are and aren't looking for.
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Fancy a shag then? Are you a real woman |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Right, I've gotta go out now, sign on for me social and mug a few old ladies for their pensions...I'm expecting an overflowing inbox of pussy when I get back, but you gotta be able to travel to Arse End as I can't afford to fuel up the Porsche on me dole and what I steal...laters folks  |
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" loved the storey plot line but some stuff went over me head -- but there again thats nothing new in here
one minor observation - change your main profile pic to one of you
Happy fabbing
its story,story,story theres only an e in it when its a carpark
Their right you know. Your spelling's shite BlondeDaz. You need to get it sorted. I spotted it to.
I'll have you know, that was Yorkman's speling, I've got me Janet and John speling bucks and I'm ded proffffessssional me "
yes it was yorkman even though i pointed this out to him the other day,its a bit like not being able to spell the word 'and' youve seen it a million times before your seven of courseyou should be able to spell it |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Sorry Daz. i cudn't read it rite. We had Topsy n Tim books at our skool.  "
Just read your profile Scarlet, looks like you and that hag BlondeCaz could easily have been separated at birth...if it weren't for that I'd a given you one.....Daz |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Think that little procedure you had done a wee while ago.... well, I am not sure whether it did you all that much good. It seems to have boosted your TT levels significantly...!!!
That was hilarious - Caz rocks! |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"You won't get anywhere with anyone unless you have a cock pic next to a sky remote or over the toilet with trousers round ankles and socks on show"
As requested, over the toilet, trousers round ankles, not sure if you can see the socks and the ubiquitous Sky Remote...the slapper will have a duck fit when she gets back in charge |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Think that little procedure you had done a wee while ago.... well, I am not sure whether it did you all that much good. It seems to have boosted your TT levels significantly...!!!
That was hilarious - Caz rocks!"
I'm having that same procedure again next week so who knows what'll happen then...It could be Taz takes over...that's a scary thought |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"beard tickels me plumz, offputting. Oh, and hips squeak when ya shuffle on ya zimmer ."
That dildo is definately going right up your arse next time I see you...and if you don't like my beard, I won't give you a BJ - simples |
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"Blonde daz and his Doorstep challenge
Fuck off and take you mate taz with ya
Two for one my arse!
You're just jealous of my tasteful cock pic  "
Wee willy winkle springs to mind
Emphasis on the WEE  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Blonde daz and his Doorstep challenge
Fuck off and take you mate taz with ya
Two for one my arse!
You're just jealous of my tasteful cock pic
Wee willy winkle springs to mind
Emphasis on the WEE "
Measured from the crack of my arse, it's 17 inches so there!  |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"That's a fucking long way to the crack of your arse fat boy "
Cool, think that's one of the banned Thursday threads that got missed in the OP - fat blokes...remember Fat Bloke off Harry Enfield show? He was from round this way, seen him about a few times |
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"It's finally happened, I've managed to break through - must be the Thursday vibe...anyway, let me introduce myself - I'm BlondeDaz, a VWE single guy, and as I'm new to being in charge, there's a few things I need to know...Why do I only get mail from single guys and TVs? I'm straight and flattered but it's tits and fanny I'm after only...and while we're on the subject, I spend nanoseconds crafting carefully worded, appropriate messages to couples and these alleged single fems such as "Nice tits/arse/minge (delete as appropriate) luv, fancy a fuck?" (note the good punctuation) only to be deleted and blocked - manners cost nowt you know, a reply would be only polite...
I know I'm married, but I also wanna know how do I get my wife into swinging cos I'd love to watch her with a VWE BBC and how do I persuade her she's bi cos I just know she'd love muff munching on a BBW once she got her laughing tackle down there...
Anyhow, if you wouldn't mind having a look at my profile, or just tell me that you want my 10 inches then I'll be quite happy....oh, and no timewasters please...."
You are very naughty boy |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"just tell me that you want my 10 inches then I'll be quite happy....oh, and no timewasters please...."
ok, but only if you cover the 10 inches in papperoni, double cheese and mushrooms, and bring some garlic dip along....... |
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"just tell me that you want my 10 inches then I'll be quite happy....oh, and no timewasters please....
ok, but only if you cover the 10 inches in papperoni, double cheese and mushrooms, and bring some garlic dip along....... "
DP then???? (Deep Pan) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Daz. i cudn't read it rite. We had Topsy n Tim books at our skool.
Just read your profile Scarlet, looks like you and that hag BlondeCaz could easily have been separated at birth...if it weren't for that I'd a given you one.....Daz "
I'd still shag ya Daz. Great cock you got there. Biggest I've ever seen. Just don't tell Caz.
See ya Saturday you horny stud. |
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