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over a year ago
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So I always joke about this, because I tell people that I’m actually still a virgin.
U may be wondering, what is she on about? Kylie? A virgin??? (Yes, you can call me virgin Mary  )
Hear me out here, so… I obviously had sex but I’ve never used what I was given (…. I even shiver in disgusting writing this, that’s how much I hate me) because I always felt it shouldn’t be there. So… would that make me effectively STILL a virgin?
I’m gonna go through with having a fully functional FOOF, hopefully won’t be much longer to wait, and once that’s sorted… I’ll definitely have a lucky reader, take my cherry… (once that’s done and over with… I’ll throw the cat around left and right like no tomorrow )
This is a sort of Virgin Mary type of question… did she cheat on Joseph, by getting impregnated by the Angel? Was she effectively still a virgin?
Am I a virgin?
Opinions boys and girls (comedic post btw… take it with a grain of salt pls !!!)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I always joke about this, because I tell people that I’m actually still a virgin.
U may be wondering, what is she on about? Kylie? A virgin??? (Yes, you can call me virgin Mary )
Hear me out here, so… I obviously had sex but I’ve never used what I was given (…. I even shiver in disgusting writing this, that’s how much I hate me) because I always felt it shouldn’t be there. So… would that make me effectively STILL a virgin?
I’m gonna go through with having a fully functional FOOF, hopefully won’t be much longer to wait, and once that’s sorted… I’ll definitely have a lucky reader, take my cherry… (once that’s done and over with… I’ll throw the cat around left and right like no tomorrow )
This is a sort of Virgin Mary type of question… did she cheat on Joseph, by getting impregnated by the Angel? Was she effectively still a virgin?
Am I a virgin?
Opinions boys and girls (comedic post btw… take it with a grain of salt pls !!!)
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Yes you are a penile and vaginal virgin x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is all too much for my mind to take in right now.
I’ll try again when I’m on a little tea break  "
It’s like trying to break a very difficult code or riddle  |
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over a year ago
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Apparently lots of women that are Christian will do anal so that they can have sex and still claim to be virgins on there wedding day.
So if it works for them....... |
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"So I always joke about this, because I tell people that I’m actually still a virgin.
U may be wondering, what is she on about? Kylie? A virgin??? (Yes, you can call me virgin Mary )
Hear me out here, so… I obviously had sex but I’ve never used what I was given (…. I even shiver in disgusting writing this, that’s how much I hate me) because I always felt it shouldn’t be there. So… would that make me effectively STILL a virgin?
I’m gonna go through with having a fully functional FOOF, hopefully won’t be much longer to wait, and once that’s sorted… I’ll definitely have a lucky reader, take my cherry… (once that’s done and over with… I’ll throw the cat around left and right like no tomorrow )
This is a sort of Virgin Mary type of question… did she cheat on Joseph, by getting impregnated by the Angel? Was she effectively still a virgin?
Am I a virgin?
Opinions boys and girls (comedic post btw… take it with a grain of salt pls !!!)
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in a word YES .
But even with the clowns makeup on you would still be drop dead gorgeous. |
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"Apparently lots of women that are Christian will do anal so that they can have sex and still claim to be virgins on there wedding day.
So if it works for them......."
OMG IM a virgin then!!!
Still makes me laugh saying this |
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"You're just so sweet and innocent Kylie, I'm not sure any man could deflower you without marrying you first.  "
Don’t you worry, I’m gonna give her out for free once deflowering has happened haha
I need to make up £15k+ worth of fun out of her |
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"You're just so sweet and innocent Kylie, I'm not sure any man could deflower you without marrying you first.
Don’t you worry, I’m gonna give her out for free once deflowering has happened haha
I need to make up £15k+ worth of fun out of her "
Omg that's expensive! I was under the illusion the NHS covered the cost.
In any case I've no doubt you'll get your money's worth. If anyone can, Kylie can! |
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"Some of us actually are still virgins so no I don't see the point to your post."
The point is she plans to not be one. Up to you if you choose to remain one. |
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"You're just so sweet and innocent Kylie, I'm not sure any man could deflower you without marrying you first.
Don’t you worry, I’m gonna give her out for free once deflowering has happened haha
I need to make up £15k+ worth of fun out of her
Omg that's expensive! I was under the illusion the NHS covered the cost.
In any case I've no doubt you'll get your money's worth. If anyone can, Kylie can!"
NHS covers the cost but it’s under their time scales (can be super long) and u can’t really pick who will perform the op.
I wanna be able to say “hey you, yes you… you can do my flower and I trust you and I want the best of the best”
I know not everyone can btw, so NHS is amazing for this, just not enough funding for trans issues/people and long queues so… I’m basically going private from hormones to ops xx
I won’t be a burden to the state if someone’s ready to complain about my transition!!! |
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"Some of us actually are still virgins so no I don't see the point to your post."
It was a light hearted post. I had sex so I don’t think I can be called an actual virgin virgin. But having said that my parts that will go, well… they were never used sooooo, technically still a virgin here . And will be so even when it’s gonna become a foof.. but I plan to get her battered … I MEAN, delicately taken care of |
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"My left earhole is still virgin 
Not too sure about the right one
I'm sure there's someone out there for your left earhole. Don't give up hope "
Was it a pencil dick?? |
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"Many people is virgin here for example I still have virgin ass  "
True but I guess your main sex organ isn’t your ass tho. So….
I consider my ass as my main sex organ provisionally, had to make do but I know it’s not really conventional
Hence why my “virginity” … |
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"Many people is virgin here for example I still have virgin ass
True but I guess your main sex organ isn’t your ass tho. So….
I consider my ass as my main sex organ provisionally, had to make do but I know it’s not really conventional
Hence why my “virginity” … "
in that point you're completely right... I always say we have to try everything once at least but I bet it's not your opinion at least in this. In fact the most important is to do what we want  |
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