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So on a meet last week I was a little embarrassed that when I was being orally pleasured that the amount of cum made my partners mouth so full that she struggled to take it all. It's the first time that's happened and we both thought it was because of the passion was so high. Let's hear your experiences  |
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over a year ago
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I've had guys who claimed they ejaculate so much I could never swallow. Never had happened.
The average amount of semen a guy produces is between 3 and 5 ml. Treble that and it's still only 15. An easy amount to fit in my mouth. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about. "
I for one really couldn’t care less. I’ve never understood the fascination and it annoys me when I see it on profiles. So what? Well done you. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I for one really couldn’t care less. I’ve never understood the fascination and it annoys me when I see it on profiles. So what? Well done you. "
Wow, cumshaming on Fab  |
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over a year ago
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Some people very much do enjoy a heavy load
Mrs here isn't so fussed either way, though she can enjoy a big load on her body.
You may find though, those less keen here may well be more expressive about it.
Hopefully, those that do enjoy may speak up.
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"You guys are so fucking manly.
I roar with power when I cum hard... Only to see a teardrop sized bead of cum dribble pathetically from the end of my cock. Take that you bitch. "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?"
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ? |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?"
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread."
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.  |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink. "
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it |
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Taste and mouth feel are more important to me than quantity. A smooth and creamy mouthfeel with hints of lime, baked apple, pie crust, Asian pear and lemon curd.
The smooth yet rich texture should dissolve to a light, creamy mid-palate with bright acidity and a long, juicy finish.
Flavours of layered bright pear and lemon giving way to a lingering honey crisp apple finish with underlying hints of buttery shortbread. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it "
Oh I’m sorry dude, I didn’t realise some men’s egos were so delicate, you lads crack on. Ciao. |
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"Taste and mouth feel are more important to me than quantity. A smooth and creamy mouthfeel with hints of lime, baked apple, pie crust, Asian pear and lemon curd.
The smooth yet rich texture should dissolve to a light, creamy mid-palate with bright acidity and a long, juicy finish.
Flavours of layered bright pear and lemon giving way to a lingering honey crisp apple finish with underlying hints of buttery shortbread. "
Quality and quantity for me. I love lots of the right stuff and I fully agree about the multifaceted sensations from great cum. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it "
Chill |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I for one really couldn’t care less. I’ve never understood the fascination and it annoys me when I see it on profiles. So what? Well done you.
Wow, cumshaming on Fab "
Is it? I don’t think so. Ah well |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it "
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know  |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
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I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum  |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know "
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug. |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum "
Never lol |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug."
I could keep some back from my charitable donation, how bigs the jug? |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
I could keep some back from my charitable donation, how bigs the jug? "
Oh no I couldn't take from Bolivia's women! |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol "
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it  |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
I could keep some back from my charitable donation, how bigs the jug?
Oh no I couldn't take from Bolivia's women!"
Very noble!
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug."
there’s always one |
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"I donate one ejaculation a month to charity, last months provided enough to keep the IVF programme in Bolivia going for a week.
That’s very noble of you
I’m a noble geezer, ain’t I! "
You’re a proper gent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...if you've never watched 'the happytime murders' you're missing out! Who knew a muppet could shame all the heavy cummers here! 
https://youtu.be/GOc90OdRckU |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
I could keep some back from my charitable donation, how bigs the jug?
Oh no I couldn't take from Bolivia's women!
Very noble!
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it "
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
there’s always one "
Have to treasure men's precious cargo, you know  |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug."
Sounds like an insult "oi cum jug" |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I for one really couldn’t care less. I’ve never understood the fascination and it annoys me when I see it on profiles. So what? Well done you.
Wow, cumshaming on Fab
Is it? I don’t think so. Ah well "
It was actually just a throwaway comment unless cum shaming is an actual phenomenon that I'm not aware of. Which is always possible. |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth "
Does it go down well? |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I for one really couldn’t care less. I’ve never understood the fascination and it annoys me when I see it on profiles. So what? Well done you.
Wow, cumshaming on Fab
Is it? I don’t think so. Ah well
It was actually just a throwaway comment unless cum shaming is an actual phenomenon that I'm not aware of. Which is always possible."
Wouldn’t surprise me . |
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By *wguy81Man
over a year ago
darwen |
"So on a meet last week I was a little embarrassed that when I was being orally pleasured that the amount of cum made my partners mouth so full that she struggled to take it all. It's the first time that's happened and we both thought it was because of the passion was so high. Let's hear your experiences "
Nothing wrong with that my man! The more, the better the orgasm do you not think?
I’d love to cum like an explosion in a custard factory but don’t and a lot depends on diet and hydration etc etc |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug."
Hopefully, with appropriate volume markings. I believe the official unit of measurement is a load (or heavy load) but I've long argued for teaspoonfuls. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Sounds like an insult "oi cum jug" "
Perhaps in YOUR neck of the woods, Hand (sniffs haughtily and stalks off clutching cum jug) |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about. "
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well? "
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888 |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888"
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back  |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Hopefully, with appropriate volume markings. I believe the official unit of measurement is a load (or heavy load) but I've long argued for teaspoonfuls."
After much thought, I opted for a custom cum jug with
Dribble
Load
Heavy Load
Lake
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Sounds like an insult "oi cum jug"
Perhaps in YOUR neck of the woods, Hand (sniffs haughtily and stalks off clutching cum jug)"
Maybe so
The way you just said it makes cum jug sound like an entity. |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Sounds like an insult "oi cum jug"
Perhaps in YOUR neck of the woods, Hand (sniffs haughtily and stalks off clutching cum jug)
Maybe so
The way you just said it makes cum jug sound like an entity. "
Did that turn you on? |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Hopefully, with appropriate volume markings. I believe the official unit of measurement is a load (or heavy load) but I've long argued for teaspoonfuls.
After much thought, I opted for a custom cum jug with
Dribble
Load
Heavy Load
Lake
"
That is a capacious jug |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting "
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet? |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Hopefully, with appropriate volume markings. I believe the official unit of measurement is a load (or heavy load) but I've long argued for teaspoonfuls.
After much thought, I opted for a custom cum jug with
Dribble
Load
Heavy Load
Lake
That is a capacious jug "
One has to be prepared for all cummers |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet? "
Just take your cum jug along |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
U OK hun?
Oh sorry, yes I produce gallons of the stuff, I can wallpaper my house daily with it, but that’s literally all I can offer women. Better ?
Not really - I don't see the need for the kink shaming. If you don't like a thread, there's no need to take the piss. Just find a different thread.
Men bragging about how much cum they produce isn’t a kink.
Still doesn't need you taking the piss. He asked for people's experiences not what you thought of it
CJ is right though, most of us really don’t care as it goes in a condom anyway, we don’t catch it in a jug and measure it ya know
Speak for yourself. I have a cum jug.
Sounds like an insult "oi cum jug"
Perhaps in YOUR neck of the woods, Hand (sniffs haughtily and stalks off clutching cum jug)
Maybe so
The way you just said it makes cum jug sound like an entity.
Did that turn you on? "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it"
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum? "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it"
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!! "
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
And your bare arsed across my desk "
Have you ever had a pirate drink rum from you? Xx pour a shot and let me suck it from you? |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
Do you need a jug to measure the rum? "
No thank you, we don’t want semen (seamen) in our run, see what I did there.. semen.. seamen…ahhh |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum "
It hadn't gone unnoticed |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
Do you need a jug to measure the rum? "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
Do you need a jug to measure the rum?
They'll end up drinking loads though "
No just pour from the bottle |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store "
Please and thank you |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
And your bare arsed across my desk
Have you ever had a pirate drink rum from you? Xx pour a shot and let me suck it from you? "
Fuck that sounds sexy, I’ve had champagne drank from my cunt before, that was fun, the bubbles tickle |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
Do you need a jug to measure the rum?
They'll end up drinking loads though "
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
And your bare arsed across my desk
Have you ever had a pirate drink rum from you? Xx pour a shot and let me suck it from you?
Fuck that sounds sexy, I’ve had champagne drank from my cunt before, that was fun, the bubbles tickle "
My beard will tickle. I’m not refined enough for champagne |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
And your bare arsed across my desk
Have you ever had a pirate drink rum from you? Xx pour a shot and let me suck it from you?
Fuck that sounds sexy, I’ve had champagne drank from my cunt before, that was fun, the bubbles tickle
My beard will tickle. I’m not refined enough for champagne "
Offttttt, you delicious bear |
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"I nearly commented on this as I thought it said to much Rum… I thought never! Never has there been to much Rum
I had a friend who used to be in the navy, I can honestly say sometimes there was too much rum
Never lol
Lams Navy, can’t even look at it
Oh that shits horrendous lol
You need pussers rum for navy rum. And it’s smooth
Does it go down well?
Yes I love rum.. and oysters gunpowder strength is a smooth rum
At 54%
But my favourite rum is brugal 1888
Jeebus, one sniff of that and I’d be on my back
Hopefully
Dirty boy!! Get in my office now
Shall I bring the rum?
Fucking yes!!
Haha I do love how everyone else is still taking about cum… and we are now getting hammered on rum
And your bare arsed across my desk
Have you ever had a pirate drink rum from you? Xx pour a shot and let me suck it from you?
Fuck that sounds sexy, I’ve had champagne drank from my cunt before, that was fun, the bubbles tickle
My beard will tickle. I’m not refined enough for champagne
Offttttt, you delicious bear "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you "
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons "
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug"
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"Im waiting for a woman to say all viscosities and quantities of cum are beautiful , why does that never happen ? It’s not fair.  "
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My take on this topic & heavy cumming would be this.
Is any woman on here bothered? They are not likely to be trying to get pregnant so less is more I'd have thought.
Also do you produce masses of the stuff because the tadpoles it contains are that useless it takes more to carry out the theoretical mission they were made for. Small cummers could be more potent!
Any more bragging now?
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug
trying not to look smug "
Not doing a great job of it, just saying |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug
trying not to look smug
Not doing a great job of it, just saying "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug
trying not to look smug
Not doing a great job of it, just saying
Whoops "
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about.
I care! Ive said if they can't produce more that 384ml I'm not meeting
Do you require volume video evidence before or after a social meet?
Just take your cum jug along
It's not my jug fs, Indefinable probably has a patent on it
Oi, any man should be proud to own a cum jug as fine as this! Will send you the link to the store
Please and thank you
I do need video proof, I need to know it's all from one load. Otherwise the test is void!
See a jug would make more sense... They do find it hard to aim in my measuring spoons
Noted wait patiently
Indefinable I'm going to need cum jug
trying not to look smug
Not doing a great job of it, just saying
Whoops
I don't even believe that "
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"I have tits like torpedos and when i flick a nipple the milk jets would remove your eye ball. "
Could I use them to power wash my patio please Granny? It's covered in cum from when I ejaculated over it once |
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"Hey, let’s brag about bodily fluids that most women really couldn’t care less about. "
Agreed!
Gadz lol I'd be quite happy if there were none at all... You'd still get your tickly bit tho. Soon are I see 'heavy cummer' on a profile I get the dry boak and move on. |
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