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"A slug the other night, I was out in the yard shouting one of the cats in. "
I’ve stood on a slog too ugh
Let my dog out the front the other night for a wee and she promptly rubbed her face on a slug and brought half of it back in stuck to her face  |
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I once had a night terror jumped out of bed thinking someone was there and stepped straight onto a plug facing up, literally carried the lamp down the stairs attached in my foot. Yea it hurt |
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"A dead mouse thanks cat"
Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?
Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.
Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household! |
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"A dead mouse thanks cat
Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?
Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.
Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!"
Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.
Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade |
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"I once had a night terror jumped out of bed thinking someone was there and stepped straight onto a plug facing up, literally carried the lamp down the stairs attached in my foot. Yea it hurt "
I’ve stood on a plug too. Way more painful than it sounds. |
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"A dead mouse thanks cat
Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?
Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.
Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!
Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.
Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade "
It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.
I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em! |
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"A dead mouse thanks cat
Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?
Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.
Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!
Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.
Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade
It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.
I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em!"
No one thanks me for my death and carnage  |
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"A dead mouse thanks cat
Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?
Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.
Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!
Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.
Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade
It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.
I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em!"
My cat dismantled a hawk and kindly left the rest to show off  |
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Years ago… carrying my kid in a front carrier so couldn’t look down… walking across a field to the beach barefoot.. stood in a large cowpat. That felt fairly gross! |
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