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"A pornstar martini please "yahoo Sheffield local brew | |||
"A lemonade pls but with a straw and paper umbrella "excuse me saying geourgeous lightweight xxx | |||
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"10 Tequila Slammers please ... But the salt must be placed on the boobs of 5 naked women please "I am a lawbreaker Grumpy and it so happens I have 10 wives so salt is on 20 boobs take your pick  xx | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a handful of grumpy's arse please "coming right up help yourself to the botty | |||
"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha x" my darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx | |||
"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha xmy darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx"Ok ha ha lol | |||
" How wild are we going.... ... 'top shelfer' "Emily Friday night top shelver for you you are next on karaoke so wet those vocal chords xxx | |||
"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha xmy darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx
Ok ha ha lol "I can here the slur in your voice already xx | |||
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"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha xmy darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx
Ok ha ha lol I can here the slur in your voice already xx "Well that’s the time to make your movie as sed though not promising I be there in the morning lol x | |||
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"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman "let's cut to the chase matey bottle on your table fill your boots it's Friday | |||
"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman "You are so Welsh sometimes | |||
"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha xmy darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx
Ok ha ha lol I can here the slur in your voice already xx
Well that’s the time to make your movie as sed though not promising I be there in the morning lol x "one word my friend handcuffs xx | |||
"Sex on the beach and a handful of grumpy's arse please "Oh my haha  | |||
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"I am fancying a pale sherry please. NBVN x" lovely to see you tonight geourgeous love the off the shoulder number schooner of sherry coming right up xx | |||
"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman let's cut to the chase matey bottle on your table fill your boots it's Friday "Jeez! Ok if you insist.I do like your bar mate! | |||
"10 Tequila Slammers please ... But the salt must be placed on the boobs of 5 naked women please I am a lawbreaker Grumpy and it so happens I have 10 wives so salt is on 20 boobs take your pick xx"Thats 20 slammers haha. I'll be too pissed after 10  | |||
"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman
You are so Welsh sometimes "I’m always Welsh f! | |||
"I really would like a glass of dry white wine please" good evening madam what you really like you will really get a large glass coming right up xx | |||
 . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar.  | |||
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"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman let's cut to the chase matey bottle on your table fill your boots it's Friday
Jeez! Ok if you insist.I do like your bar mate! "it all knocked off so got to use it up | |||
"10 Tequila Slammers please ... But the salt must be placed on the boobs of 5 naked women please I am a lawbreaker Grumpy and it so happens I have 10 wives so salt is on 20 boobs take your pick xx
Thats 20 slammers haha. I'll be too pissed after 10 "not what I have heard | |||
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"10 Tequila Slammers please ... But the salt must be placed on the boobs of 5 naked women please I am a lawbreaker Grumpy and it so happens I have 10 wives so salt is on 20 boobs take your pick xx
Thats 20 slammers haha. I'll be too pissed after 10 not what I have heard "Ssshhh just a rumour | |||
"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. "coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake | |||
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"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman
You are so Welsh sometimes
I’m always Welsh f! "What the heck is a little large whiskey? | |||
"Double jack on the rocks please" no prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout | |||
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"I’ll go a dirty banana please followed by a couple of shots of fireball please "a bit of class in the bar ladies and gents from Cheshire don't you know nice tan xx | |||
"Blue Moon please with a slice of orange "you have got me singing the blues young man. I am a red drink on its way | |||
"Normal I would say a single jd and cola but I all ready know whare this is going So let’s just skip the small talk pass me the triple and take me to bed ha ha xmy darling I will put my number on the serviette call me later don't fall asleep on me xx
Ok ha ha lol I can here the slur in your voice already xx
Well that’s the time to make your movie as sed though not promising I be there in the morning lol x one word my friend handcuffs xx "Oooo now we’re talking kinky ha ha lol x | |||
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"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake "If you heard my voice. Then bar would empty in seconds. So no customers . | |||
"I really would like a glass of dry white wine please good evening madam what you really like you will really get a large glass coming right up xx "Even better | |||
"Pint of Aspalls" is that Michael Aspalls no prob lem my friend I am intrigued to know what your karaoke song will be | |||
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"I am fancying a pale sherry please. NBVN xlovely to see you tonight geourgeous love the off the shoulder number schooner of sherry coming right up xx "Aww thank you I thought I'd flash a bit of shoulder tonight
NBVN x | |||
"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake
If you heard my voice. Then bar would empty in seconds. So no customers . "I have heard your voice Frankie valli e | |||
"Blue Moon please with a slice of orange you have got me singing the blues young man. I am a red drink on its way " | |||
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"A very large Blue Lagoon pitcher. 1 bottle of JD and 12 Jagerbombs please....just to get me started x" ay ay Sparkle is in the house taking it easy tonight I see xxx | |||
"I’ll have a cheeky little large whisky please busman
You are so Welsh sometimes
I’m always Welsh f!
What the heck is a little large whiskey? "Well it’s sort of a single but multiplied by 5 | |||
"Pint of Aspalls" You should try that with a shot of Amaretto | |||
"I’d love a double vodka & with ice please "what you love and what you get my darling no contest only the best for the best xxx | |||
"I’d love a double vodka & with ice please what you love and what you get my darling no contest only the best for the best xxx "Thank you kind sir | |||
"I’d love a double vodka & with ice please what you love and what you get my darling no contest only the best for the best xxx
Thank you kind sir "don't make me blush | |||
" How wild are we going.... ... 'top shelfer' Emily Friday night top shelver for you you are next on karaoke so wet those vocal chords xxx "d*unken Karaoke ... hic! ...plsszee cn I'ave nawther 'un fawrst, hic! | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout "Time for a top up good man | |||
" How wild are we going.... ... 'top shelfer' Emily Friday night top shelver for you you are next on karaoke so wet those vocal chords xxx
d*unken Karaoke ... hic!
...plsszee cn I'ave nawther 'un fawrst, hic!
"is that the German national anthem you are rambling xx | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout
Time for a top up good man"new you would be back for more and thanks for the young man I have a different toupee on tonight makes me look younger | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout
Time for a top up good mannew you would be back for more and thanks for the young man I have a different toupee on tonight makes me look younger "I thought you looked different, it suits you | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout
Time for a top up good mannew you would be back for more and thanks for the young man I have a different toupee on tonight makes me look younger
I thought you looked different, it suits you "thanks is it the centre parting | |||
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"Evening sir - looking good there! Think I'll join Mr Hand in a cheeky Jack... might as well leave the bottle so... "my pleasure Bob you look like a bloke who can handle his booze | |||
"Evening sir - looking good there! Think I'll join Mr Hand in a cheeky Jack... might as well leave the bottle so... my pleasure Bob you look like a bloke who can handle his booze "Good man yerself! Cheers! | |||
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"A nice cold pint of lager beer "sorry for delay young sir was changing a barrel nice to see you | |||
"A nice cold pint of lager beer sorry for delay young sir was changing a barrel nice to see you "cheers BM | |||
"A nice cold pint of lager beer sorry for delay young sir was changing a barrel nice to see you cheers BM "you are more than welcome | |||
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"Any chance of a strong Negroni? Go easy on the alcohol-free stuff "Dan the night is still young I suggest a chaser with that you look like you are on a bender | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout
Time for a top up good mannew you would be back for more and thanks for the young man I have a different toupee on tonight makes me look younger
I thought you looked different, it suits you thanks is it the centre parting "By jove it is you know | |||
"Vodka sling please x" wow Charlotte in the house everyone a bit of class vodka sling no problem for you darling xx | |||
"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake
If you heard my voice. Then bar would empty in seconds. So no customers . I have heard your voice Frankie valli e "My singing voice is a cross between kermit the frog and ozzy osbourne with a sore throat  | |||
"Double jack on the rocks pleaseno prob lem my friend when I need topping up just shout
Time for a top up good mannew you would be back for more and thanks for the young man I have a different toupee on tonight makes me look younger
I thought you looked different, it suits you thanks is it the centre parting
By jove it is you know "thanks and it having a ginger tinge helps | |||
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"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake
If you heard my voice. Then bar would empty in seconds. So no customers . I have heard your voice Frankie valli e
My singing voice is a cross between kermit the frog and ozzy osbourne with a sore throat "as I said Frankie Valle big girls don't cry | |||
"Hey very kind sir could I get another double the first one went down to quick? "Wanda calm down madam the night is still young but then again it is Friday double coming right up xxx | |||
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"Hey very kind sir could I get another double the first one went down to quick? Wanda calm down madam the night is still young but then again it is Friday double coming right up xxx "The night might be young but I’m not, no time to loose, keep um cumming | |||
"Hey very kind sir could I get another double the first one went down to quick? Wanda calm down madam the night is still young but then again it is Friday double coming right up xxx
The night might be young but I’m not, no time to loose, keep um cumming "wow foxy lady you are on karaoke next you have plenty of dutch courage xx | |||
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"Jäger bombs all round… it won’t be long before some shouts NAKED BAR!!!!" NAKED BAR let's all do a conga xxx | |||
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"A long Island iced tea for me pretty please "sorry my friend some unruly drinkers in sorted now will be my pleasure madam | |||
"Who wants to play battle shots with me ? "love to let's crack on | |||
"A long Island iced tea for me please much needed for the radio rental week I've had." cockney ryming slang am a northerner my self but learnt a bit while I was in prison for money laundering | |||
"Vodka sling please xwow Charlotte in the house everyone a bit of class vodka sling no problem for you darling xx"Thankyou so much x | |||
"Vodka sling please xwow Charlotte in the house everyone a bit of class vodka sling no problem for you darling xx
Thankyou so much x
"xxx | |||
"Well as no mail. . Normal though . Double Bacardi and to start. Just keek them coming until I fall asleep at bar. coming right up you are on karaoke next stay awake
If you heard my voice. Then bar would empty in seconds. So no customers . I have heard your voice Frankie valli e
My singing voice is a cross between kermit the frog and ozzy osbourne with a sore throat as I said Frankie Valle big girls don't cry "
Keep the drinks coming. Still sober . If have enough . Could be persuaded to do karaoke | |||
