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"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock "speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable | |||
"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock
speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery
there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing
he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable"OMG  | |||
"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person "I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz. It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it. Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya' There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief. So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge  | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "Some people are never satisfied  | |||
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"Bussy id take you over a man like Obi anyday "Ach you can have us both Room for a little 'un in that shower ? | |||
"Bussy id take you over a man like Obi anyday "Is that your sneaky way of suggesting a threesome? Lol | |||
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"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person
I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.
It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.
Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'
There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.
So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge "Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2 | |||
"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person
I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.
It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.
Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'
There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.
So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge
Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2 "Bring some big fuck off sunglasses then With my short legs, with them on (and a couple of vodka's in ya), I could pass for Bono too ! | |||
"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person
I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.
It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.
Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'
There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.
So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge
Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2
Bring some big fuck off sunglasses then
With my short legs, with them on (and a couple of vodka's in ya), I could pass for Bono too !"Bono's too up his own arse, I'll take you over him any day  | |||
"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock
speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery
there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing
he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable"Did the dog choke the chicken or just snack on a wing? | |||
" Bono's too up his own arse, I'll take you over him any day "All these people 'taking you over' other men - at least you're on top! | |||
"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock
speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery
there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing
he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable
Did the dog choke the chicken or just snack on a wing?"sadly i am the only one that chokes chicken chez bussy colin was however tossed across the room and subjected to a somewhat frustrated attack which left him minus a wing by the wonders of modern medicine though, a quick wash in the sink and a quick coating with a sticking plaster he is on the road to recovery that colin is some chicken. not to be underestimated at all ! | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "And you couldn't wish to met a nicer fella | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ?
And you couldn't wish to met a nicer fella "You will receive your commission in scones, jam and whipped cream very shortly | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "you forgot sensible, witty, funny,nice and entertaining . I think your a lovely chap | |||
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"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread' opps seems I have been "i am sending a slap down for you lady i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works ! | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ?
you forgot sensible, witty, funny,nice and entertaining . I think your a lovely chap "you can come again | |||
"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread' opps seems I have been "Hell did I fall for his wicked plan? | |||
"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread' opps seems I have been
i am sending a slap down for you lady
i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works !" I dont know what you mean about my mind I am an angel  | |||
"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread' opps seems I have been
Hell did I fall for his wicked plan?"Yep | |||
"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread' opps seems I have been
i am sending a slap down for you lady
i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works !
I dont know what you mean about my mind I am an angel "Yep as much an angel as I am | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "OO Have you now well we still love you so must be ok , lol | |||
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"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "just as i likes em, yeah bussy | |||
"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "lucky bar steward. | |||
" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick " I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone   | |||
" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone " hilarious (and NOT true!) | |||
" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone hilarious (and NOT true!) "Sorry Aphro, I took my specs off for the pic | |||
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"Could be worse. You could be ginger." 
You beat me to it! | |||
"Could be worse. You could be ginger.
You beat me to it!"Oh ffs! Ok ok I dye my hair aswell. I was a ginner baby! Anyone else wanna have a go
@scarl | |||
I'm one but don't tell anyone.
I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day. | |||
"Only ginners can call other ginners.
I'm one but don't tell anyone.
I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day. "*off to book an online wax | |||
"Only ginners can call other ginners.
I'm one but don't tell anyone.
I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day.
*off to book an online wax "Can they do it online over t'internet??!! Like on a webcam? I might try that, sounds like it wouldn't hurt. | |||
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"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick ....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "You forgot: Grumpy. Insane sense of humour. Northerner. And by far the worst of all..... Single Male. | |||
"Only ginners can call other ginners.
I'm one but don't tell anyone.
I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day.
*off to book an online wax
Can they do it online over t'internet??!! Like on a webcam? I might try that, sounds like it wouldn't hurt. "Lmao you knew what I meant grrr 
Meant I was off to book an apppointment (with a colouring ) I'll show you Saturday . (Joke!) | |||
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