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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Likewise here ^
Oh good God Roast
Roast
You need a bra
Is Mr Mystique's arse sl*ve and lives in an condemned caravan.
Not a chance I’m roasting my soul brother from another mother! "
So dont post |
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"Likewise here ^
Oh good God Roast
Roast
You need a bra
Is Mr Mystique's arse sl*ve and lives in an condemned caravan.
Not a chance I’m roasting my soul brother from another mother!
So dont post"
I’ll do what I want, when I want, so there! |
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all 
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum 
Yours is your gob
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
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Aww where did you find that? Jokes for beginners? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
"
Is under house arrest for stealing her 80 year old neighbours thongs. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Aww where did you find that? Jokes for beginners? "
Obviously darling
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! "
Oi leave my parents alone |
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone "
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you! "
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!! |
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!! "
You’re so dumb, you eat iron, thinking it’s mud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!! "
You need bigger pants dear, yours are slipping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!! "
Could only afford tattoos on one arm !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!!
Could only afford tattoos on one arm ! "
Was you waiting for someone to change your bum on 2nd August? |
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"I'd much prefer a spit roasting please 
NBVN x
I’m game, though you’ll need to sort your make up out!
At least she suits make up
Whats your excuse
"
At least I apply mine with a brush, what’s your excuse for using a trowel? |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Won't roasting someone get a forum ban?
Its humour
But you're not funny at all
Neither is your bum but it's open
At least he has a bum
Yours is your gob
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!!
Could only afford tattoos on one arm !
Was you waiting for someone to change your bum on 2nd August? "
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'd much prefer a spit roasting please
NBVN x
I’m game, though you’ll need to sort your make up out!
At least she suits make up
Whats your excuse
At least I apply mine with a brush, what’s your excuse for using a trowel? "
My beauty |
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"I'd much prefer a spit roasting please
NBVN x
I’m game, though you’ll need to sort your make up out!
At least she suits make up
Whats your excuse
At least I apply mine with a brush, what’s your excuse for using a trowel?
My beauty "
Is that what you call your pet hippopotamus? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Oi leave my parents alone
I wouldn’t touch your parents with a barge pole, unlike the one they used on you!
Your so lazy you just find a random mud statue to hold you up!!!!
Could only afford tattoos on one arm !
Was you waiting for someone to change your bum on 2nd August? "
Your bum is so farty it has to be uncovered and point downwind at all times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has already smashed out five wanks over fiddlesticks pokey bum wank picture "
Has a fake female profile called TraceyTitsBanger and sends himself dirty messages |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
"Has already smashed out five wanks over fiddlesticks pokey bum wank picture
Has a fake female profile called TraceyTitsBanger and sends himself dirty messages"
Changed her name to Sheilatakesaplough
Keep up Leo |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Has already smashed out five wanks over fiddlesticks pokey bum wank picture
Has a fake female profile called TraceyTitsBanger and sends himself dirty messages
Changed her name to Sheilatakesaplough
Keep up Leo "
Likes crap bands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has already smashed out five wanks over fiddlesticks pokey bum wank picture
Has a fake female profile called TraceyTitsBanger and sends himself dirty messages
Changed her name to Sheilatakesaplough
Keep up Leo "
I heard it was BigMoundsStrikeAgain but whatever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to test my new flame proof suit 
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants "
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Need to test my new flame proof suit
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty "
I send them to captain stamina he eats them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to test my new flame proof suit
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty
I send them to captain stamina he eats them"
True that |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Need to test my new flame proof suit
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty
I send them to captain stamina he eats them
True that "
And sniffs them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Need to test my new flame proof suit
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty
I send them to captain stamina he eats them
True that
And sniffs them"
No that's you with Mr Mystiques old mouldy pubes |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Need to test my new flame proof suit
Changes username more often than his pants
At least he changes his pants
I don't change mine because you like me to post them to you when they're crusty
I send them to captain stamina he eats them
True that
And sniffs them
No that's you with Mr Mystiques old mouldy pubes"
I love him
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch"
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk "
You can xxx
X |
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk "
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied!  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied! "
Who ever told you
Your sheriff's badge is pink
Also lied |
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied!
Who ever told you
Your sheriff's badge is pink
Also lied"
I’m an outlaw, no sheriffs badge for me.
Your hairdresser has circus mirrors in her salon! |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied!
Who ever told you
Your sheriff's badge is pink
Also lied
I’m an outlaw, no sheriffs badge for me.
Your hairdresser has circus mirrors in her salon! "
Your hole is outlawed
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied!
Who ever told you
Your sheriff's badge is pink
Also lied
I’m an outlaw, no sheriffs badge for me.
Your hairdresser has circus mirrors in her salon!
Your hole is outlawed
"
Dead right, no men allowed!
The person that sells your foundation has found a good use for cow pats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied! "
Booo bitch  |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
I love you I can’t roast you!!! I’m so weakkkkk
Whoever told you pink is a good colour for you, lied!
Who ever told you
Your sheriff's badge is pink
Also lied
I’m an outlaw, no sheriffs badge for me.
Your hairdresser has circus mirrors in her salon!
Your hole is outlawed
Dead right, no men allowed!
The person that sells your foundation has found a good use for cow pats! "
Outlawed as in open |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
BOLLOCKS!!!!
Who's you sucking
Nobby’s nuts
Xx"
Dose spit roast count ha ha xxxx |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
BOLLOCKS!!!!
Who's you sucking
Nobby’s nuts
Xx
Dose spit roast count ha ha xxxx"
Definitely
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Regularly arrested for scrapping outside her local boozer, where she’s know as ‘One Punch Yasmeen’
Oi smegma
I don't punch
BOLLOCKS!!!!
Who's you sucking
Nobby’s nuts
Xx
Dose spit roast count ha ha xxxx
Definitely
"
Perfect well I take that option then sis xxx |
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"Is this rubbish thread still going? 
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?"
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R"
Change your underwear |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Waxing your chest for your head?
Hahaha 
And for your extensions too "
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R"
What's with all the outdoor sex - You guys can't even afford a tent ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R"
This was pro level roasting by the way, the rest of us got taken to school here. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R
This was pro level roasting by the way, the rest of us got taken to school here. "
Was brilliant
Unlike your so called yoga |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R
This was pro level roasting by the way, the rest of us got taken to school here.
Was brilliant
Unlike your so called yoga "
The only time you can do those fancy positions in when you're being bummed by twins. |
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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"Is this rubbish thread still going?
Talking about rubbish threads, what's with the pink striped shirt you wear?
Sort that hair out man you're not 22 anymore. No one gives a shit if you won a medal for winning the days race at your kids sports day and stop staring at the camera like you're a junkie
R
This was pro level roasting by the way, the rest of us got taken to school here.
Was brilliant
Unlike your so called yoga
The only time you can do those fancy positions in when you're being bummed by twins. "
Fancy?????
Or
I might not like getting bummed |
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