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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Just bought a Dremmel 4000 and a Bosch Hammer drill. Got me thinking of the strange names given to sex toys.

Started inventing some of my own.

The Nobulator 500 with maxi pump slide action.

The Clit Tickler MK1 cordless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin the Cucumber.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Colin the Cucumber."

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By *oob suckerMan over a year ago

woking

"Colin the Cucumber.

"

Great name

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By *ausageNmashCouple over a year ago

Andover

Friend in your drawer

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By *oob suckerMan over a year ago

woking

Vibronater! Lmao

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Friend in your drawer

"

Always a good place to store.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Vibronater! Lmao"

Does it have hyperdrive?

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

The Turbo Dick Traveler for those long journeys.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

The Fanny Juicer 2.0 - 21st Century fanny juicing.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

The Nipple Knocker XL5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger banger 3000

Master blaster XL

meat beater

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

It has to be Buzz Tightrear for a vibrating butt plug, surely.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"It has to be Buzz Tightrear for a vibrating butt plug, surely.

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It could have a slogan too.

"To fitsintome and beyond"

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By *hat BlokeMan over a year ago

Harrogate

The Power Pumper 3000 with delux stimulo rotary beads.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The German fleshlight

Helmut Buffer.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

BOB

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The submariner

Takes you to depths that you never knew existed.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The battery operated tongue with built in timer function.

The Lickulator 3000.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

One from the roman days:

The Julius Pleaser.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The Russell Crowe

You'll be "Glad he ate ya".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We had a tiny bullet vibe we called The Beast.

We have a double ended dildo we call the hubbys aspiration. Because it can do all the things I wish I could and can reach places I would love to reach.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Eye swarter.

Not for the faint hearted, just remember the lube.

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By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Lovin these names, made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squirmy rooter. Although I think that’s a real one

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

The Bishop basher.

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By *ssexfootmanMan over a year ago

Essex

Wetmaker 1.2 LX

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"The Ford Escort"

Driven by pussies for decades.

The Xr3i, driven by pricks forever.

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