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over a year ago
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I've just dialled 999 and told them you've a drug factory in your house!!
Better chuck some clothes on - there'll be a raid in a minute!!
Unless of course you've a thing for the boys in blue!!  |
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"I've just dialled 999 and told them you've a drug factory in your house!!
Better chuck some clothes on - there'll be a raid in a minute!!
Unless of course you've a thing for the boys in blue!! "
Prefer to stay naked |
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I too can not be bothered this morning, was looking for inspiration from this thread, and I have decided that I need some type of emergency for a nice early morning visit from the fire brigade  |
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"I've just dialled 999 and told them you've a drug factory in your house!!
Better chuck some clothes on - there'll be a raid in a minute!!
Unless of course you've a thing for the boys in blue!!
Prefer to stay naked "
If I wasn't going to work I know how I'd get you out of bed  |
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"I too can not be bothered this morning, was looking for inspiration from this thread, and I have decided that I need some type of emergency for a nice early morning visit from the fire brigade "
Chuck some toast on. And when it's done - push it down again. Then when it's smoking - put the toaster my your front window and hope you have observant neighbours!!! |
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"Motivation to move from under my duvet today.........  
Anal blindness, it effects everyone sometime in their working life. It a serious but little known illness. The ability of not be able to see your arse leaving your bed can be quite a problem especially when ones arse needs to be in work, good luck  "
Ones arse.doesnt need to.be in work today...soooo |
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"I too can not be bothered this morning, was looking for inspiration from this thread, and I have decided that I need some type of emergency for a nice early morning visit from the fire brigade
Chuck some toast on. And when it's done - push it down again. Then when it's smoking - put the toaster my your front window and hope you have observant neighbours!!! "
Fabulous! You are very devious lol |
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"I've just dialled 999 and told them you've a drug factory in your house!!
Better chuck some clothes on - there'll be a raid in a minute!!
Unless of course you've a thing for the boys in blue!!
Prefer to stay naked
If I wasn't going to work I know how I'd get you out of bed "
We wouldnt get oot of bed at all |
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Just stick the webcam on and throw off the sheets. You'll be up after the 20th guy has asked how big your tits are in 5 minutes.
Oh, and i'll watch. Might get me up too. |
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