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Kiss.
Tweak left nipple.
Spank arse playfully.
Tweak right nipple.
Motorboat between her breasts.
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards 4 times.
Remove penis.
Place forefinger into her vagina, resting your thumb above the clitoral hood.
Move arm backwards and forwards rythmically (singing Row your Boat to maintain timing)
Lick left nipple.
Repeat arm movements (singing Mr Lover Lover by Shaggy)
Take right nipple into mouth and roll tongue around 15 times clockwise, 10 anti clockwise, 13 times clockwise)
Repeat arm movements ( To the Benny Hill tune)
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards between 34 and 42 times.
Repeat arm movement sequence (To the full length version of Hocus Pocus by Focus).
If that doesn't do the trick, take up golf. |
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"What is the Key Secret to making a women GUSH??? Be great to see some feedback on this topic peeps!!!  "
Seriously I find it's easy for me, once kissing, touching, fingering, is in place.... Mental, physical connection... LUST  |
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"Kiss.
Tweak left nipple.
Spank arse playfully.
Tweak right nipple.
Motorboat between her breasts.
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards 4 times.
Remove penis.
Place forefinger into her vagina, resting your thumb above the clitoral hood.
Move arm backwards and forwards rythmically (singing Row your Boat to maintain timing)
Lick left nipple.
Repeat arm movements (singing Mr Lover Lover by Shaggy)
Take right nipple into mouth and roll tongue around 15 times clockwise, 10 anti clockwise, 13 times clockwise)
Repeat arm movements ( To the Benny Hill tune)
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards between 34 and 42 times.
Repeat arm movement sequence (To the full length version of Hocus Pocus by Focus).
If that doesn't do the trick, take up golf."
Up up down down left right left right B A start...
Oh wait, that was for sega  |
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"Kiss.
Tweak left nipple.
Spank arse playfully.
Tweak right nipple.
Motorboat between her breasts.
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards 4 times.
Remove penis.
Place forefinger into her vagina, resting your thumb above the clitoral hood.
Move arm backwards and forwards rythmically (singing Row your Boat to maintain timing)
Lick left nipple.
Repeat arm movements (singing Mr Lover Lover by Shaggy)
Take right nipple into mouth and roll tongue around 15 times clockwise, 10 anti clockwise, 13 times clockwise)
Repeat arm movements ( To the Benny Hill tune)
Insert penis.
Move arse backwards and forwards between 34 and 42 times.
Repeat arm movement sequence (To the full length version of Hocus Pocus by Focus).
If that doesn't do the trick, take up golf.
Up up down down left right left right B A start...
Oh wait, that was for sega "
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"A little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7. 7... 7... 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!"
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""A little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7. 7... 7... 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7! 7!"
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Up up down down left right left right B A start...
Oh wait, that was for sega
That was SONIC cheat. I rememeber that
Wasn't it up, down, left, right, A and start simultaneously? "
Wrong. It wasn't sega or Sonic.
That was the "Konami Code" on the original NES.  |
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