I have bacon. And tomatoes, mushrooms and crusty baguettes. What I need is someone who’ll pop round, cook it, serve and share it, fuck me bandy, wash up (the breakfast stuff, not me) then leave quietly while I snooze… |
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"I have bacon. And tomatoes, mushrooms and crusty baguettes. What I need is someone who’ll pop round, cook it, serve and share it, fuck me bandy, wash up (the breakfast stuff, not me) then leave quietly while I snooze… "
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