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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Part 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As in work?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"As in work? "
Yes sorry it is part 2 the part one is full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK... I'll try...

I'm ex military and now work in private security (non government) ensuring logistical and practical CP protection of journalists and anyone else who requires it.

That was a rubbish attempt.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"OK... I'll try...

I'm ex military and now work in private security (non government) ensuring logistical and practical CP protection of journalists and anyone else who requires it.

That was a rubbish attempt. "
you deliver papers on a paper round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK... I'll try...

I'm ex military and now work in private security (non government) ensuring logistical and practical CP protection of journalists and anyone else who requires it.

That was a rubbish attempt. you deliver papers on a paper round

Bingo.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"OK... I'll try...

I'm ex military and now work in private security (non government) ensuring logistical and practical CP protection of journalists and anyone else who requires it.

That was a rubbish attempt. you deliver papers on a paper round

Bingo. "
really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move pieces of wood with things on it via the medium of co2 production device

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yes. I use parts of my body to provide much sought after services. I have no input into producing any concrete product but leave many people feeling satisfied and more content.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I looked at really tall people walking up and down wearing things that cost a lot of money and that people don’t really need. and wrote about them items

Another hint, whatever happens in the devil wears prada .

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By *aturegentdurhamMan over a year ago

Stanley

Poor mans Jeremy Clarkson

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan over a year ago

wrexham

If I've guessed her job correctly then I find new old stuff for people like CrimsonCurves to look after...

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Cheam

I tell folks how to buy stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glorified paper round

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I let people in ( sometimes )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stop plants getting too big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a paperboy in my younger days, that stood me in good stead for my current job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glorified paper round"

Could we be doing the same job I wonder

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By *apxxxWoman over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Protection

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

I hit things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I design boxes on wheels

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I hit things.

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a blacksmith

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I design boxes on wheels "
make shopping trollies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I count things.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I count things. "
a.maths teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design boxes on wheels make shopping trollies

Bigger boxes than that lol

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I design boxes on wheels make shopping trollies

Bigger boxes than that lol

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giant shopping trollies for tall people

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I gyrate to rhythmic beats and have an unusual money belt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I design boxes on wheels make shopping trollies

Bigger boxes than that lol

giant shopping trollies for tall people

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I gyrate to rhythmic beats and have an unusual money belt "
a Chippendale

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

I inflict the tense on both the willing and unwilling.

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I inflict the tense on both the willing and unwilling."
an inflicter

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I inflict the tense on both the willing and unwilling.an inflicter

Close, but no cigar.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"I gyrate to rhythmic beats and have an unusual money belt a Chippendale

Hmm kinda. We call ourselves “the French Fries” apart from that “tricky” time in the early noughties when we were called “the Freedom Fries”

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

I talk to people to see what they can or can't do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hang around while people die

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I hang around while people die"

Nurse/Care home assistant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hang around while people die

Nurse/Care home assistant?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Installer of habitat based installations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I climb into peoples lofts on a daily basis…

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By *andAukCouple over a year ago

leeds

I sell dreams.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I make walls different colours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tame mini humans

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I inflict the tense on both the willing and unwilling."

English teacher?

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By *issVanillaWoman over a year ago

I make a lot of folks happy every Friday!

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By *earded BeastMan over a year ago

Spennymoor

I make people uncomfortable

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I make a lot of folks happy every Friday!

Do you sell crunchies?

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By *ohnny3333Man over a year ago

fleetwood

I try and make the world a better place and its a loosing battle

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By *lirtymr_mrsCouple over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

People pay me to tell them what they are doing wrong. Sometimes they even let me do it correctly for them afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have to. Most people don't understand it anyway

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple over a year ago

Chigwell

I make something that stops you losing something so others can see that something.

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By *issAphroditeWoman over a year ago

Norwich

I argue and talk a lot, often in large groups.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I colour in and watch Disney movies

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By *urvelover39Man over a year ago

Somewhere

I use heat and a low melting alloy to join less fusible metals together, this in turn with the skill of my hands and knowledge keep people warm and clean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If something in your kitchen breaks gimme a call

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

I find people who can do stuff and I bring them along with me to places where folks can't do stuff - and sometimes I make lists

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By *loop JohnMan over a year ago

Dublin

I make women get all sweaty and moan loudly and often curse me by making them bend over and do what i tell them till i tell em stop. Then i make em do it again

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By *0astMan over a year ago

Discovering

I impart wisdom and knowledge on those who want to learn a particular set of skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tell people how to use a digital thing so they can be more creative with other digital things

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Throw computer parts around and hope they work afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make sure the numbers on the thing that puts the stuff on the bits are right. And if the thing stops working I help fix it.

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

I talk about the past

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By *pinnakerMan over a year ago

bristol

If it goes boom bang or kills you I watch it

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By *9 kisses.Man over a year ago

clacton on sea

I ensure you travel safely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I enable quality time for others.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I talk about the past

History teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I run around in service of politcians

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By *edheadsruleCouple over a year ago

lancashire

I please some of the people all of the time, I can please all of the people some of the time, but I cannot please all of the people all of the time”

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

" I please some of the people all of the time, I can please all of the people some of the time, but I cannot please all of the people all of the time”"
lollipop lady

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

feeder of growing people

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"feeder of growing people "

Double entry

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"feeder of growing people

Double entry "

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I enable quality time for others."

Masseuse?

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I ensure you travel safely "

Train driver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make other people sound better than they are.

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I impart wisdom and knowledge on those who want to learn a particular set of skills"

Yoga instructor

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I make other people sound better than they are."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I visit construction sites and nobody likes me

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By *extravagantWoman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

I test drugs on people

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I visit construction sites and nobody likes me "
health and safety

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I test drugs on people "
scientist

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I test drugs on people "

Drug dealer

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By *arryandAnnCouple over a year ago

Hereford

I hold something in my right hand stroking up and down until the client is fully satisfied with the end result.

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I hold something in my right hand stroking up and down until the client is fully satisfied with the end result. "

Masseuse in rub and tug establishment

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

Nutritionist

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I hold something in my right hand stroking up and down until the client is fully satisfied with the end result. "
can this be done with the left hand aswell xx

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I visit construction sites and nobody likes me "

Building Control?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I visit construction sites and nobody likes me health and safety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I poke sharp things into peoples soft bits

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I poke sharp things into peoples soft bits "

Acupuncturist

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I make other people sound better than they are."

Sound engineer

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By *ustauseerTV/TS over a year ago

Sedgemoor

I sell liquid dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take green paper from people, magic it into more green paper, and give it back to them.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"I hold something in my right hand stroking up and down until the client is fully satisfied with the end result. "

Painter and decorator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tell people somethings wrong and expect them to fix it

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I inflict the tense on both the willing and unwilling.

English teacher?"

English as a Foreign Language Teacher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Climb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I poke sharp things into peoples soft bits

Acupuncturist "

Aesthetics nurse

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I spend a lot of the company's money - about £100k per month - on plant-related stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ring before I arrive. Knock on door. Do what I do and leave with a thank you.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Two roles....

First.... I blow in your eyes and put contraptions on your face

Second.... I get up close and personal and nosey in your ear

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By *aramedic999Man over a year ago

Cambridge

Blue light Taxi

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I tell people somethings wrong and expect them to fix it

That's what I do too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I enable quality time for others.

Masseuse? "

Nope

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Two roles....

First.... I blow in your eyes and put contraptions on your face

Second.... I get up close and personal and nosey in your ear"

Optician that also offers free ear tests

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Two roles....

First.... I blow in your eyes and put contraptions on your face

Second.... I get up close and personal and nosey in your ear"

Optometrist and audiologist?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Two roles....

First.... I blow in your eyes and put contraptions on your face

Second.... I get up close and personal and nosey in your ear

Optician that also offers free ear tests"

Close.. optical assistant and audiology clinical support

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I read and assess files

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I sell liquid dinosaurs "

Petrol / diesel sales?

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By *assagetherightplacesMan over a year ago

bradford

i help with stiffness and jiggle around flabby bits

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Go for a walk up a mountain and take people with me.

Gbat

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I makes sure things don't not work.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Blue light Taxi "

Your name gives it away a touch

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I make stuff, blow it up and then look at it

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By *aramedic999Man over a year ago

Cambridge

"Blue light Taxi

Your name gives it away a touch

I know lol

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"i help with stiffness and jiggle around flabby bits

massage therapy

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By *exy BeckyCouple over a year ago

Torrox, Spain

I hit bits of metal attached to piece of wood.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

Walk miles everyday to get nothing but trash in return

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hit bits of metal attached to piece of wood.

Jesus’s Nail Technician?

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Walk miles everyday to get nothing but trash in return "
binman

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By *ewsub4dommeMan over a year ago

thirsk

"Walk miles everyday to get nothing but trash in return binman

Yup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get people to spend a ton of money on something that might not last

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By *bostCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs - perform Oral

Mr - talks to students about stuff

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Get people to spend a ton of money on something that might not last "
car sales lady x

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By *oubleswing2019Man over a year ago

Colchester

I smile and help people when they are really stressed (and when I walk away wonder how they manage to breathe sometimes).

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"Mrs - perform Oral

Mr - talks to students about stuff"
wine taster

Teacher

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I smile and help people when they are really stressed (and when I walk away wonder how they manage to breathe sometimes)."
social worker

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

I tell people what to write on pieces of paper so that I can give them a laminated piece of paper

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By *mateur100Man over a year ago

nr faversham

I do stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get people to spend a ton of money on something that might not last car sales lady x"

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I tell people what to write on pieces of paper so that I can give them a laminated piece of paper"
No idea

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

"I do stuff"
you stuff Teddy bears

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Make sure O2C works, in 11 countries currently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fuck up major building projects on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep Metal birds flying in the sky..until they break too much.

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

"I tell people what to write on pieces of paper so that I can give them a laminated piece of paperNo idea

I also spend a lot of time reading from a presentation and telling people to stop messing about and listen to me

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

"I keep Metal birds flying in the sky..until they break too much."

Fix aeroplanes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tree Surgery

Psychology

Roman Empire

Politics..

Don’t get me started.. I’m better at fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I help people improve their bedside manner

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

"I fuck up major building projects on a regular basis "

Electricion

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I fuck up major building projects on a regular basis "
.

Are you an an endangered bat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I glue pieces of metal together, with a stick with a very hot end

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Press lots of buttons

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I turn stuff off and back on again.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I turn stuff off and back on again.

Cal"

Computer fixer person

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman over a year ago

Hull

I observe people and instruct them how to pack perishibles safely and customer friendly in 3 different languages .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I observe people and instruct them how to pack perishibles safely and customer friendly in 3 different languages ."

Quality control at Beaverlac

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman over a year ago

Hull

"I observe people and instruct them how to pack perishibles safely and customer friendly in 3 different languages .

Quality control at Beaverlac"

Close but no cigar

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By *urelyDevilishWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I spend all day solving problems. I measure heights of furniture and then sit behind a laptop to document this.

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By *obandlollyCouple over a year ago

Long Eaton

I help make large areas of land look pretty for the very few seconds you may see it on a TV screen as fast things travel past it

Bob

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

Nutritionist "

Nope, any other guesses?

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I try and help people to get back on the road to recovery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I provide mathematical proof of the continuing ability of a company to provide products and maintain a net positive gain of printed polymer sheets.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

Nutritionist

Nope, any other guesses? "

Teacher?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck up major building projects on a regular basis .

Are you an an endangered bat"

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I fuck up major building projects on a regular basis .

Are you an an endangered bat

Or an extinction rebellion activist…

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

Nutritionist

Nope, any other guesses?

Teacher? "

Well done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I smile and help people when they are really stressed (and when I walk away wonder how they manage to breathe sometimes)."

Yep I do this too! I do wonder why I work with the public sometimes too!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I try to get children to be enthusiastic about something that they aren’t

Nutritionist

Nope, any other guesses? "

teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I provide mathematical proof of the continuing ability of a company to provide products and maintain a net positive gain of printed polymer sheets."

Accountant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make people learn how to sit on big animals and kick them until they move!

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By *amescoupleCouple over a year ago

north walsham

I annoy people by playing hide and seek with the things they want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock nails in would and screw things l

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Mr is surrounded by females who never seem to go where he would like them to go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Training the next generation of Avengers and tell grown ups what to do a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of ducking and diving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pointless dogshit for people who don't give a fuck

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By *avey81Man over a year ago

Halifax

I take your taxes and buy things for myself with them. usually looking at a screen for 7 hours a day

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By *ragoniteMan over a year ago

Cheshire

Get given your tax dollars by the government for doing things with needles, supplying drugs to people and getting clapped on Thursday evenings.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Mr is surrounded by females who never seem to go where he would like them to go."

Shepherd ?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Mr is surrounded by females who never seem to go where he would like them to go.

Shepherd ?"

Especially those ewe lambs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I provide mathematical proof of the continuing ability of a company to provide products and maintain a net positive gain of printed polymer sheets.

Accountant "

Even puffing it out, it sounds dull

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By *assagetherightplacesMan over a year ago

bradford

correct

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple over a year ago

Waterford

I look after broken hearts

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

I write down very detailed lists of instructions and turn them into patterns of electrons inside small crystal structures. This makes machinery do useful things.

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