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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....
Did I miss anything out  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....
Did I miss anything out "
Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....
Did I miss anything out
Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals."
And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!
Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!"  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....
Did I miss anything out
Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals.
And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!
Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!" "
Damn it!
I forgot "is my profile ok?" and "I've/We have been on for a whole hour and not had any meets"
Oh and "does it make me gay if I am attracted to TS/TG's"
And "why are there so many fakes"
Think Im done now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....
Did I miss anything out
Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals.
And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!
Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Damn it!
I forgot "is my profile ok?" and "I've/We have been on for a whole hour and not had any meets"
Oh and "does it make me gay if I am attracted to TS/TG's"
And "why are there so many fakes"
Think Im done now
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Nope!
You've also missed the blatant wank fodder style 'What's the dirtiest thing/weirdest place/strangest object you've ever shoved up your yawning beaver' threads, the 'i think the site's going downhill' (cos nobody's meeting/answering my messages), where's the best dogging site in the outer hebrides and the 'are you really a swinger?' threads!
Come on - keep up!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted 
Surely manners to say no thanks "
Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted
Surely manners to say no thanks
Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!! "
I know, I must learn to behave myself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted
Surely manners to say no thanks
Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!! "
Erm while you are here, fancy a fuck?
Saves me sending a message |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Does shoving the spiky end of a bog brush up my arse make me bi if I don't swallow when I snowball?
Have you tried the spikey end of a paddle hair brush?
Will that make me bi?"
Dont know about bi but you may need to sit on a rubber ring afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
HUGE!
Oh you said feet oops  
Well you know what they say big feet.....
Big shoes 
My shoes are size 11
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Mine ate 14s I stuff the end with loo roll to keep them on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
HUGE!
Oh you said feet oops
Well you know what they say big feet.....
Big shoes
My shoes are size 11
Mine ate 14s I stuff the end with loo roll to keep them on. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol "
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
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Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy. "
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain' "
You can call me captain anytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'
You can call me captain anytime. "
Thought you'd prefer 'Sir' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'
You can call me captain anytime.
Thought you'd prefer 'Sir' "
I'm.not fussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'
You can call me captain anytime.
Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'
I'm.not fussy "
really? id never have guessed that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do my feet look big in these
were you an extra in star trek??
Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol
i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty
Scotty doesn't wear that colour.
Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.
James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'
You can call me captain anytime.
Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'
I'm.not fussy
really? id never have guessed that lol"
That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm.not fussy
really? id never have guessed that lol
That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy "
I know your fussy.. too damm fussy for your own good |
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"I work for Sydney University and am writing all this down 
Could you perhaps post the details of your lawyer..... Just to make things easy for everyone who'll be taking action against you "
And a pic of the evidence for the er evidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm.not fussy
really? id never have guessed that lol
That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy
I know your fussy.. too damm fussy for your own good "
Obviously not with clothes |
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