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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Came with a user manual, what would it consist of?

If you have no other half, what would your user manual say?

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Older model. Very good running order. Been given full health check. No faults found.

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Be careful old banger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Older model. Very good running order. Been given full health check. No faults found. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Be careful old banger"

Well, if it still runs...

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton

This model is easily distracted by horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This model is easily distracted by horses "

Is that a euphemism ??

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

It’d be written in gibberish that nobody understood but me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turning into a grumpy cranky nagging fker as he's getting older & he's 10 years younger so I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’d be written in gibberish that nobody understood but me "

Do you find yourself having to translate a lot ?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"It’d be written in gibberish that nobody understood but me

Do you find yourself having to translate a lot ? "

Constantly… it makes perfect sense in my head!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand with care, can overheat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Turning into a grumpy cranky nagging fker as he's getting older & he's 10 years younger so I don't get it "

men have about 4 different mid life crisis and three of them aren't mid life lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hand with care, can overheat "

I guess oven mitts come in handy for you then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hand with care, can overheat

I guess oven mitts come in handy for you then "

Definitely, can be hot to touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’d be written in gibberish that nobody understood but me

Do you find yourself having to translate a lot ?

Constantly… it makes perfect sense in my head!!! "

I'm sure you have company with many who are the same, I reckon isaac Newton had a few weird looks and people whispering "What's all this bollocks about apples?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Be careful old banger"

More like restored model

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talks a lot. To silence place boob in mouth promptly or food.

PW

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Requires a regular service to ensure all parts are kept in working order and liberal amounts of chocolate.

Services are usually best done by younger technicians to get best results.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Requires a regular service to ensure all parts are kept in working order and liberal amounts of chocolate.

Services are usually best done by younger technicians to get best results."

I can do a basic service, I’m very good at working on the job in hand

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

Handle with care can be temperamental.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Handles curves and bends very well (referring to Alisha)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Talks a lot. To silence place boob in mouth promptly or food.

PW"

That sounds like Athena

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

food in here.

shit out there

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Delicate, handle with care. Few miles on the clock but still a good goer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"food in here.

shit out there"

Lol

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple  over a year ago

Swansea

The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -

Keep well fed.

Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.

Provide sexual services regularly

Runs better when cwtched several times a day.

Needs regular doses of caffeine.

Requires a high level of attention.

Mr

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple  over a year ago

Swansea


"The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -

Keep well fed.

Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.

Provide sexual services regularly

Runs better when cwtched several times a day.

Needs regular doses of caffeine.

Requires a high level of attention.

Mr "

Oh and

All meals must be accompanied by"something sweat"

Mr

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple  over a year ago

Swansea


"The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -

Keep well fed.

Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.

Provide sexual services regularly

Runs better when cwtched several times a day.

Needs regular doses of caffeine.

Requires a high level of attention.

Mr

Oh and

All meals must be accompanied by"something sweat"

Mr"

Something sweet not sweat I hope is what you mean

... you have a pretty good maintenence manual there for me.

NBVN x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

The minute you think you have her all figured out is the time you have lost

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