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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

What would it say

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Iron flat!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Iron flat! "

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan  over a year ago

Cheshire

DO NOT TOUCH...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Volatile substance

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Out of Order.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Out of Order."

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

Spontaneous human combustion

Because he was full of shit!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Toxic

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Thal

Dangerous & volatile

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Spontaneous human combustion

Because he was full of shit! "

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exit This Way

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach

Pretty OK really, you'll be fine.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Exit This Way "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't get wet after midnight

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't get wet after midnight "
sounds cryptic xx

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By *ermite12ukMan  over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Don't overwind.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Requires adult supervision.....

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

Watch out for flying ashtrays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

green eye’d abusive monster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"green eye’d abusive monster "
not nice hope things are good now xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker "

take it you fell out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't go near me ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do not touch!

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By *pellboundCouple  over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Needs an Escort - Literally

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

Feckin mental when they get older...makes teenagers look sane

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Run as fast as you can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Port talbot

I sometimes think I know what I want but then I will change my mind and then after a period of time I will try to get you back again because I will regret losing you and feel sorry for myself

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns "

good afternoon Tom very concise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/08/21 18:11:36]

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By *umblefunMan  over a year ago

London/ South East

Abandon hope all that enter here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns good afternoon Tom very concise "

Thank you mate… What times the bar open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

view through scope

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By *og-ManMan  over a year ago

somewhere

May contain nuts

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Toxic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"green eye’d abusive monster not nice hope things are good now xx "

Yer I very good now thanks he long gone Just staying single for now!

if a bar person remembered my drink it was cos he was doing me !!& I’d get battered on the way home

some people are evil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker take it you fell out "

He was/is emotionally abusive, so yes.

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Addicted to credit cards!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker take it you fell out

He was/is emotionally abusive, so yes."

people can be so evil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Needs a mother

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

87% Alcohol

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

Warning: Not tolerant of anybody else's opinions or feelings. Toxic. Do not touch. Risk of causing bankruptcy.

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Don’t believe her

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

"11 Months after Expiry Date, will scream at you in the street for daring to talk to a female friend. Will neglect to say that she dumped you for someone richer".

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns good afternoon Tom very concise

Thank you mate… What times the bar open "

Don't know yet Tom got 14 kids and a wife to feed will keep you informed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Body work good for age.

Highly volatile when rattled.

Rationality not included.

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By *lack_alembicMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Don’t believe her"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not suitable for human consumption

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Not so bad actually but not the one you need."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Section me

And KEEP AWAY

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By *tue555Man  over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Treat with respect and decency else.

Lot of Ex hatred in this thread #NotAllExs

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 22/08/21 20:35:40]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs.

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By *outhwalesbbwWoman  over a year ago

Bridgend,

Liar,can't trust,serial cheat

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By *tue555Man  over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach


"Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs. "

Was he convicted?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs.

Was he convicted?"

Unfortunately not, as it was a historical case there wasn’t enough physical evidence. X

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Avoid standing downwind after salad has been consumed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A thief,liar and cheat. Avoid at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Treat with respect and decency else.

Lot of Ex hatred in this thread #NotAllExs"

All my exes were absolute bastards (laughing so I don’t cry…)

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By *hill44Man  over a year ago

hinckley


"What would it say "

Move on don't worry about it hey we all have faults it just wasn't meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Risk to life!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mine would say.

Nothing to see here,move along!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poison

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Comes in only one colour. Beige!

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By *ark RumMan  over a year ago

Bucks

Use at your own perel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Corrosive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Toxic "

Same

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk

Good luck

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

w

“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look beyond the tits & lipgloss

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

Supervision required.

Handle with care. Volatile and corrosive.

Damage to ears may occur.

Risk assessment needed. Avoid at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”"

Whoaaaa

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

w


"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa "

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Achtung!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged."

Gosh, the girl moved in her very own fast lane

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

w


"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged.

Gosh, the girl moved in her very own fast lane "

Certainly does! The dad wants nothing to do with her but she’s got a council house now. The system works

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Take responsibilty for your own choices" maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Substance hazardous to health

Toxic

May contain nuts

Cheatingbscumbagcunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She wouldn't carry a warning label as she wouldn't be approved by the relevant authorities in the first place to be allowed out in public.

Ouch! That is salty of me.

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By *andy_CaneCouple  over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

Proceed with caution I have a dark side

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