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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish
pub for a
Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry
or a Turkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows
on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything
foreign.
Oh and......
* Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
* Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk
all the way to the back of the shop to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
* Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and a DIET .
* Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens to the counters.
* Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of
pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in
the garage.
* Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won 't miss a call
from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
* Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in
front of a skating rink
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It is still the most marvellous, splediferous, lovely country.
Summer waits until the kids have gone back to school so the parks are nice and quiet for adults to enjoy.
The weather can be different from one street to the next.
A wedding can be an international media event.
I can be seen at any hospital without having to pay at any time.
Flat bits, high bits, rolling bits and rocky bits and all beautiful.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Britain is about inclusion and equality for all!
Except single men on a swinging site "
You get included equally on gang-bangs don't you? You are equally slated when one single man makes an idiot of himself. What more do you want? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Standing in line jerking off to keep my woody while trying not to stare at the hairy spotty arse in front is not my idea of sexual equality thanks "
That's the thing with equality - someone always feels they are losing out. |
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