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What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
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A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg. |
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Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported |
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg. "
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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Within five minutes of setting up my profile… “have you dribbled piss in your boxers? If so, would you be up for selling them to me..”
It’s a very strange place in the first few mins of being on Fab.. like the universal Big Bang.. |
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By *KloganMan
over a year ago
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"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported "
Yep, that’s pretty shocking to be fair. I’d be pretty pissed off at that. Was all of that just the first message as well? |
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"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported "
That's shocking  |
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I was asked quite a few years ago now by someone if I’d have BB sex with her in the shower and then pee inside her!! That was a no no from me and I was polite as possible too. Ended up on the block list! |
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing "
Oh that can be very nice indeed  |
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i was asked after we had met up once, to meet a couple ina park car park. AS we had met once at there place i agreed. i got there but no wife just hubby,and hubby said follow me, we walked through a footie pitch into some woods and there was his wife well hidden tied to a tree. he undid her dress to reveal no undies and said fuck her... fuck her now. dont talk just fuck her... Half way thru and i was having second thoughts,as it started to rain ."dont stop""fuck her"... i carried on and finished.He said dont say a word ..thanks mate now go please. i walked back across the pitch feeling odd and somehow used...i never heard from them again. Weird! |
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"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported
Yep, that’s pretty shocking to be fair. I’d be pretty pissed off at that. Was all of that just the first message as well? "
Yes both were first message |
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"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported
That's shocking "
Definitely is |
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"Did you do it?
I sent a photo of my wellies yes.
But didn't sell them as only had one pair."
I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests? |
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"Did you do it?
I sent a photo of my wellies yes.
But didn't sell them as only had one pair.
I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests? "
Couple profile but doubt it was a couple.
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"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere "
How was the car journey?  |
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"Did you do it?
I sent a photo of my wellies yes.
But didn't sell them as only had one pair.
I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests? "
Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message. |
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"i was asked after we had met up once, to meet a couple ina park car park. AS we had met once at there place i agreed. i got there but no wife just hubby,and hubby said follow me, we walked through a footie pitch into some woods and there was his wife well hidden tied to a tree. he undid her dress to reveal no undies and said fuck her... fuck her now. dont talk just fuck her... Half way thru and i was having second thoughts,as it started to rain ."dont stop""fuck her"... i carried on and finished.He said dont say a word ..thanks mate now go please. i walked back across the pitch feeling odd and somehow used...i never heard from them again. Weird!"
Probably not that common a request, but I get the dynamic. |
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing
Oh that can be very nice indeed "
Should I take that this is something you like  |
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I had a guy who offered to be a human toilet for any party or event coming up. He had even built an actual portaloo where he lay on his back and the loo slotted around his head! His idea was for me to hire him for a vanilla party not a kink party!  |
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"i was asked after we had met up once, to meet a couple ina park car park. AS we had met once at there place i agreed. i got there but no wife just hubby,and hubby said follow me, we walked through a footie pitch into some woods and there was his wife well hidden tied to a tree. he undid her dress to reveal no undies and said fuck her... fuck her now. dont talk just fuck her... Half way thru and i was having second thoughts,as it started to rain ."dont stop""fuck her"... i carried on and finished.He said dont say a word ..thanks mate now go please. i walked back across the pitch feeling odd and somehow used...i never heard from them again. Weird!"
Wow I wouldn’t know how to feel after that or even know if I would have been able to do such a thing in that situation. |
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing
Oh that can be very nice indeed
Should I take that this is something you like "
All depends on who’s doing the sitting  |
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Today I was offered sex from a stunning woman in exchange for advertising on my social media accounts to promote her new cleaning products.
Of course I declined because I have morals and strong self-respect. Which is also as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents. |
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing
Oh that can be very nice indeed
Should I take that this is something you like
All depends on who’s doing the sitting "
I’m sure you’ve got lots of offers |
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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel |
Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.
I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a message from a fella asking if I would chop his cock off - I replied as a joke and said I had an axe in the shed.. his reply was could I use a knife as he wanted it nice & slow blocked!!
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I have had a couple of those on another site. Just nasty.  |
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"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere
How was the car journey? "
It was fine after I took my travel sickness tablets  |
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"Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.
I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "
I'd imagine you would be. That's scary |
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"Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.
I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "
That was so bad as he would have known he more than likely would have died.
I hope he got some mental health care what he needed.
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"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere
How was the car journey?
It was fine after I took my travel sickness tablets "
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"Did you do it?
I sent a photo of my wellies yes.
But didn't sell them as only had one pair.
I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests?
Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message. "
I've never had one!!! What was the request? |
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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago
Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel |
"Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.
I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health.
That was so bad as he would have known he more than likely would have died.
I hope he got some mental health care what he needed.
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Exactly. I did message him back very politely and explained I was concerned about him. It's so sad that people consider doing those actions. |
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"Did you do it?
I sent a photo of my wellies yes.
But didn't sell them as only had one pair.
I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests?
Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message.
I've never had one!!! What was the request? "
By the way ladies feel free to send me any it might brighten up a dull day! |
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"Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.
I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "
What did you spend the money on? |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
I haven't had one single weird request in all the time I've been here, sadly... not one.
The nearest was when I sold an old pair of motorbike boots on eBay. I took a couple of pics of me wearing them, showing only below my knees. I received nearly a dozen requests for more such photos, primarily from guys in Italy for some reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weirdest request we had was from a guy who wanted permission to castrate himself. He said he was looking for a dominant woman to give him permission but a dominant man would do. He was in a manic headspace and I'm pretty sure he was a fantasist but we had an interesting conversation about dominance and why he was not actually looking for a dominant to dominate him, just for someone to either tell him to cop on or to enable his fantasy.
In the end he asked if he could beat his bollocks with a frying pan and send me photos but I declined because it's not something that interests me or my wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
That's ruff
It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!
Gbat
Gives a whole new meaning to dogging
Slap!
Good girl, fancy going for the hattrick? "
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
That's ruff
It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!
Gbat
Gives a whole new meaning to dogging
Slap!
Good girl, fancy going for the hattrick?
Cheeky sod"
Innately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked if I was interested in chloroform sex. Freaked me out a bit, didn't even know it was a thing.  "
Oh, that sounds like a horror movie scenario !! 10 Rillington Place springs to mind !! |
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
Was you?
Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.
What was offensive about it? Just a question! "
I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it. |
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
Was you?
Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.
What was offensive about it? Just a question! "
It should have read "were you up for it". Every day is a learning day.  |
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"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported
Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him
Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at
Blocked reported "
and also very dangerous |
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"I received three messages from a man who asked me if I like to smoke and did I like cigars. I explained to him that the smell of smoke especially cigars (smells like burning horse shit) makes me want to vomit. A week later another message "do you like to smoke?" Blocked! Wierdo !! "
I got that this week erm No |
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
Was you?
Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.
What was offensive about it? Just a question!
I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it. "
and this is the reason why I don't bother with the forums very often! |
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"Was I up for K 9 sex
Was you?
Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.
What was offensive about it? Just a question!
I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it. and this is the reason why I don't bother with the forums very often! "
Sorry for the flippant response but I'd have thought it was plain why it might have been offensive |
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over a year ago
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" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.
When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.
When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.
They even were willing to pay for them.
I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.
They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.
A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.
Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing "
I was thinking that wasn’t very weird. It sounds hot!! |
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So many weird requests!!!
Would I let his dog f*ck me
Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls
Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone
Will I let him impregnate me
The list, sadly, goes on!
(All different men) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many weird requests!!!
Would I let his dog f*ck me
Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls
Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone
Will I let him impregnate me
The list, sadly, goes on!
(All different men)"
Very very weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So many weird requests!!!
Would I let his dog f*ck me
Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls
Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone
Will I let him impregnate me
The list, sadly, goes on!
(All different men)"
Would have been really weird if it was one man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs "
urgh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urgh"
wasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Today I was offered sex from a stunning woman in exchange for advertising on my social media accounts to promote her new cleaning products.
Of course I declined because I have morals and strong self-respect. Which is also as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here , bloke wanted me to shit in hes mouth , blocked
On another site , bloke wanted me to hide in a wood he would get off he’s bus on the way home from work , and walk through the wood , I would jump out on him and force myself on him , knocking him about , he was quite graphic what he wanted , cuts bruises etc and for me to cum in him , I sadly declined and blocked
Some very strange people about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that "
How did you reply?! |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
It has been rather tame this time round - open invite to really weird scenarios!! (They will help my writing ). Last time round I got a lot of offers to buy my pants...
There was that one guy who offered to suck me off while I sniffed his wife's knickers, but as I mention in my profile, I have been reliably informed since that it is in fact a thing... so probably just me having led a sheltered existence...
Not gonna judge!  |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it! |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
Go to their house, walk in stomp on their balls hard in heels and leave.....
Come to the hotel I'm at with my (insert sport) team so we can gang bang you and send you home in a cab wrecked,covered in cum and in pieces
Various bodily fluid and evacuations on them (not shaming,just not my thing) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had the dog one but the guy was being very sketchy and dropping hints, asking if I was "knotty". When the penny dropped I asked him outright if he was trying to get me to do his dog. Then I got banned by fab for using the technical name of the act lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that
How did you reply?!"
didn't just block her lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably the guy who wanted to be locked in a dog cage and just sit there whilst I went about my day… "
to be fair how many times you wanted to do that to me just can't find a cage big enough lol
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I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.
I wrestle the male half.
If I win, I do what I want with the female
If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.
I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me |
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"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.
I wrestle the male half.
If I win, I do what I want with the female
If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.
I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "
Haha |
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that
How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol "
Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9  |
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that
How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol
Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9 "
his lost anyway as you look quite lovely |
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that
How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol
Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9 his lost anyway as you look quite lovely "
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"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it
of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs
urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that
How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol
Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9 his lost anyway as you look quite lovely
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would send you face pic but I can wait 10 years |
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"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.
I wrestle the male half.
If I win, I do what I want with the female
If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.
I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "
Pussy |
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"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.
I wrestle the male half.
If I win, I do what I want with the female
If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.
I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "
brilliant though you should've played down your abilities |
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"We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it!"
What game were they stuck on? |
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I was asked if i would come to a hotel room and have sex in a bathtub full of cereal. I asked what cereal and if it was skimmed or full fat milk. Standard corn flakes was the reply. Said I don’t get out of bed for anything but crunchy nut. No response after. ?? |
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"We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it!
What game were they stuck on?"
No idea I just blocked! |
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"We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it!
What game were they stuck on?
No idea I just blocked! "
I wonder if they ever got past it |
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"Cum on my feet for only fans video?
Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?
Both asked in person.
What flavour was the yoghurt?"
I do not know. Wasn't a great experience. |
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"Cum on my feet for only fans video?
Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?
Both asked in person.
What flavour was the yoghurt?
I do not know. Wasn't a great experience. "
That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable. |
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Was chatting to a woman and all seemed good. I mentioned i was a farmer and she started asking plenty questions of what animals i had. She was very excited i had a horse and it was quite obvious she wanted to ride him in a non conventional way! |
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"Was chatting to a woman and all seemed good. I mentioned i was a farmer and she started asking plenty questions of what animals i had. She was very excited i had a horse and it was quite obvious she wanted to ride him in a non conventional way! "
What without a saddle. |
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"Cum on my feet for only fans video?
Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?
Both asked in person.
What flavour was the yoghurt?
I do not know. Wasn't a great experience.
That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable. "
The yoghurt was freezing cold, it killed all sensation and she was making a mess of it, it went all on my inner thighs and she didn't let me use the bathroom to clean up after. It was a hot summers day so I had to go back home with the while the yoghurt had begun to dry and stick to my jeans. |
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"Cum on my feet for only fans video?
Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?
Both asked in person.
What flavour was the yoghurt?
I do not know. Wasn't a great experience.
That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable.
The yoghurt was freezing cold, it killed all sensation and she was making a mess of it, it went all on my inner thighs and she didn't let me use the bathroom to clean up after. It was a hot summers day so I had to go back home with the while the yoghurt had begun to dry and stick to my jeans. "
That's bad form not letting you clean yourself up after. You should've cleaned yourself on her curtains. |
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Ive been asked to wank someone off wearing rubber gloves
Get a pair of tights dirty and smelling as bad as i possibly could and wear them during sex
Whilst a hut was wearig an adukt nappy he wanted me to bottle feed him and , feed him baby food ?? |
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over a year ago
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"I was asked if i would come to a hotel room and have sex in a bathtub full of cereal. I asked what cereal and if it was skimmed or full fat milk. Standard corn flakes was the reply. Said I don’t get out of bed for anything but crunchy nut. No response after. ??"
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"Was chatting to a woman and all seemed good. I mentioned i was a farmer and she started asking plenty questions of what animals i had. She was very excited i had a horse and it was quite obvious she wanted to ride him in a non conventional way!
What without a saddle."
That's just bareback, surely ? |
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