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OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"10 woo I’m not a heathen! 
Must say little disappointed thought everybody in the world and a pair of them furry f****** handcuffs."
I’ve old police cuffs instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"10 woo I’m not a heathen!
Must say little disappointed thought everybody in the world and a pair of them furry f****** handcuffs."
I had a spanking bench made with stocks and when they arrived they had been lined with fake fur. Nowhere on the photos of the item was there any fur or mention of it in the item description. I was sooooo pissed off. Took ages to remove as well as the glue had fused it to the wood. Not a happy bunny lol |
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"45,never had sex in limo whilst being driven.
Anyway what about the sex in a hot tub / jacuzzi / sauna? How many points for each of them? "
Wow need to we do the whole damn thing again now forgot about the jacuzzi.
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water.
Im sure he won't be long. 
Had money on it being your good self..
 sorry
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Oh. I'm sweet and innocent, as you can see in my pic. |
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"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.
I regret it now… 
You can have it  "
Meh, I’m not that arsed, oh, and I forgot to say 35. |
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"Just 11 sadly ...
Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho "
Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us..   |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Just 11 sadly ...
Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho
Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us.. "
Just you by looks of things.
mine went rusty with lack of use. |
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"20 for me... If I buy furry hand cuffs I am 40....eeeek"
Lies, you're a virgin and got some
Handcuffs for when you get a girlfriend and she will not be able to get away the show you love her you got fur ones so she did not hurt herself.
 I am joking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple.."
I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"40 … 
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman" "
Totally 
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding ) |
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"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.
I regret it now…
You can have it
There's an offer  "
I wasn’t sure? Maybe I should ask? |
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"Just 11 sadly ...
Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho
Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us.. "
Haha well I've never owned any .. Do I get extra points for owning Stocks |
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"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..
I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room? "
I didn’t count the under stairs room, hope that helps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..
I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room? "
Same here, really couldn’t in kids bedrooms!  |
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"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..
I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?
I didn’t count the under stairs room, hope that helps? "
Must be a lovely home as we could only get a Dyson and a pile of Wellington boots under our stairs and you not have sex in there too many spiders. |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
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"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol
Sex in every room of your the house.. 2
Sex in a car.. 3
Sex on the beach..5
Sex in a pub toilet ..5
Sex outside..3
Sex with a older person 10 years+..2
Sex in a limo being driven along..3
Anal sex..1
Threesome..2
Sex toys..1
Blindfold and whip..1
Owned furry handcuffs..20
Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..
I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?
Same here, really couldn’t in kids bedrooms! "
I got that out of the way looong before the kids came along - less of an issue if it is just a spare room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"40 …
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"
Totally
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding ) "
I show my self the door on that classy one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"40 …
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"
Totally
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding )
I show my self the door on that classy one "
Haha!! Keep it classy out of the bedroom x  |
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"40 …
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"
Totally
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding )
I show my self the door on that classy one "
Show yourself to the door with a score like that I'm surprised you're not tied to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"40 …
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"
Totally
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding )
I show my self the door on that classy one
Haha!! Keep it classy out of the bedroom x "
Ha ha I try to but just can’t help my self at times ha ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"40 …
SLAG!!’
I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"
Totally
I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy
(bishhhh, who is she kidding )
I show my self the door on that classy one
Show yourself to the door with a score like that I'm surprised you're not tied to it. "
I have meny at times ha ha and probably meny more hence the show my self the door walk off shame ha ha
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"45,never had sex in limo whilst being driven.
Anyway what about the sex in a hot tub / jacuzzi / sauna? How many points for each of them?
Wow need to we do the whole damn thing again now forgot about the jacuzzi.
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Oh, how about in a lift at my place of work, Nb wasn't during working hours. However, what about at work? |
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