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Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few couples looking to meet, moaning about time wasters and the usual collection of pics |
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes."
That’s not the same 9” fella from the thread earlier is it  |
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes.
That’s not the same 9” fella from the thread earlier is it "
Thankfully not |
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Apparently Queensferry stinks a bit at the mo, but otherwise it's all fairly normal, people meeting, people getting verified, people advertising meets, business as usual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of bbw's with their tits out and a few gaping vagina pics. Standard.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of overgrown pubes |
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"Lots of overgrown pubes "
I think it's called "re-wilding" now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of overgrown pubes
I think it's called "re-wilding" now."
Or getting their winter coats early  |
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I got people looking for meets, a whore trying to get by, a massage hunter, someone that wants people to hear her cum on the phone, another really wants to get to the gym and another that can't remember the last time she had a good spanking.
There's more but that's enough  |
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Oh and apparently that Hardy bloke is in Swansea |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
One man saying he thought he'd got 4 messages, but it was spam
Another bloke been let down, so asking if anyone's free now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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jack.sally pops up a lot  |
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A lot of Friend collectors and a lot of people trying to be inconspicuous lool |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I got people looking for meets, a whore trying to get by, a massage hunter, someone that wants people to hear her cum on the phone, another really wants to get to the gym and another that can't remember the last time she had a good spanking.
There's more but that's enough "
I saw the bit about Tom Hardy! I feel a day out coming on |
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We've got lots of people looking in parks, hotels, his place, beach, and the Forest. Top of the wish list is older and larger ladies. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Lots of fellas are looking for a meet now, later and over the Bonk Holiday  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a few couples looking for meets, 3 new single females, a couple who im convinced is just a guy because its only ever him and he's looking to suck some cock and finally another coupe looking for sniff as they have put it |
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We got one in Nottingham trying to find a meet now while they are in Jersey on their status update.
When will people realise you have to reset your location when looking for a meet in a different area |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Pretty similar we have a couple complaining this is the most ignorant site they have known because people don't reply no thank you, a few profiles getting or displaying new verifications and a couple where the only the guy is available tonight (no verifications not even photo verified) read into that what you will. |
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"A lot of Friend collectors and a lot of people trying to be inconspicuous lool"
How do they try to be inconspicuous? |
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"I got people looking for meets, a whore trying to get by, a massage hunter, someone that wants people to hear her cum on the phone, another really wants to get to the gym and another that can't remember the last time she had a good spanking.
There's more but that's enough
I saw the bit about Tom Hardy! I feel a day out coming on "
I don't know how long he's here for but you go get your stalk on |
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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago
Cardiff |
There are 7 new single man profiles.
A lot of guys declaring morning glory.
One guy is offering fun in a camper van.
Another is stating that he doesn't want sluts, whores, cumdumps, gypsies, tramps or thieves.
A couple has posted some really hot dp pictures.
There's a few guys with hotel rooms in Cardiff (individually, not together).
Someone is pondering if there is public fuckery in Oxford.
Three guys have received their first veris. |
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Someone is going to Benidorm, some is looking for 420 and another wants someone to sit on his cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a word….desperate |
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Nothing special for me.. the usual "going to XYZ club" or "XYZ has added a new verification" a few with pics of tits etc.. but nothing really special (the ones I have noted an interest in aren't into me, so nothing really to bother with atm. |
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"gypsies, tramps or thieves."
We'd hear it from the people of the town... |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
One rather lovely mature lady has gone boogaloo with pics, and c has upgraded to silver... otherwise not a lot to report |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes."
I’ve seen a lot of blokes saying they’re 9 inches recently, I think it’s great that The Borrowers are putting themselves out there. |
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes.
I’ve seen a lot of blokes saying they’re 9 inches recently, I think it’s great that The Borrowers are putting themselves out there."
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Mostly people down Eastney nudist beach or visiting for work at Victorious festival! Nothing amusing today. |
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Judging by the number of guest posts from people heading to Liverpool over the bank holiday, I am braced for an influx of Fab-grade clunge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of people wanting to meet at the beach, in the forest or the spa and one guy wanting a moist pair of lips to empty his balls....standard Monday in Dorset! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Pretty similar we have a couple complaining this is the most ignorant site they have known because people don't reply no thank you, a few profiles getting or displaying new verifications and a couple where the only the guy is available tonight (no verifications not even photo verified) read into that what you will."
That's ironic as I politely said 'no thank you' to someone who had slipped through my filters and rudely told I just got off on turning men down and should have blocked instead of replying 
...you can't win either way folks  |
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes.
I’ve seen a lot of blokes saying they’re 9 inches recently, I think it’s great that The Borrowers are putting themselves out there."
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"A lot of Friend collectors and a lot of people trying to be inconspicuous lool
How do they try to be inconspicuous?"
Sarcasm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone hoping to get lucky while delivering pizza. Some guy has 7 days worth of cum that needs to be emptied and someone naked and horny laying on their bed (no not me)  |
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I don't know as I'm currently postcode surfing |
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Someone is looking for a lockpick and a van to move some stuff. Sounds legit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always interesting |
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This morning, we have:
- One person posting to tell us they're too busy to post.
- The person who posts the same status over and over again has posted the same status again.
- A comparatively new couples profile has posted several new photos of the woman in lingerie, and a single disembodied cock shot of the man.
- Someone who is very definitely not meeting single men has posted more verifications from single men.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a desperado on mine, appealing daily - multiple times - for big titted women to contact him, for filthy chat/role-play. He’ll invite them over whenever he has an hour alone at home. He even puts his number on there.
So far I’ve managed to resist
It’s rather tragic and unattractive. And it astounds me that he just can’t see that. |
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As usual, it's just full of couples |
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People having lunch, wanking, and looking to wank during lunch |
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Plenty of men showing off their manhood, someone's throbbing, a few looking to meet and one who keeps posting the same video, year after year, month after month.. they are not when that good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman looking for huge cock, a woman stating she only wants BBC, a picture of a foursome in full swing and someone got photo verified |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seem to have a lot of straight men wanting to lick winkles on mine.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?"
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question  |
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By *omer47Man
over a year ago
leigh |
Same as it did when I first joined......EMPTY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question "
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just loads of cock pics with the odd one or two updates from interesting people. |
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions "
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will. |
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There are a fair few people away on holiday, looking for fun.
A couple of invitations - one to watch porn with some guy, one to join a GB for his wife's birthday.
All quite mellow really 
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My local list is rather dull today. There's a guy thanking the woman with the spaniel (the mind boggles  ), someone looking for a mechanic, a few people bemoaning their boredom and one complaining about judgemental women on here. Otherwise it's plenty of meets and new photos. |
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"People having lunch, wanking, and looking to wank during lunch"
I hope they wash their hands before holding their sandwich. |
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Some utter shite and bad song lyrics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One asking for panties being thrown over his cock
One being semi philosophical saying innocence never lasts
Another asking for horny students at campus
One gagging for things..I'm worried about that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of horny frustrated people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will. "
Women get inundated with messages so if they were replying to everyone I could see that happening |
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A man looking to give sloppy BJs to straight guys. A woman wants to be driven to the woods and fucked by 2 guys. A man moaning there’s no action here and everybody’s fake. And someone’s van has broken down. |
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"A man looking to give sloppy BJs to straight guys. A woman wants to be driven to the woods and fucked by 2 guys. A man moaning there’s no action here and everybody’s fake. And someone’s van has broken down. "
Oh and a new one just in. bloke who’s wife is out and he’s wanking and fantasising about her 2 sisters and her mum |
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will.
Women get inundated with messages so if they were replying to everyone I could see that happening"
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Perhaps they're still at the stage of sending a thanks-but-no-thanks message to every single FAF one-liner they've been deluged with. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A man looking to give sloppy BJs to straight guys. A woman wants to be driven to the woods and fucked by 2 guys. A man moaning there’s no action here and everybody’s fake. And someone’s van has broken down. "
She needs the AA,
andy and albert( formley known as prince) |
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Mine is full of very very hot images of a certain gorgeous lady from my friends list! And then there’s a random pic of me from my couples profile ! Damn it’s invasion of my pervers rights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will.
Women get inundated with messages so if they were replying to everyone I could see that happening
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Perhaps they're still at the stage of sending a thanks-but-no-thanks message to every single FAF one-liner they've been deluged with. "
I did that when I started. I ran out being nice to cockwombles. What a drip  |
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will.
Women get inundated with messages so if they were replying to everyone I could see that happening
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Perhaps they're still at the stage of sending a thanks-but-no-thanks message to every single FAF one-liner they've been deluged with.
I did that when I started. I ran out being nice to cockwombles. What a drip "
It was good of you to try. I'm sorry you were subjected to such a relentless tide of horribleness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone saying they’ve ran out of messages
How many must they be sending to run out?
I've always wanted to know the answer to that question
Like are we talking hundreds? Are they just copy and pasting? Sending dick pics to everyone within a 20 mile radius? One word messages?
So many questions
Most of the people I've seen claiming to have run out of messages have been women... or at least ostensibly women. Make of that what you will.
Women get inundated with messages so if they were replying to everyone I could see that happening
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Perhaps they're still at the stage of sending a thanks-but-no-thanks message to every single FAF one-liner they've been deluged with.
I did that when I started. I ran out being nice to cockwombles. What a drip
It was good of you to try. I'm sorry you were subjected to such a relentless tide of horribleness. "
Oh they weren't all horrible. Some were really boring too
Because I was being a drip, I got very overwhelmed a couple of times and turned off my profile. Then got a message calling me a drama llama because he wanted to perve it. |
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Mine has a lot of ‘man looking to meet’, does that actually work?
New forumite here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is looking for a dirty no strings meet, fuck fill & go!
Someone else is bored..
Lots of free now who wants to meet?
And a few; this site is full of time wasters.
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Lots of ladies/couples posting meets, lots of people looking forward to time off work and the odd person wishing they weren't so bored! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine isn't too bad. At times it's nice to remember that there are more people on fab who know nothing of the forums than who post here.
Even saying I wish I could turn it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone parked up looking for a woman or couple. Someone needing a massage with a happy ending. Someone in the Hilton (oh my) for one night only! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone parked up looking for a woman or couple. Someone needing a massage with a happy ending. Someone in the Hilton (oh my) for one night only! "
I'm in the Hilton for one night only !!!!!
Two Sundays from now... so I'm probably ok |
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Classic one this morning: Bi male now meeting alone due to "wife being unwell". Apparently she is happy for him to meet without her, "with men women couples tvs cds or groups".
Of course she is. Of *course* she is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Classic one this morning: Bi male now meeting alone due to "wife being unwell". Apparently she is happy for him to meet without her, "with men women couples tvs cds or groups".
Of course she is. Of *course* she is."
I hope she gets better soon…… hahahaha |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
Norfolk East anglia |
Lots of horny guys.
Guys moaning about not getting meets.
A massive cock with lots of pictures.
Lots of newbies |
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Always pretty quiet for us out in the sticks ! |
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes."
My local updates are all based in my hometown around Barnsley
My god they’re embarrassing
There’s too many to write about …
I did write a post about them the other day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always love these posts.
Mine has videos of men wanking, some bloke saying that Karens and feminists make his toes curl, a bloke who is sitting in a bar inviting anyone to join him (he was in Caffè Nero this morning doing the same thing), a fella asking people to not waste his time if you can't handle his 9 inches and LOTS of spelling mistakes.
My local updates are all based in my hometown around Barnsley
My god they’re embarrassing
There’s too many to write about …
I did write a post about them the other day "
Aww you should share, it's funny as how varied they are.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One has had an upset tummy.
Another says read the profile.
Some nice young studs
Dogging meet for two well hung men as a surprise for his wife. |
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Same old slappers adding to there verifications…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of women with tragic profiles gagging to meet, quite afew couples wanting a third wheel.
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Pretty much 90% is just single guys asking to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tits and bums mainly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had another nosey - lucky me, a few new fit photos have appeared on male profiles!
Cheered me up no end while I recuperate |
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Variations on "I'm hitting the city this weekend, any fun people for some fun?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly that people near me are annoyed at being stood up, folk advertising MEET NOW! & the usual 'new' photos I'm positive I've seen plenty of times before from the same people.
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
A good one is somebody moaning that they are struggling to get not one but two females to join them for a session. |
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Pretty boring today only 14 updates in the last 8 hours
I really do live in the “dead centre” of fab land |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pics of freshly fucked vag
A couple looking for a club meet in Bury
A topless bloke and someone became a site supporter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman who wants someone to pay for her site pass.
A new woman with one pic that’s been verified already.
People going out
No single males posts a plenty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 dick pics and a lady's arse
Cougar hunting and looking for cream pie
It's a quiet night |
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Mine are all boring compared to all yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Variations on "I'm hitting the city this weekend, any fun people for some fun?""
I can raise you - house to myself, fun guy looking fun! |
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Let's see...
Good evening everyone, bring on the weekend.
And there's "sex on tap and no shirts to iron" hum interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine looks like the audience at a chubby brown gig. |
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There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago. |
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Generally a lot of women and "women" joining, a smattering of new pictures, and some people looking forward to a social. Nothing scandalous today
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago. "
Damn why didn't I think of that! |
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Lots of penii, a foot-fetisher and someone looking for secluded places for a discreet meet. I'm sure it'll be repeated as nauseum if I keep scrolling! |
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There are the odd person/couple that excites me but I'm not interesting to them.
Maybe time I relocate |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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Buzzing as usual odd moan but I wouldn't have it any other way |
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"There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Damn why didn't I think of that! "
I've just checked, and it is indeed a photo of Kyla Cole, from a set she shot for Claude Christian back fuck knows when. I didn't even need to image search for it; I just typed "Kyla Cole bound on sofa", and it was pretty much the first thing that came up.
I know this sort of thing happens a lot, but it's the first time someone's done it with a model I actually recognise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Damn why didn't I think of that!
I've just checked, and it is indeed a photo of Kyla Cole, from a set she shot for Claude Christian back fuck knows when. I didn't even need to image search for it; I just typed "Kyla Cole bound on sofa", and it was pretty much the first thing that came up.
I know this sort of thing happens a lot, but it's the first time someone's done it with a model I actually recognise."
I don't actually know who Kyla Cole is. Do women often borrow photos? Ive seen ones of men I was suspicious of but not here |
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"There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Damn why didn't I think of that!
I've just checked, and it is indeed a photo of Kyla Cole, from a set she shot for Claude Christian back fuck knows when. I didn't even need to image search for it; I just typed "Kyla Cole bound on sofa", and it was pretty much the first thing that came up.
I know this sort of thing happens a lot, but it's the first time someone's done it with a model I actually recognise.
I don't actually know who Kyla Cole is. Do women often borrow photos? Ive seen ones of men I was suspicious of but not here"
She was just a model who was floating around when I was first getting into looking at naked women on the internet. You'd see her on the cover of Bizarre magazine and stuff.
I don't know if women often use stolen photos; I don't often have cause to image search anyone. The user in this case just got unlucky and picked someone I recognised without the aid of Google. There's no guarantee this new account is run by a woman anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a brand new female account. Apparently 48 years old, and looking to meet single men to go to clubs with. "She" has just uploaded her first photo... and I'm pretty sure it's a picture of a model named Kyla Cole from about fifteen to twenty years ago.
Damn why didn't I think of that!
I've just checked, and it is indeed a photo of Kyla Cole, from a set she shot for Claude Christian back fuck knows when. I didn't even need to image search for it; I just typed "Kyla Cole bound on sofa", and it was pretty much the first thing that came up.
I know this sort of thing happens a lot, but it's the first time someone's done it with a model I actually recognise.
I don't actually know who Kyla Cole is. Do women often borrow photos? Ive seen ones of men I was suspicious of but not here
She was just a model who was floating around when I was first getting into looking at naked women on the internet. You'd see her on the cover of Bizarre magazine and stuff.
I don't know if women often use stolen photos; I don't often have cause to image search anyone. The user in this case just got unlucky and picked someone I recognised without the aid of Google. There's no guarantee this new account is run by a woman anyway. "
Oh fair point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of cleavage, men not reading profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of cleavage, men not reading profiles"
I feel guilty for ever posting "read the same profile!" now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dire
Details!! "
Everyone online is a liar, I read their profiles, message if suitable and nowt
Waste of time especially when the distance isn’t far meh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dire
Details!!
Everyone online is a liar, I read their profiles, message if suitable and nowt
Waste of time especially when the distance isn’t far meh "
Everyone online is a liar? Everyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty horrendous |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
The usual, str*ngled cocks, meet requests and lots of new verifications |
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"The usual, str*ngled cocks, meet requests and lots of new verifications"
Strangled cock |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"The usual, str*ngled cocks, meet requests and lots of new verifications
Strangled cock "
Yup you know whare it's being gripped so tight it's at risk of losing blood flow and dropping off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dire
Details!!
Everyone online is a liar, I read their profiles, message if suitable and nowt
Waste of time especially when the distance isn’t far meh
Everyone online is a liar? Everyone? "
Mostly imo, if I was to put “anyone fancy a drink” or who’d like to meet I’d mean it and if someone was to message and say yes I’d arrange something or say no thanks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deader than the parents in A Party Of Five…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The usual, str*ngled cocks, meet requests and lots of new verifications
Strangled cock
Yup you know whare it's being gripped so tight it's at risk of losing blood flow and dropping off "
I will smile every time I view a str@ngled cock now |
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"The usual, str*ngled cocks, meet requests and lots of new verifications
Strangled cock
Yup you know whare it's being gripped so tight it's at risk of losing blood flow and dropping off "
I do indeed haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dire
Dore? When there are pictures of surf? That mean beach bases "
I wish I was by the beach |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Someone is looking their hole
Someone’s cock is hard and their balls are bursting
Someone just said any
And there’s a hell of a lot of cock pics
My status must look weird among all that |
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There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea "
Mmmmmm tea |
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Bloke ..bloke bloke couple looking for accommodating BBC . another few blokes and someone looking forward to going to a party |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea "
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying "
I’ll sell you by the hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dire
Details!!
Everyone online is a liar, I read their profiles, message if suitable and nowt
Waste of time especially when the distance isn’t far meh
Everyone online is a liar? Everyone?
Mostly imo, if I was to put “anyone fancy a drink” or who’d like to meet I’d mean it and if someone was to message and say yes I’d arrange something or say no thanks lol"
I think the men who are saying that aren't lying? They just want sex after the drink |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour "
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20% |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying "
Oh bollocks, I thought Yorkshire tea lmfao |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
Oh bollocks, I thought Yorkshire tea lmfao "
Sozzzz it’s this giant monkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
Oh bollocks, I thought Yorkshire tea lmfao
Sozzzz it’s this giant monkey "
Pint |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
Oh bollocks, I thought Yorkshire tea lmfao
Sozzzz it’s this giant monkey
Pint "
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%"
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour "
SOLD!!!!!! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour "
The jokes on you, that’s exactly what I get with her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like the contents of a cheap sausage….mostly feet and anuses. |
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Lol at spelling mistakes! Wife's a stickler for good spelling and grammar |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!! "
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque "
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol at spelling mistakes! Wife's a stickler for good spelling and grammar"
I have to say I wince at "discrete" every single time. |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!! "
Can I please exercise my rights under the Distance Selling Act |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!!
Can I please exercise my rights under the Distance Selling Act "
ffs… |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!! "
This little exchange is doing wonders for my self esteem, please continue… |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!!
This little exchange is doing wonders for my self esteem, please continue… "
Saff, I think he can hear us |
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"There are lots of horny men. I reckon I can sell Tea
Mmmmmm tea
I don’t think that you know what you’re saying
I’ll sell you by the hour
If you get any takers, the standard pimp fee is 20%
I'll pay and make him listen to northern-isms for a constant hour
SOLD!!!!!!
I did only say an hour. ONE HOUR. Una hora. I'll send a cheque
Luckily for you it’s buy 1 get 23 hours FREE!!!
This little exchange is doing wonders for my self esteem, please continue…
Saff, I think he can hear us "
Ffs… I’ll tape him back up |
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It appears that a lot of people attended clubs last night and are now seeking veris to track down those they "spoke" to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today it's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, discreet, fun, fun, fun, discreet, need older lady, fun, fun, fun, pussy to lick
Inspiring |
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Several new couples looking for “meet now”, also new single female profiles from Carlisle, which pop up then disappear, probably spammers |
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Now that the weekend's storm of new verifications is over, we have several couples with absolutely no photos whatsoever demanding face pictures. Hah.
I've often wondered about the no-images-at-all strategy. Sure, it makes sense if you're not looking for meets and are just using Fab as Facebook-for-swingers, but these people seem to be expecting approaches from people who don't even know what they look like. Bizarre. |
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A new "woman" asking for people to message her with their weird fantasies, and apparently there was some big social too.
LvM |
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"A new "woman" asking for people to message her with their weird fantasies, and apparently there was some big social too.
LvM"
Yup big social great night...was just about to comment about the fetish message.
.not me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the weekend's storm of new verifications is over, we have several couples with absolutely no photos whatsoever demanding face pictures. Hah.
I've often wondered about the no-images-at-all strategy. Sure, it makes sense if you're not looking for meets and are just using Fab as Facebook-for-swingers, but these people seem to be expecting approaches from people who don't even know what they look like. Bizarre. "
It's a sea of new (male) silhouettes here. All looking for fun and wondering why us women aren't rushing to meet them. The usernames are usually enough to put me off tbh |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Somebody who is offering pics and videos for sale, lots of profiles getting new verifications it must have been a busy weekend. On that note a few profiles moaning about the weekend being over and it being Monday and then a raft of silhouette profiles have joined this morning it seems. Must be all those people who got verified going into work and boasting about it that has got work colleagues interested. |
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"Now that the weekend's storm of new verifications is over, we have several couples with absolutely no photos whatsoever demanding face pictures. Hah.
I've often wondered about the no-images-at-all strategy. Sure, it makes sense if you're not looking for meets and are just using Fab as Facebook-for-swingers, but these people seem to be expecting approaches from people who don't even know what they look like. Bizarre.
It's a sea of new (male) silhouettes here. All looking for fun and wondering why us women aren't rushing to meet them. The usernames are usually enough to put me off tbh "
It's fascinating, isn't it? I know I'm speaking in very general terms here, but there seems to be a real disconnection between what a lot of men think most women find attractive, and what most women actually _do_ find attractive. I think there are elements of cluelessness, but also of projection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle |
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"Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle "
... are you implying there are people who *don't* want to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle
... are you implying there are people who *don't* want to? "
Of course there are .
It just made me giggle that he put it in his status. I only checked local updates for this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking local |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a lovely lady looking for someone local for regular (instantly messages) haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle
... are you implying there are people who *don't* want to?
Of course there are .
It just made me giggle that he put it in his status. I only checked local updates for this thread. "
There can’t be many |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle "
I suppress a giggle every time a man messages back from a rejection with "gutted". Is that awful of me? It's just so ridiculous though. I am a random woman on a website! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that the weekend's storm of new verifications is over, we have several couples with absolutely no photos whatsoever demanding face pictures. Hah.
I've often wondered about the no-images-at-all strategy. Sure, it makes sense if you're not looking for meets and are just using Fab as Facebook-for-swingers, but these people seem to be expecting approaches from people who don't even know what they look like. Bizarre.
It's a sea of new (male) silhouettes here. All looking for fun and wondering why us women aren't rushing to meet them. The usernames are usually enough to put me off tbh
It's fascinating, isn't it? I know I'm speaking in very general terms here, but there seems to be a real disconnection between what a lot of men think most women find attractive, and what most women actually _do_ find attractive. I think there are elements of cluelessness, but also of projection. "
It's still completely eye-opening to me that a man will send me a message with a profile pic of his cock spouting come...and think that will make want to meet him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone wants birthday sex … |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"Someone is ‘very disappointed’ which made me curious, and funnily enough I just noticed someone wants to fuck me which has made me giggle "
We all do so you must be rolling around laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This update caught my eye... "Same old faces , closed circles . Toxic" & he's so correct...defo...there's a few nasty enough cliques about imo & experience
The usual "H & H"... Or just "Horny"...another guy is looking for a girl to "ride his face now"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you realise, there is only 2% decent people (women) on this site, the rest are stuck-up,nignorant, ugly timewasters apparently... (according to the Dorset update feed!!) |
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