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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've seen others ask, so thought I'd join in lol. Not expecting meets in a flash or undivided attention simply cuz I happen to be alive, however, I always struggle to 'sell' myself as it were.
So any tips and tricks to make my profile more shimmering, shiny and splendid would be much appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
Don’t forget the triangle, takes years to learn how to go ‘ding’
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Ah but that was my surprise should I meet anyone, whip out my triangle and sing medieval songs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever "
Perfect cure for covid too |
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too"
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead "
Always knew there was something mystical about them. Don't fear the cowbell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead "
This site is so funny, a bum talking to a hand lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
Don’t forget the triangle, takes years to learn how to go ‘ding’
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?? Thee auld Triangle goes Jingle Jangle ?? |
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead
This site is so funny, a bum talking to a hand lmao "
thank you for that perspective on things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead
This site is so funny, a bum talking to a hand lmao
thank you for that perspective on things "
*Doffs cap* always willing to do my bit for the community Mr Hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding* |
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
Don’t forget the triangle, takes years to learn how to go ‘ding’
?? Thee auld Triangle goes Jingle Jangle ??"
No that one you need a few more years and only good at Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
Don’t forget the triangle, takes years to learn how to go ‘ding’
?? Thee auld Triangle goes Jingle Jangle ??
No that one you need a few more years and only good at Christmas "
Ok, I'll stick to the classic 'Bring out your dead' then, that's sure to get pulses racing... erm... |
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"You state that you're a musician but don't mention your fondness for cowbell
I think you're on to something there, can never have enough cowbell
Agreed, sometimes it's the only cure for a fever
Perfect cure for covid too
Damn Blue oyster cult knew what was ahead
This site is so funny, a bum talking to a hand lmao
thank you for that perspective on things
*Doffs cap* always willing to do my bit for the community Mr Hand "
You'll go far around here |
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*"
You actually did it. Bravo sir  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*
You actually did it. Bravo sir "
Thank you, thank you *bows theatrically*
Though tbf, I suspect people will most likely look at my profile and think 'feckin eedjit' ah well, can't please them all hey
*Bows more while leaving the stage* |
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*
You actually did it. Bravo sir
Thank you, thank you *bows theatrically*
Though tbf, I suspect people will most likely look at my profile and think 'feckin eedjit' ah well, can't please them all hey
*Bows more while leaving the stage*"
Never underestimate the power of a good sense of humour |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
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I struggle with this at times. But best ican say is keep your text upbeat even any bad parts and keep your photos up to date sometimes every detail will be scrutinised others not at all the less you have things on yer mind the better it will be mate. after years of nothing some good things are happening for me now. just let it happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I struggle with this at times. But best ican say is keep your text upbeat even any bad parts and keep your photos up to date sometimes every detail will be scrutinised others not at all the less you have things on yer mind the better it will be mate. after years of nothing some good things are happening for me now. just let it happen "
Glad to hear it mate and yeh, as I've said I'm not expecting anything, just happy to join in with the banter, chat to new people on forums and go with the flow, I'm not in any rush. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*
You actually did it. Bravo sir
Thank you, thank you *bows theatrically*
Though tbf, I suspect people will most likely look at my profile and think 'feckin eedjit' ah well, can't please them all hey
*Bows more while leaving the stage*
Never underestimate the power of a good sense of humour "
Definitely, the world is so serious that you just gotta find a giggle wherever you can. It's nice to see so many on here with a nutty sense of humour |
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*
You actually did it. Bravo sir
Thank you, thank you *bows theatrically*
Though tbf, I suspect people will most likely look at my profile and think 'feckin eedjit' ah well, can't please them all hey
*Bows more while leaving the stage*
Never underestimate the power of a good sense of humour
Definitely, the world is so serious that you just gotta find a giggle wherever you can. It's nice to see so many on here with a nutty sense of humour "
The lounge is nuttier than a whole wholenut bar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trust me on this one OP I’d suggest having your bumhole as your avatar. You’re sure to get the attention you deserve that way.
Good luck "
Haha the bum is only a temporary measure, did it for hump day on another thread. Normal service will resume tomorrow lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you want to lure the goths, ditch the mead and go for the absinth "
I do like goths (as I used to be one) but not gonna narrow down my potential market that much lol. Plus, I dabble in paganism/witchy shiz from time to time, so mead will stay on the menu  |
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"Trust me on this one OP I’d suggest having your bumhole as your avatar. You’re sure to get the attention you deserve that way.
Good luck
Haha the bum is only a temporary measure, did it for hump day on another thread. Normal service will resume tomorrow lol"
You’ve misunderstood, women want to see the actual bullet hole. Post that and you’ll be knee deep in clunge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cowbell and triangle has been taken on board and added to my never ending list of seductive charms. I fully expect my inbox to be filled with the kind of scenes last reserved for The Beatles from this point on
*Ding*
You actually did it. Bravo sir
Thank you, thank you *bows theatrically*
Though tbf, I suspect people will most likely look at my profile and think 'feckin eedjit' ah well, can't please them all hey
*Bows more while leaving the stage*
Never underestimate the power of a good sense of humour
Definitely, the world is so serious that you just gotta find a giggle wherever you can. It's nice to see so many on here with a nutty sense of humour
The lounge is nuttier than a whole wholenut bar"
Hehehe *rubs hands with glee* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trust me on this one OP I’d suggest having your bumhole as your avatar. You’re sure to get the attention you deserve that way.
Good luck
Haha the bum is only a temporary measure, did it for hump day on another thread. Normal service will resume tomorrow lol
You’ve misunderstood, women want to see the actual bullet hole. Post that and you’ll be knee deep in clunge "
I'm just gonna look at you with a quizzical eyebrow  Lol |
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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago
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"I struggle with this at times. But best ican say is keep your text upbeat even any bad parts and keep your photos up to date sometimes every detail will be scrutinised others not at all the less you have things on yer mind the better it will be mate. after years of nothing some good things are happening for me now. just let it happen
My fab life didn't really start until i visited forums and at least people answer you and not bin your message w/out reading
Glad to hear it mate and yeh, as I've said I'm not expecting anything, just happy to join in with the banter, chat to new people on forums and go with the flow, I'm not in any rush. "
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"Trust me on this one OP I’d suggest having your bumhole as your avatar. You’re sure to get the attention you deserve that way.
Good luck
Haha the bum is only a temporary measure, did it for hump day on another thread. Normal service will resume tomorrow lol
You’ve misunderstood, women want to see the actual bullet hole. Post that and you’ll be knee deep in clunge
I'm just gonna look at you with a quizzical eyebrow Lol"
You have chosen wisely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want to lure the goths, ditch the mead and go for the absinth
I do like goths (as I used to be one) but not gonna narrow down my potential market that much lol. Plus, I dabble in paganism/witchy shiz from time to time, so mead will stay on the menu "
Oh kheyyyyyy but don't blame me when you get inundated with horny vikings wanting horny viking sex |
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"If you want to lure the goths, ditch the mead and go for the absinth
I do like goths (as I used to be one) but not gonna narrow down my potential market that much lol. Plus, I dabble in paganism/witchy shiz from time to time, so mead will stay on the menu
Oh kheyyyyyy but don't blame me when you get inundated with horny vikings wanting horny viking sex"
Ssshhh, I'm trying to lure him in so I can make off with his mead stock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you want to lure the goths, ditch the mead and go for the absinth
I do like goths (as I used to be one) but not gonna narrow down my potential market that much lol. Plus, I dabble in paganism/witchy shiz from time to time, so mead will stay on the menu
Oh kheyyyyyy but don't blame me when you get inundated with horny vikings wanting horny viking sex"
Ah... yes, point taken. Didn't even think of that. Don't really fancy any viking pokes tbh lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like your profile.
Maybe write in a few things that you're looking for too.
Also, shimmering, shiny and splendid Disney references would stand out  "
Thanks ya and ok, I'll see if I can think of any good'uns haha. Cheers |
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