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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i really could do with a hunky man right now just to kiss me really slowly til i melt, then he can with a little agression bite my neck and take me whichever way he wants 
But if we are talking food id settle for some piri piri chicken in a pitta bread with loads of salad ta  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie!"
Ha ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you 
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it"
Because she's hardcore!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!"
I wouldn't challenge her. Unless burgers were involved of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie!
Ha ha!"
Cancel Angelina!
A lady with a lovely bottom has just walked past my office window, can I have her instead?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie!
Ha ha!
Cancel Angelina!
A lady with a lovely bottom has just walked past my office window, can I have her instead?!"
It must be lovely for you to dump angelina for her! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!
I wouldn't challenge her. Unless burgers were involved of course "
Mmmm stop talking about food!
You bring the beer I'll bring the shots! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie!
Ha ha!
Cancel Angelina!
A lady with a lovely bottom has just walked past my office window, can I have her instead?!
It must be lovely for you to dump angelina for her!"
Its exemplary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!"
Oooh i quite like hardcore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!
I wouldn't challenge her. Unless burgers were involved of course "
With double cheese and plenty of relish  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!
I wouldn't challenge her. Unless burgers were involved of course
With double cheese and plenty of relish "
Ohhhh I let out another jimmy Saville yodel  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really wanted a Gold Bar. opened my desk drawer and there was one sitting there. I'm going to check the filing cabinets in a minute for Angelina Jolie!
Ha ha!
Cancel Angelina!
A lady with a lovely bottom has just walked past my office window, can I have her instead?!
It must be lovely for you to dump angelina for her!
Its exemplary!"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
Sounds like a plan
Getting worried about you
Says you with a hangover!
Yea well Tease has one too and she wants to get back on it
Because she's hardcore!!
I wouldn't challenge her. Unless burgers were involved of course
Mmmm stop talking about food!
You bring the beer I'll bring the shots!"
Are the shots because he is diseased or because he needs putting down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a doughnut.
Sprinkles?
There's a Bakers Oven round the corner!
Krispy kreme!!!"
I annihilated so many boxes of those when I was in the states last month, its a wonder I didn't have a heart attack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fancy a doughnut.
Which one. Top middle or bottom?
Ooh... can I start at the top and work my way down?
Greedy? Moi? 
Ok but if you see jam you have bitten too hard "
I don't bite. I lick and nibble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ice cold Corona with lime wedge
And do you know what the lime wedge is for?? 
Flies
Gold tick and a star!"
A mate of mine is married to a Mexican, she told me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fancy a doughnut.
Which one. Top middle or bottom?"
The bottom. Just means I have to eat my way through the rest of them first. Jeez life is tough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just for the record - I was inspired to HAVE some New York Cheese cake... just and it was heavenly
 I'm crying here!I am sorry ... would you like some? "
Thought you'd never ask!  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Just for the record - I was inspired to HAVE some New York Cheese cake... just and it was heavenly
I'm crying here!I am sorry ... would you like some?
Thought you'd never ask! "
I am good at cybering... sending you one right now. Let me know when you got it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just for the record - I was inspired to HAVE some New York Cheese cake... just and it was heavenly
I'm crying here!I am sorry ... would you like some?
Thought you'd never ask! I am good at cybering... sending you one right now. Let me know when you got it "
Got it thanks |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"Just for the record - I was inspired to HAVE some New York Cheese cake... just and it was heavenly
I'm crying here!I am sorry ... would you like some?
Thought you'd never ask! I am good at cybering... sending you one right now. Let me know when you got it
Got it thanks "
See? That could not have been done any quicker or more efficient in any way other than cyber |
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