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Truth ... Can you spot it?
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"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false? "I think true, from what I can see of your personality and humour on here; who could resist?! | |||
"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false? "I say, True!  | |||
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"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false?
I think true, from what I can see of your personality and humour on here; who could resist?!"You so right yes it was true  | |||
"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false?
I say, True! "You so right also it was true | |||
"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false? "I was torn, we have hired house/apartment for weekend before the only query was village or village pub. But id say true  | |||
"I got asked a few times to have a threesome and join these two quite well known porn stars (NO NAMES) but I’ve always chickened out and declined because they would literally eat me alive Truth or false? "For this I’d say false, for the exact reasons I gave to _nlivene! You don’t appear to be one to chicken out of ANYTHING! x | |||
"Yep it was a take on the panel game "would you lie to me " so anymore stories anecdotes?" So was it true or false, then? Or did I miss something?  | |||
"4 years ago i rented a house with a couple friend of mine for a full weekend , the second night (Saturday) we went to the pub in this litle vilage and what was to be a weekend with the 3 of us have ended with 9
True or false?
I say, True!
You so right also it was true "I think is true | |||
"Don't know if this will go anywhere - probably down the toilet but. Tell a short story or anecdote the forum decide if they think its true or not. When I was younger a shared a flat in Brixton with a couple of lesbians - lovely girls. Often I'd come back from work and find clothes, knickers, bras strewn everywhere and having shag on the floor in the lounge etc. Often get an arm pop up with finger pointing to the kitchen - I soon learned it meant - cold beer in the fridge help yourself - menus are on the table ... "I think is true | |||
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"When I was younger I really wanted to be a model in Nuts. I even went as far as attending the open auditions, getting photos taken and getting through to the shortlisted voting stage. I then decided it was foolish and I had no chance of winning so withdrew." I think is false | |||
"Truth. I think there would have been more detail added to try and convince us otherwise. On a tangent, I love Brixton!" Yes it was true, | |||
"I got asked a few times to have a threesome and join these two quite well known porn stars (NO NAMES) but I’ve always chickened out and declined because they would literally eat me alive Truth or false?
For this I’d say false, for the exact reasons I gave to _nlivene! You don’t appear to be one to chicken out of ANYTHING! x"Actually true. I am terrified of her (and in awe at the same time). No way I’d be going in a dungeon to be eaten alive by these two. I WANT TO LIVE 
Still flattered tho (I’m not gonna give any more indiscretions btw ) | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. " I think you went to the Jeremy show with her but not in the gimp suit
So false | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. " I will say true | |||
"When I was younger I really wanted to be a model in Nuts. I even went as far as attending the open auditions, getting photos taken and getting through to the shortlisted voting stage. I then decided it was foolish and I had no chance of winning so withdrew." I think truth, but that you were wrong - you’d have knocked them all out of the park, lovely! xx | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. " I think false - the situation is true but you DID go on BECAUSE you were masked, and had a great time! | |||
"I got asked a few times to have a threesome and join these two quite well known porn stars (NO NAMES) but I’ve always chickened out and declined because they would literally eat me alive Truth or false?
For this I’d say false, for the exact reasons I gave to _nlivene! You don’t appear to be one to chicken out of ANYTHING! x
Actually true. I am terrified of her (and in awe at the same time). No way I’d be going in a dungeon to be eaten alive by these two. I WANT TO LIVE
Still flattered tho (I’m not gonna give any more indiscretions btw )"Shit, I thought you meant 2 male porn stars… | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true "Yes it was true. I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy. | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy."Dang! It started so well… | |||
"I got asked a few times to have a threesome and join these two quite well known porn stars (NO NAMES) but I’ve always chickened out and declined because they would literally eat me alive Truth or false?
For this I’d say false, for the exact reasons I gave to _nlivene! You don’t appear to be one to chicken out of ANYTHING! x
Actually true. I am terrified of her (and in awe at the same time). No way I’d be going in a dungeon to be eaten alive by these two. I WANT TO LIVE
Still flattered tho (I’m not gonna give any more indiscretions btw )
Shit, I thought you meant 2 male porn stars…"No one male and one hell of a female | |||
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"Maybe I’d have said yes to two male porn stars "Exactly what I was thinking!
You go girl x | |||
"When I was younger I really wanted to be a model in Nuts. I even went as far as attending the open auditions, getting photos taken and getting through to the shortlisted voting stage. I then decided it was foolish and I had no chance of winning so withdrew." I'd say true as the ti_eline fits and you often appear to think twice about things | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…"Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly. My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed. | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I think you went to the Jeremy show with her but not in the gimp suit
So false "Sorry it was true. | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…
Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly.
My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed.
"Would you now, though? | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…
Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly.
My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed.
Would you now, though?"No not as shy as i was but still too shy to go on tv as a sub. | |||
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"I used to go out with an England footballer. " I bloody hope it’s true and I bloody hope for you it isn’t my Jack, Nora!   | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. " I would say true x | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. I bloody hope it’s true and I bloody hope for you it isn’t my Jack, Nora! ". He could be my son Kylie! | |||
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"I used to go out with an England footballer. " True | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. " True | |||
"When I was younger I really wanted to be a model in Nuts. I even went as far as attending the open auditions, getting photos taken and getting through to the shortlisted voting stage. I then decided it was foolish and I had no chance of winning so withdrew. I'd say true as the ti_eline fits and you often appear to think twice about things "It is true! Well done for working out the ti_eline and for spotting my habit of thinking twice about things. I doubt myself and yet have confidence in other areas. | |||
"A few years back me and 2 orther lads ad 2 meet at a designated spot were we were met by armed police and given a blue light escort 2 a scaffolding job in Birmingham.. True or false ? " False | |||
"Don't know if this will go anywhere - probably down the toilet but. Tell a short story or anecdote the forum decide if they think its true or not. When I was younger a shared a flat in Brixton with a couple of lesbians - lovely girls. Often I'd come back from work and find clothes, knickers, bras strewn everywhere and having shag on the floor in the lounge etc. Often get an arm pop up with finger pointing to the kitchen - I soon learned it meant - cold beer in the fridge help yourself - menus are on the table ... "Clearly a lie there was no beer in the fridge. | |||
"Don't know if this will go anywhere - probably down the toilet but. Tell a short story or anecdote the forum decide if they think its true or not. When I was younger a shared a flat in Brixton with a couple of lesbians - lovely girls. Often I'd come back from work and find clothes, knickers, bras strewn everywhere and having shag on the floor in the lounge etc. Often get an arm pop up with finger pointing to the kitchen - I soon learned it meant - cold beer in the fridge help yourself - menus are on the table ...
Clearly a lie there was no beer in the fridge." | |||
"A few years back me and 2 orther lads ad 2 meet at a designated spot were we were met by armed police and given a blue light escort 2 a scaffolding job in Birmingham.. True or false ? False "It's 100percent true..we did the labour conference and ad b checked and escorted 2 the venue x | |||
"I got asked a few times to have a threesome and join these two quite well known porn stars (NO NAMES) but I’ve always chickened out and declined because they would literally eat me alive Truth or false? "Hmmm... False, I doubt you would turn down an offer like that | |||
"A few years back me and 2 orther lads ad 2 meet at a designated spot were we were met by armed police and given a blue light escort 2 a scaffolding job in Birmingham.. True or false ? False
It's 100percent true..we did the labour conference and ad b checked and escorted 2 the venue x "Labour conference means politicians? | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…
Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly.
My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed.
Would you now, though?
No not as shy as i was but still too shy to go on tv as a sub.
"Aw, that’s a shame, especially as you’d be masked. | |||
"A few years back me and 2 orther lads ad 2 meet at a designated spot were we were met by armed police and given a blue light escort 2 a scaffolding job in Birmingham.. True or false ? " I think truth. Too random to be made up. | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. " True. Or if it’s not it should be, lovely x | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. I bloody hope it’s true and I bloody hope for you it isn’t my Jack, Nora!
. He could be my son Kylie! "Step away from the Grealish
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"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. " True | |||
"Don't know if this will go anywhere - probably down the toilet but. Tell a short story or anecdote the forum decide if they think its true or not. When I was younger a shared a flat in Brixton with a couple of lesbians - lovely girls. Often I'd come back from work and find clothes, knickers, bras strewn everywhere and having shag on the floor in the lounge etc. Often get an arm pop up with finger pointing to the kitchen - I soon learned it meant - cold beer in the fridge help yourself - menus are on the table ...
Clearly a lie there was no beer in the fridge.
"There is was always beer in the fridge and still is - nothing else mind | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…
Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly.
My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed.
Would you now, though?
No not as shy as i was but still too shy to go on tv as a sub.
Aw, that’s a shame, especially as you’d be masked."I was best man for a friend i was that nervous i had 3 nose bleeds on the morning of the wedding and just as i finished my stuttering speech i had to make a dash for the toilets to be sick all because of been so shy and nervous. | |||
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"I once appeared on daytime TV "True | |||
"Years ago i was seeing a mature Mistress. We would meet few times a month and had lots of fun. One day she asked me if i would go on the Jeremy Kyle show with her as her sub. We would get our expenses paid and hotels rooms for the night. I thought about it but in the end said i couldn't because i would be too shy and nervous to be on telly with a collar and lead and gimp mask on. I will say true
Yes it was true.
I was very very shy back then now i am just very shy.
Dang! It started so well…
Sorry i just couldn't pick up the courage to be on telly.
My Mistress even said although there were to rooms for us if i went she would expect me to share her room and her bed.
Would you now, though?
No not as shy as i was but still too shy to go on tv as a sub.
Aw, that’s a shame, especially as you’d be masked.
I was best man for a friend i was that nervous i had 3 nose bleeds on the morning of the wedding and just as i finished my stuttering speech i had to make a dash for the toilets to be sick all because of been so shy and nervous."Aw, I totally understand that. I would have chickened out in that situation; I hate to be in the li_elight, with everyone watching me  | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV "True ! | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV "I think this is true, and now I’m racking my brains thinking what it could have been… | |||
"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. " False | |||
"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. False " bugger!  | |||
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"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. False
bugger! "Nope London is right, it's true | |||
"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. " True | |||
"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. False
bugger!
Nope London is right, it's true"Oops, got a bit confused there, didn’t I?
Yay, I’m fairly good at this! | |||
"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. True " | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV
I think this is true, and now I’m racking my brains thinking what it could have been…"Yes true... programme called Fake Britain | |||
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"I love would I lie to you At Download festival I kissed a guy because his girlfriend wanted to spend the night in my tent and that was what he asked for in exchange. False
bugger!
Nope London is right, it's true
Oops, got a bit confused there, didn’t I?
Yay, I’m fairly good at this!" ah I see what happened
You are | |||
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"Ok, my turn now. I was on a channel 4 documentary about having babies." Truth. I don't think you were having the baby though, perhaps delivering it? Also this is such a cute one whether it's true or false! | |||
"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident " True | |||
"Ok, my turn now. I was on a channel 4 documentary about having babies." I think is true | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV
I think this is true, and now I’m racking my brains thinking what it could have been…
Yes true... programme called Fake Britain "What was it about? X | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV
I think this is true, and now I’m racking my brains thinking what it could have been…
Yes true... programme called Fake Britain
What was it about? X "In wich serie and episode | |||
"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident True" Correct | |||
"I once appeared on daytime TV
I think this is true, and now I’m racking my brains thinking what it could have been…
Yes true... programme called Fake Britain " | |||
"I have had to pull someone away from Dizzee Rascal after they had broken their hand on his face... " I think that’s probably true! | |||
"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident " Am I the only one that doesn’t care whether this is true or not, just for the laugh it gave me? And I’m going with true, btw | |||
"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident Am I the only one that doesn’t care whether this is true or not, just for the laugh it gave me? And I’m going with true, btw" It is in fact true. Luckily he was a good sport if a bit shocked | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. " Hmmm... was he still playing for Englamd at the time? | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. Hmmm... was he still playing for Englamd at the time?" Was trying to think of tall England football players | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. Hmmm... was he still playing for Englamd at the time?" Oops - sorry... didnt read the brief! No questions... I'm gonna say true | |||
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"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident Am I the only one that doesn’t care whether this is true or not, just for the laugh it gave me? And I’m going with true, btw It is in fact true. Luckily he was a good sport if a bit shocked " | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. Hmmm... was he still playing for Englamd at the time? Was trying to think of tall England football players ". Sorry forgot about this. Slightly taller than me. And yeah true x | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video " I think that if number 1 is true you deserve a kick in the pants…
Number 1 is false? | |||
"I used to go out with an England footballer. Hmmm... was he still playing for Englamd at the time? Was trying to think of tall England football players
. Sorry forgot about this. Slightly taller than me. And yeah true x"I knew it! | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video I think that if number 1 is true you deserve a kick in the pants…
Number 1 is false?"No...number 1 is true | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video I think that if number 1 is true you deserve a kick in the pants…
Number 1 is false?
No...number 1 is true"Assume the position… | |||
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"I met a guy 10 years ago. Went well so met several times. He talked online to 2 friends of mine they agreed to meet. But then messaged me asking me to go with him. I asked who they were only to find out they were real life friends. I said no. Anyway the last time I met him I went to tescos on the way home. In the queue in saw a headline of the local paper. Turns out the guy was a famous porn star. I looked him up and he was famous for straight anal porn. True or false" I think true too, but unsure why I think it. | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video " True. 1) If you were DJ 2) If she was at at club when you were DJ ing ??? 3) At an Oasis Concert | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video True. 1) If you were DJ 2) If she was at at club when you were DJ ing ??? 3) At an Oasis Concert" Not a dj... | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video True. 1) If you were DJ 2) If she was at at club when you were DJ ing ??? 3) At an Oasis Concert" I was going to put number 2 as false, but I let my bias against Cotton Eye Joe sway me… | |||
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"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video True. 1) If you were DJ 2) If she was at at club when you were DJ ing ??? 3) At an Oasis Concert I was going to put number 2 as false, but I let my bias against Cotton Eye Joe sway me…" Only partially responsible for cotton eye joe lol | |||
"I met a guy 10 years ago. Went well so met several times. He talked online to 2 friends of mine they agreed to meet. But then messaged me asking me to go with him. I asked who they were only to find out they were real life friends. I said no. Anyway the last time I met him I went to tescos on the way home. In the queue in saw a headline of the local paper. Turns out the guy was a famous porn star. I looked him up and he was famous for straight anal porn. True or false" True | |||
"I met a guy 10 years ago. Went well so met several times. He talked online to 2 friends of mine they agreed to meet. But then messaged me asking me to go with him. I asked who they were only to find out they were real life friends. I said no. Anyway the last time I met him I went to tescos on the way home. In the queue in saw a headline of the local paper. Turns out the guy was a famous porn star. I looked him up and he was famous for straight anal porn. True or false" It's true. I was so shocked lol well he did have a 10 incher lol | |||
"One of these is false 1 im partly responsible for cotton eye joe being number 1 2 I spent a night drinking with Alanis Morissette and we d*unkenly aggred to get married one day 3 my face is briefly seen in an oasis video True. 1) If you were DJ 2) If she was at at club when you were DJ ing ??? 3) At an Oasis Concert I was going to put number 2 as false, but I let my bias against Cotton Eye Joe sway me… Only partially responsible for cotton eye joe lol" Damn, I was doing so well… | |||
"I met a guy 10 years ago. Went well so met several times. He talked online to 2 friends of mine they agreed to meet. But then messaged me asking me to go with him. I asked who they were only to find out they were real life friends. I said no. Anyway the last time I met him I went to tescos on the way home. In the queue in saw a headline of the local paper. Turns out the guy was a famous porn star. I looked him up and he was famous for straight anal porn. True or false It's true. I was so shocked lol well he did have a 10 incher lol" | |||
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"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth..." True. | |||
"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth... True. " Any other takers? | |||
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"A few years ago I connected with a lady on a straight dating site. After several photo exchanges and telephone conversations, she invited me round for supper. I wasn't in the house ten minutes when I thought that she was having an epileptic seizure, and I got ready to practice my first aid skills, and get her gently laid on the floor, and into the recovery position. Nothing quite that simple, she had only gone into a trance to talk to the dead, and reckoned that we had a been joined by my late maternal grandmother. You can well imagine the thoughts that were going through my mind. Then as she took nibbles out of the oven, she threw another wobbly, and began to say thank you, thank you because, they always thank the person from, "The other side," for the message. She informed me that my granny liked her. I was more into thinking that my granny would have done her nut if she had seen me there, but I could be wrong. I couldn't be rude enough to just walk out because of the effort she had gone to, so I stayed for some supper. Then she stared intensively into my eyes, and told me that she saw reincarnation. I was a king in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, and I fitted so well into Egyptian society that I had three incarnations over there. In my second life there, I was at the royal court, but I wasn't the boss this time around. We never got round to establishing if I was actually the guy who made the monumental cock up of losing The Israelites in The Red Sea, but for some reason I wasn't being let loose to call the shots in ancient Egypt this time around. She told me that in my third life, I was a tomb builder. I told her that that incarnation had come back again, only it's housing developments that I focus my attention on these days. Then she exclaimed after giving me the same intensive look, that we were lovers in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, but our love was doomed then now fate has brought us back together again. We were meant to be! At that point, I began to think that if she is normal then I don't want to be, and made my excuse politely and left without satisfying my carnal desires, with any risks that may have ensued. True or false???" It sounds wonky enough that you couldn’t make it up, so imma say true! | |||
"A few years ago I connected with a lady on a straight dating site. After several photo exchanges and telephone conversations, she invited me round for supper. I wasn't in the house ten minutes when I thought that she was having an epileptic seizure, and I got ready to practice my first aid skills, and get her gently laid on the floor, and into the recovery position. Nothing quite that simple, she had only gone into a trance to talk to the dead, and reckoned that we had a been joined by my late maternal grandmother. You can well imagine the thoughts that were going through my mind. Then as she took nibbles out of the oven, she threw another wobbly, and began to say thank you, thank you because, they always thank the person from, "The other side," for the message. She informed me that my granny liked her. I was more into thinking that my granny would have done her nut if she had seen me there, but I could be wrong. I couldn't be rude enough to just walk out because of the effort she had gone to, so I stayed for some supper. Then she stared intensively into my eyes, and told me that she saw reincarnation. I was a king in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, and I fitted so well into Egyptian society that I had three incarnations over there. In my second life there, I was at the royal court, but I wasn't the boss this time around. We never got round to establishing if I was actually the guy who made the monumental cock up of losing The Israelites in The Red Sea, but for some reason I wasn't being let loose to call the shots in ancient Egypt this time around. She told me that in my third life, I was a tomb builder. I told her that that incarnation had come back again, only it's housing developments that I focus my attention on these days. Then she exclaimed after giving me the same intensive look, that we were lovers in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, but our love was doomed then now fate has brought us back together again. We were meant to be! At that point, I began to think that if she is normal then I don't want to be, and made my excuse politely and left without satisfying my carnal desires, with any risks that may have ensued. True or false??? It sounds wonky enough that you couldn’t make it up, so imma say true!" Gonna say false | |||
"A few years ago I connected with a lady on a straight dating site. After several photo exchanges and telephone conversations, she invited me round for supper. I wasn't in the house ten minutes when I thought that she was having an epileptic seizure, and I got ready to practice my first aid skills, and get her gently laid on the floor, and into the recovery position. Nothing quite that simple, she had only gone into a trance to talk to the dead, and reckoned that we had a been joined by my late maternal grandmother. You can well imagine the thoughts that were going through my mind. Then as she took nibbles out of the oven, she threw another wobbly, and began to say thank you, thank you because, they always thank the person from, "The other side," for the message. She informed me that my granny liked her. I was more into thinking that my granny would have done her nut if she had seen me there, but I could be wrong. I couldn't be rude enough to just walk out because of the effort she had gone to, so I stayed for some supper. Then she stared intensively into my eyes, and told me that she saw reincarnation. I was a king in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, and I fitted so well into Egyptian society that I had three incarnations over there. In my second life there, I was at the royal court, but I wasn't the boss this time around. We never got round to establishing if I was actually the guy who made the monumental cock up of losing The Israelites in The Red Sea, but for some reason I wasn't being let loose to call the shots in ancient Egypt this time around. She told me that in my third life, I was a tomb builder. I told her that that incarnation had come back again, only it's housing developments that I focus my attention on these days. Then she exclaimed after giving me the same intensive look, that we were lovers in ancient Egypt millenniums ago, but our love was doomed then now fate has brought us back together again. We were meant to be! At that point, I began to think that if she is normal then I don't want to be, and made my excuse politely and left without satisfying my carnal desires, with any risks that may have ensued. True or false???" Well I can say this made me laugh. Haven't a clue whether it's true or false. Hazarding I'd say true because there are some weird people out there | |||
"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth... True. Any other takers?" Gonna say true | |||
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"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth... True. Any other takers? Gonna say true" This is in fact a lie... My sister knew
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"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth... True. Any other takers? Gonna say true This is in fact a lie... My sister knew
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"Ok... here goes: A loooong time ago, a former boyfriend and I effectively gave each other away at our respective weddings as we were each others "best men"... To this day, no one in either family knows the truth... True. Any other takers? Gonna say true This is in fact a lie... My sister knew
(everything else was true)"Aw, beaten by a technicality! | |||
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"When I was younger I really wanted to be a model in Nuts. I even went as far as attending the open auditions, getting photos taken and getting through to the shortlisted voting stage. I then decided it was foolish and I had no chance of winning so withdrew. I'd say true as the ti_eline fits and you often appear to think twice about things
It is true! Well done for working out the ti_eline and for spotting my habit of thinking twice about things. I doubt myself and yet have confidence in other areas. "Oh wow. Another ti_eline and I could have bust a nut to you 20 years earlier. | |||
"Once in the throes of passion i was asked to say something dirty. My my dirtiest voice i replied... "muuudd"" False. But still funny | |||
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"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head. "Eeeer... false? | |||
"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head.
Eeeer... false?"Yes False! She kissed him on the lips ! | |||
"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head.
Eeeer... false?
Yes False! She kissed him on the lips !"Fair play! Bet she made his day! | |||
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"I once got kid napped by an Uber driver in Nigeria who insisted I listen to his poetry." Lie | |||
"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head. "That’s so cute! Awww x | |||
"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head. "Oops, forgot to say I think it’s true! | |||
"A couple of years ago when out walking to church with my mother, we passed a homeless man who asked my mother for change. She said she didn't have any money and was on her way to church so wouldn't have any on the way back either. He said that's okay my lovely a kiss will do. I couldn't believe that my mother bent over and kissed his cheeks.... they laughed but I was so quiet in church cos I couldn't get it out of my head.
Eeeer... false?
Yes False! She kissed him on the lips !"I’ve never been so happy to be wrong in my life! | |||
"Thanks folks for all the response, both privately, and on here. I don't think that I've had as much response to anything that I've posted. Yes it's true!!! And I could hog this thread with tales of the weird and wonderful world of cyberspace courtship. From the genuine 24carat broomstick pilot from Nantyglo, complete with her own broomstick, which I discovered that contrary to popular belief is not for eco friendly air. You are never going to be bumping into one whilst taking off and landing at your local airport that has slipped under the radar, totally undetected by air traffic control. I discovered that the broomstick does exactly what it says on the tin, it's for sweeping the floor! Apparently what they all do in the coven, they form a circle, but before the ritual begins, the ritual begins, the coven has to be cleansed by sweeping the floor. That's where the broomstick comes into play. Now when you think about it logically, that makes perfect sense because, the last thing witches want to be doing is getting down to business in a woodland glade, stark naked, and getting a thorn in their butt. Not to mention the lady from near Castle Coombe whose brother was about to be watching us getting intimate in front of her roaring log fire. Her brother died from alcoholism, but she had his body cremated, keeps his ashes in an urn on the mantlepiece, and if she goes away, she takes her brother everywhere with her, so as her brother is watching over her at all times. Now I've played with some lovely women in front of their husbands, or partners whilst they photographed or took videos, but having a ghost for a voyeur was even out of my comfort zone! I've got to careful here now, but what the hell, I spent the night with the best friend of the daughter of one of Britain's most notorious killers. Needless to say I slept the night with one eye open so as I didn't wake up in the morning with a hatchet buried in my head. Then there was the ex wife of another convicted killer whose fiancee waited for him to serve his sentence. They got married after he did his stretch, but it didn't work out. Now she was looking for a guy to start a new life with in a different area, and to bring up the little boy as his own, before other kids in school discovered his real identity. On a lighter note, I met two business ladies both from Weston super mare actually, only their business was not something that attracted grant funding, or an overdraft facility from a bank manager to fund an expansion programme. The only way that their business was going to expand was if they could get another pair of legs and open up in a neighbouring town. All pulled on straight dating sites! Which leads me to believe that the swingers on here with whatever secret desires they may harbour, are actually quite frighteningly normal compared with those on straight dating sites! True or false???" Erm… confused?!!
Oh, go on; I’ll guess true. | |||
"I once got kid napped by an Uber driver in Nigeria who insisted I listen to his poetry." False. Everyone knows that they are all Princes with a temporary cash flow problem, not taxi drivers. | |||
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"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident " True lol | |||
"During an MMF I hit the other M on the side of the head with my money shot by accident Am I the only one that doesn’t care whether this is true or not, just for the laugh it gave me? And I’m going with true, btw It is in fact true. Luckily he was a good sport if a bit shocked "Hahaha knew it, sorry I didn’t see the reply before butting my comment but I could just imagine you having a giggle while writing. Just to funny not to be true lol | |||
