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"Woooooo my first first time!! " Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One " Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo. Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge* | |||
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"first" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface | |||
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"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today? | |||
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"first" I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo. Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*" Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now | |||
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"first Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface" I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands. But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee. Put a coffee in my bumhole please!! I hope you're Well Jim. Xx | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo. Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge* Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now " Oh he would definitely give me a big one. *wink wink nudge nudge* | |||
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"Yo" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo. Welcome to tonight's Nocturnal Show. Let's nocturnal! | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo. Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge* Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now Oh he would definitely give me a big one. *wink wink nudge nudge*" Always go large, that's my advice | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! " I never realised. This is quite a night. | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you " Haha those people are just a myth. The receptionist has taken the phone off the hook and is having a cuppa | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you " I wish. I always hang up when I hear that I'm 78th in line. Good evening to you sir!! | |||
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"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today? | |||
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"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today?" Sweet fuck all Jim, sweet fuck all Hope you have had a relaxing Saturday? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up? | |||
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"Yo No " Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. | |||
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"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play." Grand Magus, Jim | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe" Is that for me? | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me?" Yep | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding? | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time." I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you I wish. I always hang up when I hear that I'm 78th in line. Good evening to you sir!! " I'm lucky if I can get a ringtone before about half past nine! | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep " Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise. | |||
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"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play. Grand Magus, Jim " You'll have to try again. Bob has won round one of JIM'S SPOTIFY SURPRISE. | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you Haha those people are just a myth. The receptionist has taken the phone off the hook and is having a cuppa " I knew it! | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all xxc" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way squat. x | |||
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"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?" Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. . | |||
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"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play. Grand Magus, Jim You'll have to try again. Bob has won round one of JIM'S SPOTIFY SURPRISE." Grand Magus, Jim. There. I said it again | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise." Just swept up a premature boom... Still BOOM - brave man though Jim! with 65 albums and dozens of bootlegs to choose from it's a risky strategy letting spotify decide! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up?" We have settled on a sherry and one last round of kerplunk. | |||
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"Good evening Jim. I am yet again dipping my toe into the murky waters of this thread " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bearded. They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet. You don't have to drink right now. But you can dip your feet. Every once in a little while. | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding?" I'd committed to the wheelchair racing so I didn't feel like I could stay in bed. I didn't go to sleep till after ³ in the morning Hmmmmmm, difficult to choose which is better. Honestly, I can't choose! | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you " Every morning?! Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning? | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo. Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge* Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now " I can do big. | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise." He's a Crew Slut^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw | |||
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"first Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands. But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee. Put a coffee in my bumhole please!! I hope you're Well Jim. Xx " Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with? I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa." Go back to listening to little mix if it makes you more comfortable Jim | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise. He's a Crew Slut^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw" I'm ½ way through a twenty minute song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7-I8Y_oQZI This is what I'm listening to. ^ | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Go back to listening to little mix if it makes you more comfortable Jim " I wish I could. But that would break the rules of Jim's Spotify Surprise. | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you Every morning?! Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning?" I have a fungal vagina infection Jim it's very bad | |||
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"first Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands. But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee. Put a coffee in my bumhole please!! I hope you're Well Jim. Xx Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with? I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x" Coconut body oil from Home Bargains!! If you want you can smell my hands? I did oil my fanny and bumhole too. I am excited for the brown liquid. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews." If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. | |||
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"Evening Jim et al " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. Have you ever been to Worksop? | |||
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"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today? Sweet fuck all Jim, sweet fuck all Hope you have had a relaxing Saturday?" Nice. I have had a relaxing Saturday. I got up late, standard. Had a coffee and not a bun. Then I had a walk around my local recreation ground. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it." This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it." Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed. | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa." Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all xxc Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way you squat. x" Thank you Jim, I'm getting old though... I can go down but getting up is becoming a challenge | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY" My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack. I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me? | |||
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"Just hit play on "Gone in 60 seconds"." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swag. I pressed play on Frank Zappa. I hope you're enjoying Gone in 60 Seconds more than I'm enjoying Frank Zappa. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY" Are you sure that's Julie Andrews ? | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed." Honestly it will be the best day of your life. I am praying your day will come soon. | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down " Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews." That's more like it! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening." Beardybob!! With a great knob. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and all xxc Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way you squat. x Thank you Jim, I'm getting old though... I can go down but getting up is becoming a challenge " I'll give you a hand. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack. I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me?" I think it's mainly because you have bum fluff | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY Are you sure that's Julie Andrews ? " *Nods* | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with." - I can imagine! how the hell did you end up with the pleated gazelle?!?! In my defence, apostrophe is pretty catchy and happy go lucky! | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with." When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to.... Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A | |||
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"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!" Grand Magus, Jim! | |||
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"Hello campers " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Third time lucky! I hope you like it loud " You did it, you win round two. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today? Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. . " I'm a male. | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise. Just swept up a premature boom... Still BOOM - brave man though Jim! with 65 albums and dozens of bootlegs to choose from it's a risky strategy letting spotify decide!" You can say that again! | |||
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"Hello campers Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface" Thank you! Virgin nocturnal poster! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up? We have settled on a sherry and one last round of kerplunk. " Good choice. What music are you listening to? | |||
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"Hello campers Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface Thank you! Virgin nocturnal poster! " You've very welcome. I do like taking cherries. | |||
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"Woooooo my first first time!! Cherry popped Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding? I'd committed to the wheelchair racing so I didn't feel like I could stay in bed. I didn't go to sleep till after ³ in the morning Hmmmmmm, difficult to choose which is better. Honestly, I can't choose!" In that case, you had a lot of wet fun today. | |||
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"Zappa - apostrophe Is that for me? Yep Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise. He's a Crew Slut^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw" I'm not just a slut in Crewe. | |||
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"first I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you Every morning?! Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning? I have a fungal vagina infection Jim it's very bad" No wonder you want that coffee up your bum. | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with. When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to.... Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A " A personal favourite featuring the immortal lines "i caught it from the toilet seat... i caught it from the toilet seat... it jumped right up, and grabbed my meat" Sorry once again jim (mortified_face) | |||
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"first Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands. But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee. Put a coffee in my bumhole please!! I hope you're Well Jim. Xx Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with? I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x Coconut body oil from Home Bargains!! If you want you can smell my hands? I did oil my fanny and bumhole too. I am excited for the brown liquid. " Oil be there! | |||
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"Hello Jimothy! Hello Nocturnalers! Did y'all miss me? " Who said that?! | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed." I'm a frappy chappy. Especially when there's bumholes. | |||
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"Yo No Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time. I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews. If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it. This came to mind https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack. I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me?" Ask your doctor at eight in the morning. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Beardybob!! With a great knob. " Yes! | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with. - I can imagine! how the hell did you end up with the pleated gazelle?!?! In my defence, apostrophe is pretty catchy and happy go lucky!" That's the way it goes on Jim's Spotify Surprise. | |||
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"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!" Try looking up: 'De Futura" by Magma... it's brilliantly dark. | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with. When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to.... Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A " Haha. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy! Hello Nocturnalers! Did y'all miss me? Who said that?! " | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today." You didn't have any cola drink? | |||
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"Evening Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink?" No. But cola was involved, sort of. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy! Hello Nocturnalers! Did y'all miss me? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy! Hello Nocturnalers! Did y'all miss me? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour. " Twonk | |||
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"Just jumping in to say "Hello Jim" Xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Jump around! How are you feeling? x https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0 | |||
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"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa. Hangs head in shame... sadface Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with. When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to.... Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A A personal favourite featuring the immortal lines "i caught it from the toilet seat... i caught it from the toilet seat... it jumped right up, and grabbed my meat" Sorry once again jim (mortified_face)" | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Beardybob!! With a great knob. Yes!" it would be immodest to comment... But eeee - thanks very much! | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink? No. But cola was involved, sort of." You went OUT out? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a big Builder." *Waves* | |||
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"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go! Try looking up: 'De Futura" by Magma... it's brilliantly dark. " Didn't De Futura play for up front for Chelsea in the late nineties? | |||
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"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today? Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. . I'm a male. " Yes you are Jim and so am I . It is near the midnight hour. I am hoping for mail from females or couples So that envelope at top of app turns white | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface | |||
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"Hello Jimothy! Hello Nocturnalers! Did y'all miss me? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour. Twonk " You know me so well! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Beardybob!! With a great knob. " Why thankyou | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface" don't think goodness had anything to do with it | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink? No. But cola was involved, sort of. You went OUT out? " No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up. | |||
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"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello " Hello lovely Lois | |||
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"Evening all x " hi little star | |||
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"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello Hello lovely Lois " Hello Mrs KC | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink? No. But cola was involved, sort of. You went OUT out? No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up." Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 21/08/21 23:54:42]" Darn that branded name! You drank cola and used a urinal | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. " The Higsons | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. " keeny wayne shepard | |||
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"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. How are you, you sauntering lady? | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. " Elvis | |||
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"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? " It's been a tough night for nocturnaling! | |||
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"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? " It was okay. It was a bit much after Frank Zappa. It's Frank's fault. | |||
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"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? It's been a tough night for nocturnaling! " It really has. | |||
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"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. How are you, you sauntering lady?" I am grand thanks Jim. I was naughty and had a waffle this afternoon. Opposed to my normal waffling. Football tomorrow so a day of chores. How have you been? | |||
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"Evening all x " Evening Estella | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. The Higsons " The Higsons it is. | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star" Hi Bill - what’s new with you? | |||
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"Evening all x Evening Estella " Hello nibbler!! | |||
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"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today? Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. . I'm a male. Yes you are Jim and so am I . It is near the midnight hour. I am hoping for mail from females or couples So that envelope at top of app turns white " Good luck. | |||
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"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? It was okay. It was a bit much after Frank Zappa. It's Frank's fault." I've seen Grand Magus live and I was right at the front My favourite song is "Everyday There's a Battle to Fight". It resonates with me a lot (yes, I'm probably the only person alive who gets soppy over such a track | |||
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"Evening all x Evening Estella Hello nibbler!!" | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today." When you had a bath, you shaved your right bollock, but not the left one? | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? " not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface don't think goodness had anything to do with it " Your moustache is all the goodness I need on a Saturday night. | |||
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"Evening all x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. It's the midnight hour. x | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, " I shall do a rain dance for you. | |||
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"Evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. It's the midnight hour. x" Shall I turn my head away? | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, I shall do a rain dance for you. " pictures or it won't work | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, I shall do a rain dance for you. pictures or it won't work " | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink? No. But cola was involved, sort of. You went OUT out? No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up. Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions! " My toilet is in fine working order. I had a shower earlier. I needed to pee while in the shower. I pee'd in the shower. When I say shower what I of course mean is, I pee'd in my bath. Outrageous indoor behaviour. | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. keeny wayne shepard" Better luck next time. | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, I shall do a rain dance for you. " Please do, I'm sick of waiting. Every time it gets to the point that the forecast says it is about to rain, they change it last minute to dry. Too warm. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface don't think goodness had anything to do with it Your moustache is all the goodness I need on a Saturday night." for a limited time only | |||
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"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. Elvis" Beyond, I wish you had won. Please do play again. | |||
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"I did something that's unusual for me today. You didn't have any cola drink? No. But cola was involved, sort of. You went OUT out? No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up. Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions! My toilet is in fine working order. I had a shower earlier. I needed to pee while in the shower. I pee'd in the shower. When I say shower what I of course mean is, I pee'd in my bath. Outrageous indoor behaviour." Heaven's above, Jim! Watersports in your own bathroom - golly | |||
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"Evening all x hi little star Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, " Rain - Status Quo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_mHSGlyRa0 Rain - The Cult https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5b_0QB0wI Rain - Madonna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15kWlTrpt5k | |||
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