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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’d be written in gibberish that nobody understood but me 
Do you find yourself having to translate a lot  ?
Constantly… it makes perfect sense in my head!!! "
I'm sure you have company with many who are the same, I reckon isaac Newton had a few weird looks and people whispering "What's all this bollocks about apples?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Requires a regular service to ensure all parts are kept in working order and liberal amounts of chocolate.
Services are usually best done by younger technicians to get best results."
I can do a basic service, I’m very good at working on the job in hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -
Keep well fed.
Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.
Provide sexual services regularly
Runs better when cwtched several times a day.
Needs regular doses of caffeine.
Requires a high level of attention.
Mr |
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"The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -
Keep well fed.
Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.
Provide sexual services regularly
Runs better when cwtched several times a day.
Needs regular doses of caffeine.
Requires a high level of attention.
Mr "
Oh and
All meals must be accompanied by"something sweat"
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The maintenance section of her manual would include things like -
Keep well fed.
Ensure adequate sleep hours are achieved.
Provide sexual services regularly
Runs better when cwtched several times a day.
Needs regular doses of caffeine.
Requires a high level of attention.
Mr
Oh and
All meals must be accompanied by"something sweat"
Mr"
Something sweet not sweat I hope is what you mean
... you have a pretty good maintenence manual there for me.
NBVN x |
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