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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My passport pic would only work if the lady in question liked guys with a shaved head and a vague look of criminality. As neither of these things are true for me I'm going to have to rely on my wit and charm.
Bloody good job her ladyship was stupid enough to fall for that else I'd be a lonely wanker 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm fucked I lack charm and I look like a bunny boiler in my passport photo 
 this is me!!! No charm and look like a serial killer "
Only in a morning, you look better in the afternoon  |
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"I'm fucked I lack charm and I look like a bunny boiler in my passport photo
this is me!!! No charm and look like a serial killer "
Bollocks…. I mean you have no charm but you look sexy so it makes up for it |
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"I don't have a passport so I would have to rely on my natural wit and charm.
And possibly flashing my boobs...
That might work  "
Sorry no other body photos exist I reckon you could charm without… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't even remember what my passport photo looks like, so won't commit that one just in case! 
..was called a charmer earlier, not sure they meant it though! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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My passport photo was taken when I was a) quite a bit younger and b) 9 stones heavier so yeah, I'd use that bad boy. And then people can be like "whoah Meli, you're stone cold hoochie mama" and then I can be all coy and bashful and catfish but in a good way (unless they are after supersized, rather than current grande me). |
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"I can't even remember what my passport photo looks like, so won't commit that one just in case!
..was called a charmer earlier, not sure they meant it though! "
1) old age..
2) I doubt it
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"My passport photo was taken when I was a) quite a bit younger and b) 9 stones heavier so yeah, I'd use that bad boy. And then people can be like "whoah Meli, you're stone cold hoochie mama" and then I can be all coy and bashful and catfish but in a good way (unless they are after supersized, rather than current grande me)."
Jesus Meli that’s amazing!  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
i don't have a current passport, so the picture was when i was 19,that would be misleading so I'll have to go with my total and utter lack of charm and hope being a blunt sarcastic cow who has a very caring steak works. |
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"Passport photo is actually really good this time lol
So jealous!!! Don’t think I’ve ever had a half decent passport pic!!! "
Prepared for it...went hairdressers and actually got ready for the pic instead of my usual..oh shit yeah I need one rush jobs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All fab photos have been wiped out….
You can rely on your natural charm to get a meet or you can share your passport photo…
Which do you choose?!?!?
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It’s gonna have to be my charm and the way I move my booty on the dance floor |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"My passport photo was taken when I was a) quite a bit younger and b) 9 stones heavier so yeah, I'd use that bad boy. And then people can be like "whoah Meli, you're stone cold hoochie mama" and then I can be all coy and bashful and catfish but in a good way (unless they are after supersized, rather than current grande me).
Jesus Meli that’s amazing! "
No Saff, no it's not. I have a whole heap of photos of me at my biggest and I just think why. I'm not even slim now. It's embarrassing. |
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"My passport photo was taken when I was a) quite a bit younger and b) 9 stones heavier so yeah, I'd use that bad boy. And then people can be like "whoah Meli, you're stone cold hoochie mama" and then I can be all coy and bashful and catfish but in a good way (unless they are after supersized, rather than current grande me).
Jesus Meli that’s amazing!
No Saff, no it's not. I have a whole heap of photos of me at my biggest and I just think why. I'm not even slim now. It's embarrassing. "
Nah not at all. Shows strength. I’d bloody embrace it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i don't have a current passport, so the picture was when i was 19,that would be misleading so I'll have to go with my total and utter lack of charm and hope being a blunt sarcastic cow who has a very caring steak works. "
You got my attention with steak tbh
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"i don't have a current passport, so the picture was when i was 19,that would be misleading so I'll have to go with my total and utter lack of charm and hope being a blunt sarcastic cow who has a very caring steak works.
You got my attention with steak tbh
Mr"
should be streak but i can cook you steak |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"All fab photos have been wiped out….
You can rely on your natural charm to get a meet or you can share your passport photo…
Which do you choose?!?!? "
I have never had a public photo other my profile pic but have never had any issues about getting meets. Sure be few eye rolls but it is simply truth whether people believe or not makes no difference. Charm I domt think comes into it, simply just being me.
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"I look completely different in my passport pic and I'm shy to shit on messaging first so I'm doomed
I do too… but I could literally get away with murder I reckon "
Rocking a blonde chin length Bob in mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charm for sure, I somehow have no ears on my passport photo, plus I look like a ghost criminal."
What's a ghost criminal? Sounds cool!!
Is there a gap in the movie genre there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charm for sure, I somehow have no ears on my passport photo, plus I look like a ghost criminal.
What's a ghost criminal? Sounds cool!!
Is there a gap in the movie genre there? "
Maybe, it’s pretty scary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would have to be natural charm and wit.
I think passport photo machines have been infiltrated by demons, or people who take photos for crime watch. All passport photos automatically accentuate or deminish any feature you have a complex about and some times just randomly. Do I even have ears? Was I actually in the film Snatch? |
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