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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? " That will do for starters. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? " You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? That will do for starters. " Bloody hell. You're hard work ha | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both " Drink, kiss, then more | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. " Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? " I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing! | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Drink, kiss, then more " Drinks and kiss. And if you like fake taxi, mmmmm. Ima call you pringle | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? " Depends how much cock you want at once. | |||
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"Avoid" You're mean. Not even a drink. Tight ass haha | |||
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"Avoid" Kiss and drink | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing!" Aww thank you sweet. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? Depends how much cock you want at once. " Is that a trick question? | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? Depends how much cock you want at once. Is that a trick question? " Kiss and more | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both " That’s how I wanna go | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing! Aww thank you sweet. " Long nails are perfect for a prostate massage… | |||
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"Pump Kiss " Choke | |||
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"Pump Kiss " *kisses phone screen* | |||
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"Pump Kiss Choke " Ruin | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? Depends how much cock you want at once. Is that a trick question? Kiss and more " Heeey . Kiss and drinks. Love the chest piece | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go " But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool | |||
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"Pump" Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs | |||
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"Kiss xx" Drinks and a cheeky one | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool " Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). " Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . " Its OK - I've just given him a snorkel. | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . " I guess I’ll have to drink or drown … oh well ride away | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . Its OK - I've just given him a snorkel. " Heeey. Problem solved. Why didn't he think of that | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs " | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . I guess I’ll have to drink or drown … oh well ride away " Haha. You do know drinking too much liquids can lead to death right. You like living close to edge hun? | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs " You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. | |||
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"Avoid " He can get the bus. | |||
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"Avoid " Kiss | |||
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"Avoid Kiss" Fuck all night long | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. " On my way | |||
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"Avoid He can get the bus. " Defo. He's a meanie | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way " We're gonna need a bigger taxi | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi " I'll bring a chopper | |||
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"Avoid Kiss" Kiss and drinks to start. | |||
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"Avoid He can get the bus. Defo. He's a meanie " More of you for us then. I believe I'm giving you anal next. | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi I'll bring a chopper " Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? | |||
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"Avoid Kiss Fuck all night long " Drinks | |||
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"Avoid Kiss Fuck all night long " Can i get a kiss before you go? | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi I'll bring a chopper Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? " Pffffff completed it | |||
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"Kiss " Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree | |||
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"Avoid He can get the bus. Defo. He's a meanie More of you for us then. I believe I'm giving you anal next. " Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi I'll bring a chopper Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? Pffffff completed it " Boom. Check this one out. High roller | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree " Oil than fuck | |||
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"Avoid He can get the bus. Defo. He's a meanie More of you for us then. I believe I'm giving you anal next. Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment " OK OK OK I'll play with your tits for a while. | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi I'll bring a chopper Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? Pffffff completed it Boom. Check this one out. High roller " farrrrr from it! | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Oil than fuck " Drinks and kiss. That would be fab lol. Iove my botty being oiled up | |||
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"Kiss " Drinks | |||
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"Kiss Drinks " Drinks and hugs. Xx | |||
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"Avoid He can get the bus. Defo. He's a meanie More of you for us then. I believe I'm giving you anal next. Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment OK OK OK I'll play with your tits for a while. " Haha. Play with the piercings and I'll soon be ready | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. On my way We're gonna need a bigger taxi I'll bring a chopper Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? Pffffff completed it Boom. Check this one out. High roller farrrrr from it!" Haha. Like the tattoo | |||
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"Drinks Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection " His what? | |||
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"Drinks Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection " | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree " Yes please xx | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx " Beers with Tom. | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx Beers with Tom. " Hugs | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx " . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush" Kiss kiss kiss.... The rest will take care of itself | |||
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"What have I missed " I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush Kiss kiss kiss.... The rest will take care of itself " If you're planning on the rest . You'll need to bring more ice | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush Kiss kiss kiss.... The rest will take care of itself " Kiss and drinks | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. " Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now | |||
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"What have I missed " Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? " I got seven seater plus you on my lap | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. " No frickin way. We are the originals. With out you two there is no fake taxi haha . | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? " Or.. “have you found an Uber taxi and driver…” sorry, I’ll get my coat | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now " Get lost? | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now " Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Get lost? " No had to work | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? " Shots and fuck | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? I got seven seater plus you on my lap " Who the fuck is driving? | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? Or.. “have you found an Uber taxi and driver…” sorry, I’ll get my coat " Why, are you the 3rd driver or just cold? | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now " I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep " He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Get lost? No had to work " Work. Pish lol. | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? I got seven seater plus you on my lap Who the fuck is driving? " Me multitasking | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? Shots and fuck " What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang " Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? I got seven seater plus you on my lap Who the fuck is driving? Me multitasking " Wait. Thought I was sitting on your face. I'm confused. Do you have a twin? | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? " Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin | |||
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" Shots and fuck What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks " Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy | |||
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"Kiss and fuck" Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's. Kiss and drinks. | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin " Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's. Kiss and drinks. " Kiss drinks and cuddle | |||
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" Shots and fuck What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy " Pink gin and lemonade | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush" Awww thank you, you look great yourself x | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now " Now I’m lost | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay " Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? | |||
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" Shots and fuck What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy Pink gin and lemonade " Less lemonade, more gin | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's. Kiss and drinks. " Kiss and drinks would love too | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx . You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush Awww thank you, you look great yourself x" Thank you hun | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now Now I’m lost " Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now Now I’m lost Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty " Never! I’m comin go for that booty | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? " He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now Now I’m lost Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty " That booty is here to stay. | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? " I think that boats gone to his head. And not the one I'm thinking about | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket " We need a couples profile. | |||
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" Shots and fuck What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy Pink gin and lemonade Less lemonade, more gin " Haha. I need the lemonade so I can fuck longer. Otherwise I'll be on my ass | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's. Kiss and drinks. Kiss and drinks would love too" I just wanna see all those tattoo's | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now Now I’m lost Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty Never! I’m comin go for that booty " He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now Now I’m lost Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty That booty is here to stay. " See. Why can't you be like chunky?. He knowa the right words to say haha | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket We need a couples profile. " That would be soo funny. Imagine it. Omg I'm pmsl | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 " We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube " .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low " Oh drink then kiss then fuck | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. " That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha " Tatts* | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low " The cheek of it | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha " Cheers chunk :-Take an extra turn on her ass | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck " Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck " Ditto, especially if the,lady is wearing blue. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low The cheek of it " I know right. Tut. Some people just don't have any manner. Very lube indeed. Sod it I tried | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? " I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Ditto, especially if the,lady is wearing blue. " Oh ffs. He he goes with this fucking blue again. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? " He's a keeper. And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts " Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? " What tats we talking about here lol | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more " Sounds like DP time. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? He's a keeper. And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. " Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though? | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol" The man, the myth, the legend | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more Sounds like DP time. " Yeehaa | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? He's a keeper. And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though? " It does have red lights on the front, so could be. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend " So not me then hahaha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more Sounds like DP time. Yeehaa " Front or back where you want me | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? He's a keeper. And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though? It does have red lights on the front, so could be. " Hmmmm. You'd think he'd of told us two he had one, right. I don't think he trusts us. After all the face sitting as well. I'm a little upset if he's kept that from us all this time. No wonder he keeps dipping off and saying it's "work" | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha" You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more Sounds like DP time. Yeehaa Front or back where you want me " Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. " it’s been a fun ride | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more Sounds like DP time. Yeehaa Front or back where you want me Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again " Haha so you can keep an eye on me | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. " Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. it’s been a fun ride " Beep, beep | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more Sounds like DP time. Yeehaa Front or back where you want me Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again Haha so you can keep an eye on me " Exactly! . Naughty boy. We've lost a founder. You better step up | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely " I know. I am adorable. You could always PM me. Xxx | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha" I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on | |||
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"Boat party? Now that sounds fun " It drives itself as well. Tats has it covered | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely I know. I am adorable. You could always PM me. Xxx" That you are. And great with words haha. I may do | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely I know. I am adorable. You could always PM me. Xxx That you are. And great with words haha. I may do" Kiss | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on " Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely I know. I am adorable. You could always PM me. Xxx That you are. And great with words haha. I may do Kiss" We'll hello. Kiss, drinks for sure | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? " I’ve got the room if you can handle it | |||
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"Deffo fuck x" Drinks. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? I’ve got the room if you can handle it " Get on then haha. Long as I have plenty of ice, I'm good to go ha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? " I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me " Let's ride this baby then | |||
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"Right. I'm gonna have to get off now. I just want to say we did 3 threads lol. Amd I enjoyed everyone. Thank you so much for all who joined in. I will leave you you in the flakey but very capable hands of Tats. If he mentions anything about work or speed bumps. Beware haha. Have a good evening everyone. Mwah!!!! " Someone’s all puffed out | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me Let's ride this baby then " As long as when we hit the bumps we hit them hard | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low Oh drink then kiss then fuck Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? What tats we talking about here lol The man, the myth, the legend So not me then hahaha You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me Let's ride this baby then As long as when we hit the bumps we hit them hard " Of course | |||
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