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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes " First in queue | |||
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"I'll bring me, have a nursing and farming background... can stitch you up or skin you for food... whatever we need" You’re definitely coming. | |||
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"I’ll bring Mr Mystique for motivational speaking and I’ll keep you supplied with Brownie and other treats. " I would literally die for your brownies! | |||
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"Id bring Brian Cox (space guy) and my 3d printer to make 'stuff'. " . Not sure there’s any electricity chunks | |||
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"I’ll bring Mr Mystique for motivational speaking and I’ll keep you supplied with Brownie and other treats. I would literally die for your brownies!" No need for death Nora! I’ll make plenty  | |||
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"My lovely self, cooking skills and making sure any spectacle wearers mishaps are fixed and your ears are all ok (boring and a bit useless I know) "Cooking skills we need! | |||
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"Id bring Brian Cox (space guy) and my 3d printer to make 'stuff'.
. Not sure there’s any electricity chunks "There's a generator. Honest.  | |||
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"I can cure meat and also set broken bones... gen!!! Can I bring Mum too? A serious nurse... who bakes and can knit us winter clothes...and can make em waterproof...." . No winter where we’re going. But yes she can come | |||
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"I’ll bring myself and engineering skills and build shelters and beds "Yes you are essential! | |||
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"I'll bring McGyver and Sandra Bullock. My skills include starting a fire by rubbing a woman's thighs together. " I’m just imagining that | |||
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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes First in queue" Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time | |||
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"I'll bring my general ability to turn my hand to most things. An someone who can navigate by the stars. " Ah yes. A navigator would be good. That’s not my strongest skill and we may lose google maps on the journey. | |||
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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes First in queue Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time " On the beach? This should be fun | |||
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"I'll bring McGyver and Sandra Bullock. My skills include starting a fire by rubbing a woman's thighs together. I’m just imagining that "Oh me too | |||
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"I make a good target as you will need to practice hunting skills "I’m hoping Tesco’s will deliver  | |||
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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes First in queue Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time On the beach? This should be fun "Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha | |||
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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes First in queue Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time On the beach? This should be fun
Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha
"Oh like a catwalk type entertainment show in the evenings. Definitely! | |||
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I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
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I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x | |||
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"I'll bring Doriss because I know you'll let me aboard. Is Dorissnapping a skill?" Trying to think what Doriss can do! She makes a good chilli. | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? " I doubt you'd be refused entry. | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x "Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom! | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? " I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no | |||
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"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes First in queue Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time On the beach? This should be fun
Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha
Oh like a catwalk type entertainment show in the evenings. Definitely! "Yes that’s what I was thinking | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!"Am I your thunder buddy then? | |||
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"I'll bring Doriss because I know you'll let me aboard. Is Dorissnapping a skill? Trying to think what Doriss can do! She makes a good chilli. "Paints a lot. Ark maintenance? | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no "Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table
But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x "How could we not want you onboard | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no
Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table
But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this "We can use you as the dining table. | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no
Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table
But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this "Oh somehow I don't think they'll get annoyed or bored of you  | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
How could we not want you onboard "Awww thanks x | |||
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"I'd bring the entire cast of Dreamboys with me, who doesn't like a live show? "Oh yes | |||
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"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no
Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table
But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this "I reckon you have a few skills that would impress the men | |||
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"Two penguins " | |||
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"I'll bring bear grylls. And I'll piss on anyone who is thirsty. " He’s a good one to bring! | |||
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"I don't rate your chances of survival I'm already drawing up a list of who I'm eating first" Refrains for making lewd comments about who is eating who | |||
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"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island. "Cows scare me but camel rides yay | |||
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"Two penguins " That's lunch sorted. | |||
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"I'll bring Essex Tom in case we have any shark problems "  | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!
Am I your thunder buddy then? "What’s one of them? | |||
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"Two penguins That's lunch sorted. "Nooo  | |||
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"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island. "Have you rode a cow before then?  | |||
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"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one. As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done. "Hey I’ve claimed that job! | |||
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"I can climb, cartwheel, massage, sing, play guitar, make fires and have good playlists. I'll bring Stephen Fry cos he is so knowledgeable and sweet and funny. I also have ingredients for porn star martinis! " You’re in just on that last paragraph | |||
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"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.
Have you rode a cow before then? ". I don’t think I could get near enough | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!
Am I your thunder buddy then?
What’s one of them?"Just mates like I’m Ted | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition " | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition " You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come | |||
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"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.
Have you rode a cow before then? "Nora says the cows are out so camels it is, and I've definitely given a few people the hump. | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!
Am I your thunder buddy then?
What’s one of them?
Just mates like I’m Ted "No sex then? | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition "I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon | |||
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"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one. As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.
Hey I’ve claimed that job!"Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate? | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!
Am I your thunder buddy then?
What’s one of them?
Just mates like I’m Ted
No sex then?"Depends if there’s an hole somewhere on you Nora | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon "Drama freee is popular il pick some one else | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee" you chose penguins … he won’t be happy | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon
Drama freee is popular il pick some one else" | |||
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"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts
I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….
Oops wrong speech
I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x
Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!
Am I your thunder buddy then?
What’s one of them?
Just mates like I’m Ted
No sex then?
Depends if there’s an hole somewhere on you Nora "Damn no holes on me | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon
Drama freee is popular il pick some one else
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon " hard routine every rat pack the crows spoon feed me when they've fucked up | |||
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"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one. As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.
Hey I’ve claimed that job!
Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate? "You can be my assistant delegate | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee you chose penguins … he won’t be happy " | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon
Drama freee is popular il pick some one else"No he’s yours | |||
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" Drama freee is popular il pick some one else
Yeah you will do promise you were not an afterthought
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee "Do you have any skills? | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?"Who | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon
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"Oh golly who would like to buddy up? I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires "Oh taff! I’m so excited you want to come on my ark | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?"None that you would approve of i don't think | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee "You have been swopped | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
Who"Drama free you’re already in | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition
I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon
Drama freee is popular il pick some one else
No he’s yours "Mmmm | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
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Drama free you’re already in " | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
You have been swopped
You're dead to me."Noooooo | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
You have been swopped
You're dead to me.
Noooooo "Jokes | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think "You can take a photo at 3 miles… | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
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You're dead to me."You're lucky, I was just an afterthought  | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
You have been swopped
You're dead to me."You cant say that xx | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
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You cant say that xx
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think
You can take a photo at 3 miles… "Brilliant | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think "I'll happily check and see if I do | |||
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"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol" If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me . | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come "You made the rule | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule "Rules shmooooooles. Jump on | |||
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"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me . "Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on "Nope | |||
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"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol" Il be your Catwoman | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on
Nope ". I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya! | |||
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"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me .
Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol"I’ll allow one cat on deck | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on
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. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!"I'm a rule breaker and flying solo no getting out of it wonko | |||
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"Oh golly who would like to buddy up? I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires "I'll be your buddy Taff
As for skills I can keep everyone entertained with my quick wit and off the wall humour
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on
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. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!"They will have to catch me first I am a master of disguise. *hides and turns himself into an amusingly shaped carrot* | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think
I'll happily check and see if I do "DEAL | |||
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"Oh golly who would like to buddy up? I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires
Oh taff! I’m so excited you want to come on my ark "oh golly yes it will be a hoot | |||
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"Oh golly who would like to buddy up? I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires
I'll be your buddy Taff
As for skills I can keep everyone entertained with my quick wit and off the wall humour
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"We can bring our cooking skills and dancing ability so provide the entertainment." I’m hoping there will be lots of dancing | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think
I'll happily check and see if I do
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on
Nope
. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!
They will have to catch me first
I am a master of disguise.
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"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me .
Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol
I’ll allow one cat on deck "Yay! Thanks ya. All aboard! | |||
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"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1 I am only skilled at demolition You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come
You made the rule
Rules shmooooooles. Jump on
Nope
. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!
They will have to catch me first
I am a master of disguise.
*hides and turns himself into an amusingly shaped carrot*
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"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour "Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya! Jack would be a bonus though | |||
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"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one. As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.
Hey I’ve claimed that job!
Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate?
You can be my assistant delegate "Cushiest job going. I’m sure you’ll be very efficient at delegating. | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo " I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot! | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot! "Haha that lot | |||
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"Can I bring drama freeeeeee
Do you have any skills?
None that you would approve of i don't think
I'll happily check and see if I do
DEAL
Get someone to build you a room "Who needs a room, we'll just go alfresco | |||
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"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry. "Oh wow. Quite the handy man | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot! "Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys ! | |||
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"I'm probably a burden to the fledging society but I can do first aid, I can cook, fix clothes/sew (unfashionable) new ones and speak other languages. I'll try to communicate with any natives. Bringing Mr KC for sexy times and his über logical brain, fixing-things skills and ruthlessness "Definitely in Mr and Mrs KC | |||
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"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour
Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!
Jack would be a bonus though "YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!
regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors
… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora  | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
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"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.
Oh wow. Quite the handy man ".. and I can sing. | |||
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"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour
Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!
Jack would be a bonus though
YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!
regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors
… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora "Can I not have an ickle go on him? | |||
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"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.
Oh wow. Quite the handy man
.. and I can sing. "Yes! Oh we definitely need singers. Maybe someone could bring some instruments? | |||
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"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour
Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!
Jack would be a bonus though
YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!
regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors
… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora
Can I not have an ickle go on him? "NORAAAA | |||
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"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour
Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!
Jack would be a bonus though
YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!
regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors
… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora
Can I not have an ickle go on him?
NORAAAA " what | |||
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"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday "Did you? . Are you coming Ace? | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys ! "Don't you start on me Mr Blooms | |||
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"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday
Did you? . Are you coming Ace? "Am I allowed to wear tighty whities? | |||
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"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday
Did you? . Are you coming Ace?
Am I allowed to wear tighty whities? "Haha. It’s mandatory! | |||
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"Nora if you are letting them bring more, I want to bring my wand now too.... "There’s no limit on possessions. Only people | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms "Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way "It’s ok I’ll look after them | |||
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"I'm bringing Frankenstein Dracula Medusa And Gizmo I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
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"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.
Oh wow. Quite the handy man "Hah I got the Tesco home delivery brush-off. Going back to my own little evil lair :
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhahahahahahahah | |||
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"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.
Oh wow. Quite the handy man
Hah I got the Tesco home delivery brush-off. Going back to my own little evil lair :
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhahahahahahahah"No! You’re definitely coming! | |||
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" I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way
Get her leo "I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her | |||
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" I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way
Get her leo
I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her "It’s electric | |||
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" I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way
Get her leo
I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her " | |||
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" I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way
Get her leo
I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her
It’s electric "You can plug it into my generator. | |||
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" I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!
Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !
Don't you start on me Mr Blooms
Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way
Get her leo
I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her
It’s electric
You can plug it into my generator. "There’ll be loads of wands plugged into that chunks | |||
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