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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just described a lovely ladies boob as

Lovely proportioned semi detached with lovely aspects to the front and rear. .

This made me think how would an estate agent describe us fine people of fab.

I was going to go for poster above but it never really works.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"I’ve just described a lovely ladies boob as

Lovely proportioned semi detached with lovely aspects to the front and rear. .

This made me think how would an estate agent describe us fine people of fab.

I was going to go for poster above but it never really works. "

A long semi, south facing

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve just described a lovely ladies boob as

Lovely proportioned semi detached with lovely aspects to the front and rear. .

This made me think how would an estate agent describe us fine people of fab.

I was going to go for poster above but it never really works.

A long semi, south facing "

A very desirable development following classic design lines and well appointed throughout.

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By *ooking4othersMan  over a year ago

Here ...


"A very desirable development following classic design lines and well appointed throughout. "

Well appointed throughout with fruity frontage that will appeal to some.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fiddles

Like a fine wine this property has aged well over the years.

Provides a welcoming reception hall to all that visits.

Bright with good views surround the living areas from all angles.

The kitchen is fully equipped in all aspects.

The garden provides lots of different avenues to explore and runs wild in some areas when teased.

Bedrooms can be a bit tight but with a bit of navigation every one can gain access to the front and back.

The rear has enough space to park your bike and two cars.

And if that didn't make you smile or laugh Fiddles I give up as it is Friday after all ha ha

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles

Like a fine wine this property has aged well over the years.

Provides a welcoming reception hall to all that visits.

Bright with good views surround the living areas from all angles.

The kitchen is fully equipped in all aspects.

The garden provides lots of different avenues to explore and runs wild in some areas when teased.

Bedrooms can be a bit tight but with a bit of navigation every one can gain access to the front and back.

The rear has enough space to park your bike and two cars.

And if that didn't make you smile or laugh Fiddles I give up as it is Friday after all ha ha

"

It made me laugh and smile.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A very desirable development following classic design lines and well appointed throughout.

Well appointed throughout with fruity frontage that will appeal to some. "

In a superb isolated location where you can enjoy the naked pleasure of your surroundings.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dreamy eyes provides a lovely warm comfortable welcome. You’ll be immediately taken aback by the how easy on the eye the facade in but the real joy begins once you’re inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fiddles

Like a fine wine this property has aged well over the years.

Provides a welcoming reception hall to all that visits.

Bright with good views surround the living areas from all angles.

The kitchen is fully equipped in all aspects.

The garden provides lots of different avenues to explore and runs wild in some areas when teased.

Bedrooms can be a bit tight but with a bit of navigation every one can gain access to the front and back.

The rear has enough space to park your bike and two cars.

And if that didn't make you smile or laugh Fiddles I give up as it is Friday after all ha ha

It made me laugh and smile. "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dreamy eyes provides a lovely warm comfortable welcome. You’ll be immediately taken aback by the how easy on the eye the facade in but the real joy begins once you’re inside. "

Charming as always Fiddles

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

Excellent kerb appeal. Needs some modernisation. Easy access. Viewing essential

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By *alentedfMan  over a year ago

Near Newbury

Poor Kern appeal not a photogenic property.

Your have to use your imagination

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By *immyinreadingMan  over a year ago

henley on thames

Deceptively spacious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dreamy Eyes :

Great frontage , that will leave the neighbors with envy. Comes with a nice long passage to the rear

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Compact and bijoux

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Well insulated and sturdy

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dreamy Eyes :

Great frontage , that will leave the neighbors with envy. Comes with a nice long passage to the rear"

Ha ha ha brilliant

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dreamy Eyes :

Great frontage , that will leave the neighbors with envy. Comes with a nice long passage to the rear

Ha ha ha brilliant "

A,warm cosy cottage all the mod cons x

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Dreamy Eyes :

Great frontage , that will leave the neighbors with envy. Comes with a nice long passage to the rear

Ha ha ha brilliant

A,warm cosy cottage all the mod cons x"

A vivid, vibrant and unique property

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