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Status swap... Who is game?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets get this bsnk holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread
Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour
Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy
May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Chaos +carnage usually ensue lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like a laugh. Let's go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oh jesus woman. I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Making a cuppa... Be back in 5..oh I've gotta go take my pants off too 
Hope you are thinking of your statuses  "
Do we need to have pants off to play this? Still in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck it, I'm in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok strap up... Here we go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All the matches have gone out.. Don't forget to adjust filters if need be and come post back when you've updated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done. This is bad! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
This game only works if you remove filters guys..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Done "
Omg omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done. I was lucky !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done
Omg omg "
My poor inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Electric bike ffs hahaha |
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Done, already got people in my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done, already got people in my inbox "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pray for me "
Oh wow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pray for me "
Jesus hahahahha . |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And it's up |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Pray for me "
Oh jeez..... I believe I had a similar one last time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Oh bugger..... maybe I should have thought the profile picture through before joining this game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And it's up"
NSP I thought that was one of your standard statuses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In. This was so amusing last time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x"
I've had a few offers of help. Wouldn't say any of them are exactly shocking though. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And it's up
NSP I thought that was one of your standard statuses "
Shh.... don't tell 
I want the giver to think I'm appalled by it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh bugger..... maybe I should have thought the profile picture through before joining this game "
Christ hahahhaa |
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By *D70Man
over a year ago
Lyndhurst, New Forest |
Go on then, deal me in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Match 'em up, Midnight. And who is doing your status? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x"
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent "
I can tell you are just from your profile picture |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
I can tell you are just from your profile picture "
Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now "
That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game |
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent "
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this |
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
I can tell you are just from your profile picture
Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth "
What cock |
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I'm in, this sounds like a laugh xx |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now
That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game "
Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !!  |
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"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now
That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game
Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !! "
I hope there was at least pork scratchings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this "
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in, this sounds like a laugh xx"
You figured it out then? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
I can tell you are just from your profile picture
Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth
What cock"
You only saw the innocence too? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now
That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game
Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !! "
There's still time.... |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now
That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game
Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !!
I hope there was at least pork scratchings "
Pork scratchings! It wasnt that kind of pub  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!! |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath |
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
I can tell you are just from your profile picture
Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth
What cock
You only saw the innocence too? "
Thats all there was to see |
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"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"
God help the poor bloke |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"
That's brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"
mind you that lacy number and the hearts is quite distracting! |
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"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!
mind you that lacy number and the hearts is quite distracting! "
Haha!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath "
Omg you will be on my DD's hit list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines done … fuming hahahhaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"
Have fun with those that think it's now a challenge that they can handle your hungry booty |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath
Omg you will be on my DD's hit list "
Im guessing about 8 stone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still waiting on my match to come back online and read my message. |
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Had a message from someone who wants me to snap his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NO WAY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO WAY "
and what was it you said to me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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50 minutes and counting . Your lucky your match has done a runner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines done … fuming hahahhaha "
Brilliant!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still waiting on my match to come back online and read my message. "
Me too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK sod it, Its been 17 mins now and I'm bored of waiting. (clearly have the patience of a child)
I'm out.
Bloody people! Grrrrr!
Why say you're in and feck off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done "
Hahahahha brilliant who was your match ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Done "
Trend setter! |
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Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mines done.. Tame!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines done.. Tame!!
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Reallllllly poor . Got away with one there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on"
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Done "
Love it! |
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I think my match has legged it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changed mine again he got a 2nd chance ha |
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Someone was genuinely worried for my safety |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Mines done.. Tame!!
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Can I have your one next time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines done.. Tame!!
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You'll still get a million messages for just that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone was genuinely worried for my safety "
Your mum?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great updates all ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Changed mine again he got a 2nd chance ha "
Hahaha thats not a bad one |
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"Someone was genuinely worried for my safety
Your mum?
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Nah the landlord |
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"Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!"
Shopping online now... time to give us the lacey knickers! |
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Thats the first one over whos up for round 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!"
I didn't even get a status to put up |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
Someone is currently bending over |
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"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!
I didn't even get a status to put up "
Me either, but I did just join… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!
I didn't even get a status to put up "
Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done |
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow "
I'll hold you to that |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow
I'll hold you to that "
I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go on then.."
Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine deff made a runner"
Yep mine too. Been over half hour now. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow
I'll hold you to that
I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it "
Maiden name "swallows" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on then..
Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG! "
Haha i already matched her, sorry! |
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"Done "
Is it a paper straw or plastic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm game for another swap when hour is up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!
I didn't even get a status to put up
Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done "
I've been done today, and am quite regularly..... Oh wait you weren't talking about that were you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Midnight can I have another match please?
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow
I'll hold you to that
I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it "
Proof is in the pudding |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go on then..
Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!
Haha i already matched her, sorry! "
Darn it |
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Waiting for mine to drop trou...I mean filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In if there's still time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My time is up! Thank god!
Next! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Go on then..
Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!
Haha i already matched her, sorry!
Darn it"
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You can do me next |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Lord help me "
Bet you wish I'd had you now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!
I didn't even get a status to put up
Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done
I've been done today, and am quite regularly..... Oh wait you weren't talking about that were you? "
Always have to lower the tone  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Go on then..
Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!
Haha i already matched her, sorry!
Darn it.
You can do me next "
Are we still talking the game? |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"Lord help me "
Even the lord himself cant help you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In please |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow
I'll hold you to that
I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it
Proof is in the pudding "
I'm sure I've proof available. In person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord help me "
OMG. Thats a corker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lord help me "
Oh wow! Good luck! |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
I don't get this! Fookin' early start this morning and buggered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum "
12 now |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Midnight.... my hour is up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petitewoman needs to read her mail! |
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"20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum
12 now "
Unlucky 13 |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
"Midnight.... my hour is up"
Friggin in the riggin as theres fuck all else to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Petitewoman needs to read her mail!"
I wasn't matched with you! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It pains me to say this but my status swap partner has truly excelled himself. I may come back and bulk delete without opening. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Kettering/ Market Harborough |
Still laughing at tinder girls status |
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Im about to get blocked by half of fab now |
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"Lord help me "
Oh sweet jesus |
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I just got my first offer, not sure if he’s going to make the custard or wank in the bowl with me? |
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"Still laughing at tinder girls status "
My work here is done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im about to get blocked by half of fab now "
Oh hunny put ['forum funny status game' ] in brackets at the end of your status xxx |
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"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x
I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent
Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this
You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow
I'll hold you to that
I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it
Proof is in the pudding
I'm sure I've proof available. In person "
I wouldn't accept anything less |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got my first offer, not sure if he’s going to make the custard or wank in the bowl with me? "
Who doesn't like Custard Creams? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still laughing at tinder girls status
My work here is done! "
Blinding |
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