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"I'm Capricarious - what's in store for me ?" Capricorn: You'll put a big smile on your face this week, thanks to a sudden urge to become a clown. | |||
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"Cancer - Go for it "Cancer: Nothing can stop you from achieving your dreams, except reality. | |||
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"Leo "Leo: With long work hours, romantic relationships, and getting 8 hours of sleep, it’s hard to find time to take a moment to remember that life is meaningless. | |||
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"Aries" Aries: Admitting you have a problem is the first stage of making that problem worse and all the more real. | |||
"Pieces " Pisces: Don’t listen to those who say you’re no good. They’re right, but don’t listen to them. | |||
"Pieces Pisces: Don’t listen to those who say you’re no good. They’re right, but don’t listen to them." I already know that. | |||
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"Gemineee-geminiii" Gemini: Consider your career choices. It's never too late to realize that you've wasted your life. | |||
"Gemineee-geminiii Gemini: Consider your career choices. It's never too late to realize that you've wasted your life."  | |||
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"Sagittarius, half man half horse "Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited. | |||
"Still a virgo "Virgo: Today will be the same as yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. And the day before that… | |||
"Sagittarius, half man half horse
Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited."Oh well this is bleak! Also Sagittarius | |||
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"Libra "Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous. | |||
"Libra
Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous."Gracias I dance with the devil to be honest  i won't need the glitter! | |||
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"Looks like I'm the only Scorpio then... Scorpio: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead. "Awww you beat me to it, although this pretty much sums up my reality right now  | |||
"Aquarius " Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one. | |||
"Taurus.." Taurus: Don't let romantic feelings get in the way of achieving world domination. | |||
"Aquarius Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one." Note to self avoid trains | |||
"Libra
Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.
Gracias
I dance with the devil to be honest i won't need the glitter!"How come bloody libras get glitter | |||
"Aquarius Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one." this actually is true... | |||
"Looks like I'm the only Scorpio then... Scorpio: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead.
Awww you beat me to it, although this pretty much sums up my reality right now " mine too | |||
"Sagittarius, half man half horse
Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited."Haha this sounds about right for me | |||
