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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout

Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far"

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”"

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels. "

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab "

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard "

Could give it a trim

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard "

Tom beat me to it far to slow at txt

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim "

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab "

Awww kitty you’ve just put the biggest smile on my face thank you.

Kitty makes every picture shot look elegant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs"

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)  over a year ago

manchester


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared."

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots"

Is my invite still in the post

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By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

"

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon "

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep "

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Reply + quote the poster above.

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep "

Why does your cat get all the credit?

I left that for you as a sign of my devotion.

Gbat

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By *ed velvet thornWoman  over a year ago

over the rainbow

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By *ed velvet thornWoman  over a year ago

over the rainbow


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight "

Mesmerising tits

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Reply + quote the poster above.

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight "

Cat pie. We're eating pussy.

Gbat

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits "

You're one to talk

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk "

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits "

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits! "

And nobody is complaining

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining "

Not even me I don’t complain

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By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain "

Is this not the complaints thread?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?"

No that's next door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door"

Complaints will be handled by the management only

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Reply + quote the poster above.

Complaints will be handled by the management only "

Where do I send my "I got skipped over"complaints?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only "

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

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By *ed velvet thornWoman  over a year ago

over the rainbow

Just a thought does anyone else loving the taste of blood ...... or am I just weird

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Just a thought does anyone else loving the taste of blood ...... or am I just weird "

You’re just weird

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just a thought does anyone else loving the taste of blood ...... or am I just weird

You’re just weird "

Takes one to ...........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha"

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to "

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard "

Agree keep the beard Tom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom "

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

"

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard "

That I am

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am "

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you "

Chocolate penis anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?"

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance, "

I'd be going to town on it

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By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it "

Oh no, has this thread died?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?"

No just the pigeon

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon"

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner "

best things come to those who...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who..."

... Wait.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait. "

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more time"

or a worm.

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By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm. "

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?"

The worm that turned

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned"

In what direction is he headed now?

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?"

Due north starting at your toes...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

"

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views "

Fancy a beer?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer? "

I could murder a pint

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint"

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick"

Strike a light!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!! "

Pass me the matches..please

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please "

Matches you say? Coming right up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up "

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks"

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)"

You look like a rock star!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!"

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head..."

Too infinity & beyond!!

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!"

Well... to Finaghy at least...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least..."

Is that the next left or right?

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

[Removed by poster at 23/08/21 17:50:08]

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right? "

The other left!

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!"

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

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By *haron7540Woman  over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it"

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road"

Ok Dorothy

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy "

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

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By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil "

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling... "

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him "

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!"

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'"

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain...."

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…"

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one"

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit "

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous. "

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird)."

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination."

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie. "

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name "

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )"

Or it could go on and on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on "

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!"

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above "

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't "

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel "

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By * Plus ECouple  over a year ago

The South


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice "

TLDR.

E

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice "

Already on it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it "

Good girl

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl "

Always good to see someone getting support.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support."

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses "

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *elilah999Woman  over a year ago

Malton


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?"

That was fun

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun "

I know, such a gripping yarn

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn"

Who came up with this shite?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?! "

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time"

You tryna break the Fab server?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time"

And now?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now? "

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it"

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves! "

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't "

Which I didn't, just for you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N? "

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you"

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you"

Oppsie

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

"

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end "

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter "

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter "

she raised a hand ....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand .... "

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know"

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand...."

Who wanted to be in a band....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band...."

He dreamed of touring the land...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land..."

But he got canned

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *eardybobMan  over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

"

And banned from the bandstand...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *nigma1000Man  over a year ago

Braintree


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand..."

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?"

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago. "

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh. "

It does if you rap it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it. "

Byron burger

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger "

Is that his MC name?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?"

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave""

And it was so...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so... "

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck"

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool "

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you. "

Only 39 to go

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go"

You forgot the

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

Cake)

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the "

Think I just made it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

JFC is this still going?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it "

I fixed the cake.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake."

Sorry, Hand!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand! "

I'm Jim!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!"

What are you all on about ?

Congratulations on most imaginative "I want 175 comments because I can" thread

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!"

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake "

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go ."

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game "

Me too I want some super emojis

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis "

Jesus this is a big'un

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un "

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?"

It's getting longer...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer... "

And even longer

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer"

Until it's cut short.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short. "

No doughnuts for you!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!"

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us.

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us. "

Who's got doughnuts???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us.

Who's got doughnuts???"

What’s your favourite doughnut filling? Mine’s custard...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us.

Who's got doughnuts???

What’s your favourite doughnut filling? Mine’s custard..."

Strawberry and cream.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us.

Who's got doughnuts???"

Curls and dresses - and i bet she's not sharing. Pfffffft

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester


"

Is that his MC name?

It's getting longer...

And even longer

Until it's cut short.

No doughnuts for you!

Don't you dare take our passion for doughnuts come between us.

Who's got doughnuts???

Curls and dresses - and i bet she's not sharing. Pfffffft"

surely she has to share. Curls you share dont you??

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)"

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose "

What's going on then? Anything good?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?"

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH"

It's quite nice here

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here"

It's damp but warm here

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here"

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

"

Fish drown in custard tho..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho.."

Now you tell me fs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs"

The mind boggle

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle "

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop "

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going "

She loves finding bears in the woods

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods "

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone "

Use a computer then

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone "

Stop moaning twinkle

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone

Stop moaning twinkle "

The end

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

 

By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

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.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone

Stop moaning twinkle "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reply + quote the poster above. This is a purely nonsense thread but I want to see how long the 175th comment is if it gets that far

Great guy…

“The universe is close at hand”

Tom like to play with a gorgeous lover and want to write blogs about his travels.

Gobbychick, the sexiest lips on Fab

Kitty likes to play too… shame Tom won’t shave his beard

Could give it a trim

Fuck I’m far to slow at this but love to be in her thighs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

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.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone

Use a computer then "

"A ship without a final destination has no favourable wind"

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout

hs

As if by magic the shopkeeper appeared.

Dressed in a bin bag and some thigh boots

Is my invite still in the post

No, it’s coming by carrier pigeon

Omg sorry I think our cat just brought that pigeon as a gift, she left it on the doorstep

Pigeon pie for dinner tonight

Mesmerising tits

You're one to talk

She can't talk, she's mesmerised by my tits

We're all mesmerized by your tits!

And nobody is complaining

Not even me I don’t complain

Is this not the complaints thread?

No that's next door

Complaints will be handled by the management only

I'm back Have you shaved yet Tom? Haha

Haha no I’m

Afraid not! But ill

Happily buy you a coffee and we can at least listen to you ask me to

Good man, stay strong

#keepthebeard

Agree keep the beard Tom

Luckily it’s only kitty and me playing. We are just chatting mates and no more… but we do back and forth over the beard

Phew

We can rest easy folks

He's keeping his beard

That I am

Too bloody right! I'd have to disown you

Chocolate penis anyone?

Is that a toblerone by any chance,

I'd be going to town on it

Oh no, has this thread died?

No just the pigeon

Bump

.

.

Poor birdie

I think this thread will be a slow burner best things come to those who...... Wait.

You're not wrong but I've always wondered was that phrase coined by someone who was just playing for more timeor a worm.

A worm, what sort?

A bookworm?

The worm that turned

In what direction is he headed now?

Due north starting at your toes...

Stopping at the curves to admire the views

Fancy a beer?

I could murder a pint

The murder was committed in the library with the candle stick

Strike a light!!

Pass me the matches..please

Matches you say? Coming right up

Now now, watch what you're burning folks

I look well with a purple rinse (this comment won't make sense when I remove my current profile pic)

You look like a rock star!

...sure - you're the gimp of Jim Morrison... only with a big purple head...

Too infinity & beyond!!

Well... to Finaghy at least...

Is that the next left or right?

The other left!

The only good thing about Finaghy is the road out of it

Is it yellow?

Let’s all follow the yellow brick road

Ok Dorothy

Just watch out for the flying monkeys, they look evil

Are those the dogs of society?... they seem to be howling...

Fear not lion we'll ask the wizard for your courage when we meet him

Courage is it? Dont mind if I do... a wee drop of the pure for me please mr wizard!

The wizard looking from behind the curtain and said 'is that you Dorothy?'

You do have to wonder what he was doing behind that curtain....

He was definitely masturbating over the weeks forum Challenge…

The wizard turned out to be…

That fella posing as a couple? You know the one

Unfortunately rules prevent me from naming the culprit

I love the word culprit

In the port of Amsterdam, there was a sailor…

..I too love the word culprit, I also love the word mellifluous.

My contribution is Wonga Pigeon in honour of the bird who gave his life to a pie some days ago (a fat Aussie bird).

Oh, poor Wongo! I used to know him, Indefinable, a very funny guy, and with an excellent imagination.

WongA, Hand. You must have lost touch before his sad demise in aid of ..pie.

It was a typo on my part, I didn't mean to besmirch his good name

May Wonga Rest In Peace. (Like this thread in another week )

Or it could go on and on

Aaaah... sure you'll have a wee cup of tea Faether? gwan gwan gwan gwaaaan!

Normally I’d delete all the superfluous text above

But the point is I'm hoping you don't

All this scrolling down is setting off my carpal tunnel

As way of thanks for participating I'll give you free reign with my butcher's choice

TLDR.

E

Already on it

Good girl

Always good to see someone getting support.

I wholeheartedly concur

Nice glasses

100 messagea What have I missed ? Can someone catch me up ?

That was fun

I know, such a gripping yarn

Who came up with this shite?!

That'd be me

In my defence I was bored at the time

You tryna break the Fab server?

And now?

Foolhardy, if it does it does.

.

.

.

Not so bored now but I've started so I'll finish it

This is just making an absolute mockery out of FAB. Completely ridiculous and anyone taking part should be utterly ashamed of themselves!

How's that shame feeling Kev.I.N?

Which I didn't, just for you

That's awful good of you

Oppsie

good job avoiding the decoy quote.

I know, she tries to chop a bit off the end

I really didn't think this through but mama Hand didn't raise a quitter

Jebus, there goes 7 mins of my life

she raised a hand ....

Sorry Midnight, it'll be over soon

.

.

.

.

Two Hands I'll have you know

What about writing a story to get to get to the end?

Once upon a time, there was a Handsome Hand....

Who wanted to be in a band....

He dreamed of touring the land...

But he got canned

And banned from the bandstand...

Anyone had fun in a bandstand?

Woman I used to know gave me and her (then) boyfriend a handjob in one, one summer's eve many moons ago.

That doesn't rhyme! Sigh.

It does if you rap it.

Byron burger

Is that his MC name?

Much like Zeus from altered beast I spake to this thread "rise from your grave"

And it was so...

(Pumpkin)

Feck

Wow. That's a lot of emojis.

And still no drool

That's a bloody disgrace I tell you.

Only 39 to go

You forgot the

Think I just made it

I fixed the cake.

Sorry, Hand!

I'm Jim!

Hi Jim! But I broke Hand's cake

I see. Lucky I was here to fix it. I hope it doesn't make you go .

Nah, just jealous of your emoji game

Me too I want some super emojis

Jesus this is a big'un

That’s what she said (one for the fans of The American Office)

They tried cutting a bit off the end

.

.

P.s thank you Tuberose

What's going on then? Anything good?

The weather is a bit miserable today.

Mr HH

It's quite nice here

It's damp but warm here

Hot and wet is never a bad thing

Fish drown in custard tho..

Now you tell me fs

The mind boggle

Too true

.

.

Nearly there though, said the actress to the bishop

Jeeeeeebus I can’t believe this is still going

She loves finding bears in the woods

We could have grown our own wood at this rate.. This thread takes sooooo long to load on my phone

Stop moaning twinkle

The end

Or is it?

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By *andsome Hand OP   Man  over a year ago

roundabout

Thank you one and all for your contribution

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