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Your best humble brag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We have all seen the threads where someone has shared something that has come across slightly wrong as a humble brag.

What is your best humble brag?

Let’s have some fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

None

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am number 1 in the world I hold multiple world records

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

At the weekend I was out, got chatting to this woman. As the night went on she whispered in my ear "take me home and give me six inches"

I told her I don't fold it in half for anyone.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Help needed please. I can't find condoms that fit properly. I've tried a hefty bag but it's tight and uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world I hold multiple world records

I need to hear more

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At the weekend I was out, got chatting to this woman. As the night went on she whispered in my ear "take me home and give me six inches"

I told her I don't fold it in half for anyone. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a twat.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress "

Set them free instead

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world I hold multiple world records

I need to hear more "

Can’t say more than that as I am famous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My optometrist told me I have the thickest eyeballs he had ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world I hold multiple world records

I need to hear more

Can’t say more than that as I am famous "

That is so true

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My optometrist told me I have the thickest eyeballs he had ever seen"

Take the compliment humbly

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

I'm unique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm unique

We all are. Try again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

Which isle did he take you up?

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

So tired buying new socks, having to tuck the end of it into them is knackering the elastic in no time.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

Which isle did he take you up?

The sweet aisle

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

Which isle did he take you up?

The sweet aisle

Pick n mix?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So tired buying new socks, having to tuck the end of it into them is knackering the elastic in no time."

Belts work better

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

My shirts I wore before lockdown no longer fit me due to the increased size in my back and chest after going to the gym

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"My ample & spectacular bosom ruins the line of my favourite dress

Set them free instead

I did! And was escorted out of M&S by a nice chap

Which isle did he take you up?

The sweet aisle

Pick n mix?

Of course. I don't always want the hard centres

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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