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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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over a year ago
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If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x"
Sounds perfect… do you have a particular fragrance you prefer. I’ve coconut bath creme  |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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Maybe you should have added salt, vinegar and ketchup before eating. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x"
Or wear a nose peg.  |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg. "
Must admit I’d probably get the message if I turned up and he’d run me a bath! |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg. "
Hahaha well that wouldn’t be very nice to see. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Hahaha well that wouldn’t be very nice to see. "
Id say I'd just come from the swimming pool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Must admit I’d probably get the message if I turned up and he’d run me a bath! "
Haha the first time I might not notice, but if it was every time I'd probably get a bit self conscious! |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Hahaha well that wouldn’t be very nice to see.
Id say I'd just come from the swimming pool. "
Let’s hope you never have to make such an excuse |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you mean you won't give oral to any woman?
An unpleasant smell is often due to an infection or BV, cleanliness doesn't come into it in fact being too clean can cause it."
Absolutely - often mistaken for poor hygiene but in fact more often than not a result of OCD hygiene.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Must admit I’d probably get the message if I turned up and he’d run me a bath! "
Or stood there with the shower head to wash your foof. |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Must admit I’d probably get the message if I turned up and he’d run me a bath!
Or stood there with the shower head to wash your foof. "
Yeah |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Hahaha well that wouldn’t be very nice to see.
Id say I'd just come from the swimming pool.
Let’s hope you never have to make such an excuse "
I think I'd be a bit more diplomatic.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Or wear a nose peg.
Must admit I’d probably get the message if I turned up and he’d run me a bath! "
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh  .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
That would be very unexpected yet creative solutions: Febreeze! "
Wouldn’t even want to know how that would feel, the sting!!!! |
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
That would be very unexpected yet creative solutions: Febreeze!
Wouldn’t even want to know how that would feel, the sting!!!! "
It’s either a sting of the nose or the skin.. depending on which side you’re on |
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
That would be very unexpected yet creative solutions: Febreeze!
Wouldn’t even want to know how that would feel, the sting!!!!
It’s either a sting of the nose or the skin.. depending on which side you’re on "
Neither would be best |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?"
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread. |
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread. "
Oh. I’m sorry  |
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread. "
I'm not being rude but aren't you basically saying you won't go down on a woman because you're concerned she'll smell bad?
I might have misunderstood if so I'm sorry |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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Such a charmer lol. |
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread.
I'm not being rude but aren't you basically saying you won't go down on a woman because you're concerned she'll smell bad?
I might have misunderstood if so I'm sorry"
I don't think you've misunderstood. He had a bad experience and he's been put off. Well that's how I read it, he's putting it down to his OCD though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just keep a handy bag of baby wipes close by for such occasions. Give it a little clean down then you can have a munch!
 . Pampers wipes get anything clean!"
If its infected, use dettol wipes instead. They kill 99.9% of bacteria, which will leave an infected free beef curtain lunch.....and if you use the lemon scented ones, it's exactly like having a scampi dinner! |
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"Just keep a handy bag of baby wipes close by for such occasions. Give it a little clean down then you can have a munch!
. Pampers wipes get anything clean!
If its infected, use dettol wipes instead. They kill 99.9% of bacteria, which will leave an infected free beef curtain lunch.....and if you use the lemon scented ones, it's exactly like having a scampi dinner! "
Hahhahahahahahahha Mr Bants you crack me up |
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Lots of ladies can’t tolerate soap in the very intimate area. Understandable and everyone's right, of course.
The second lady I went down on was one of these. Immaculate everywhere else, but just very…natural down below. I’ll admit, I struggled, but muscled down my distaste. I feel you, OP.
But, one can’t suggest sandblasting a woman's wick-whack before every meet. Also, if a man wanted me to bathe before he’d come near me, I'd be offended as hell.
With more experiences of giving oral, you’ll probably learn what’s normal and natural, and what’s downright nasty. In these cases, proffering the use of your shower, and not meeting again is a reasonable option.
Incidentally, posting this and being known as the guy who publicly posts when a woman doesn’t meet his smell test, might solve the problem for you!
Hard to be bothered by offensive vaginas when none are in the vicinity for the foreseeable future, after all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain! "
'scratch and sniff' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean you won't give oral to any woman?
An unpleasant smell is often due to an infection or BV, cleanliness doesn't come into it in fact being too clean can cause it."
What a lot of people with vaginas dot realise is that their vagina is self cleaning, and they only need to use plain water on the inside, and use soap/body wash on the vulva/mons pubis. If hair doesn't grow there, you don't need to use soap! |
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"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain! "
You’re giving away all your secrets |
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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
I did once go down on a woman who wasn’t the freshest. Try as I might, after trying to “push through” and even after actually saying something and then giving it a clean (at her suggestion so I guess I must have been doing right!!) it was no good.
I have since learned that some women’s smell will never be right for me and others can have been working a full day of hard labour and I’ll happily munch for hours. Apparently it’s one of Nature’s ways of telling you who you are compatible with.
This may not be everyone’s experience but I would be interested to hear other people’s opinion |
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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain!
You’re giving away all your secrets "
LOL. I do this. Works well |
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"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain!
You’re giving away all your secrets
LOL. I do this. Works well "
You think we don’t do similar? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread. "
All laughing aside - the issue seems to be on your end not the ladies. Most flowers have smell, just like flowers of the organic kind, if your nose is super sensitive or if you are as you say OCD, this could increase your sensitivity of smell. In which case I’d either say, don’t go down on her, or go down on her & keep your thoughts to yourself for fear of an insult & possibly a slap, or go to the dr. |
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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain!
You’re giving away all your secrets
LOL. I do this. Works well
You think we don’t do similar? "
God I hope so. What waste of time and effort if the end result is “feck off smelly”!! |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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Don’t worry about the OCD as long as you do a minimum of 1 hour |
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!"
I would just like to clarify that that was a joke and under no circumstances should anyone use febreeze on their genitals. I will not be held responsible if anyone does |
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!
I would just like to clarify that that was a joke and under no circumstances should anyone use febreeze on their genitals. I will not be held responsible if anyone does "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The other option here is the "fingerbang sniff test"
When standing kissing her "upper lips" try feeding the pony for a wee while then give her a quick cuddle. When your arms are around her, this is your opportunity to sniff your fingers.
This will give you an idea of wether is worthwhile going down to her "lower lips" or swerving loves great fountain!
You’re giving away all your secrets
LOL. I do this. Works well
You think we don’t do similar?
God I hope so. What waste of time and effort if the end result is “feck off smelly”!! "
I actually ended up (in the nicest way possible) doing something like this with a lady once. Not from here. Just a random I picked up in a bar in Denmark one night!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!
I would just like to clarify that that was a joke and under no circumstances should anyone use febreeze on their genitals. I will not be held responsible if anyone does "
Is this before or after injecting bleach?
Just trying to get things straight! |
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!
I would just like to clarify that that was a joke and under no circumstances should anyone use febreeze on their genitals. I will not be held responsible if anyone does
Is this before or after injecting bleach?
Just trying to get things straight! "
Bleach is for the eyes on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kinda gagged a little reading this thread …….
Get yir minge out and give us a wiff! "
None touches me unless I know I’m ultra clean and smelling like strawbs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did once go down on a woman who wasn’t the freshest. Try as I might, after trying to “push through” and even after actually saying something and then giving it a clean (at her suggestion so I guess I must have been doing right!!) it was no good.
I have since learned that some women’s smell will never be right for me and others can have been working a full day of hard labour and I’ll happily munch for hours. Apparently it’s one of Nature’s ways of telling you who you are compatible with.
This may not be everyone’s experience but I would be interested to hear other people’s opinion "
Totally think this is true. And the same goes for me with men. If they don't taste delicious, I know something's wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kinda gagged a little reading this thread …….
Get yir minge out and give us a wiff!
None touches me unless I know I’m ultra clean and smelling like strawbs
Bloody love strawbs "
Behave |
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"I kinda gagged a little reading this thread …….
Get yir minge out and give us a wiff!
None touches me unless I know I’m ultra clean and smelling like strawbs
Bloody love strawbs
Behave "
You don’t mean that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!"
I totally agree with you here 1000000000%. We all love the taste, feel and aroma of her petal. However if her flower just doesn't meet certain requirements(hygiene) then it can be incredibly tricky to go down there. Of course the same applies to man's mickey too. To be fair we're all in the same boat. |
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"I think I would prefer the natural taste over that of Fabreeze or any kind of…. Carpet cleaner!!
I totally agree with you here 1000000000%. We all love the taste, feel and aroma of her petal. However if her flower just doesn't meet certain requirements(hygiene) then it can be incredibly tricky to go down there. Of course the same applies to man's mickey too. To be fair we're all in the same boat. "
Too true. I like a clean mickey |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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"I kinda gagged a little reading this thread …….
Get yir minge out and give us a wiff!
None touches me unless I know I’m ultra clean and smelling like strawbs "
Nope, I won't say it, I'm going to resist making any jokes about loving strawberries, especially with cream on... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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Why not tell her
Instead of trying to embarrass the poor woman |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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Been there and febreze wouldn’t have been enough - a grenade maybe? Ohhh jeez boak flashbacks !!! |
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"Smelling of urine is a cleanliness thing and I've had that before with a lady. I tried to discreetly move my head away and use my hand instead. "
my experience wasn’t urine - I genuinely don’t know what it was. Never smelt it before or since thankfully x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having had OCD for a long time, oral is something I can't do. Giving or receiving. Though lately I bought these oral dam pants called Lorals. I am still to try them out though. Honestly, if you have an understanding and communicative sexual partner, I don't think there are many intimacy issues which are insurmountable |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
Why not tell her
Instead of trying to embarrass the poor woman "
Exactly! I have had this happen to me (so much its a trigger of my anxiety )
He told me I had a particular taste and smell because of my size despite before hand saying I don't enjoy it anyway. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
Why not tell her
Instead of trying to embarrass the poor woman
Exactly! I have had this happen to me (so much its a trigger of my anxiety )
He told me I had a particular taste and smell because of my size despite before hand saying I don't enjoy it anyway. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just keep a handy bag of baby wipes close by for such occasions. Give it a little clean down then you can have a munch!
. Pampers wipes get anything clean!
If its infected, use dettol wipes instead. They kill 99.9% of bacteria, which will leave an infected free beef curtain lunch.....and if you use the lemon scented ones, it's exactly like having a scampi dinner! "
That’s funny…!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x"
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kinda gagged a little reading this thread …….
Get yir minge out and give us a wiff!
None touches me unless I know I’m ultra clean and smelling like strawbs
Nope, I won't say it, I'm going to resist making any jokes about loving strawberries, especially with cream on... "
Duuuuudeeee, I just read this and it’s 8.01 am … too early |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x"
Can you fit candles, bubble bath and rose petals in there? In or out of the bottle. Lol
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Can you fit candles, bubble bath and rose petals in there? In or out of the bottle. Lol
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I once out 10 dinner candles (the thin ones) in mine on a cam show for someone |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Can you fit candles, bubble bath and rose petals in there? In or out of the bottle. Lol
I once out 10 dinner candles (the thin ones) in mine on a cam show for someone "
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Apparently putting some toothpaste on the end of your tongue gives a nice tingly feeling for the lady and will be minty fresh for you too
.. Although likely she'll get BV after the meet, but hey ho |
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"Apparently putting some toothpaste on the end of your tongue gives a nice tingly feeling for the lady and will be minty fresh for you too
.. Although likely she'll get BV after the meet, but hey ho "
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread.
I'm not being rude but aren't you basically saying you won't go down on a woman because you're concerned she'll smell bad?
I might have misunderstood if so I'm sorry"
No you didn't misunderstand it. But to be fair would you go down on a man if he' smells'?
You know, it's a really tough issue in life. On the one hand you don't want to hurt or upset your partner or potential partner, yet at the same time you know your own limits on you would and won't do. |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss. "
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”? "
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature. |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature. "
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly? |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?"
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?"
I would massage her flower(including her G spot) with my hands and give her all the love and attention she needs and obviously have sex. BUT if she's rather strong down there then I'm afraid I can't kiss her flower. |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?
I would massage her flower(including her G spot) with my hands and give her all the love and attention she needs and obviously have sex. BUT if she's rather strong down there then I'm afraid I can't kiss her flower. "
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?
I would massage her flower(including her G spot) with my hands and give her all the love and attention she needs and obviously have sex. BUT if she's rather strong down there then I'm afraid I can't kiss her flower.
Ah I see. So you must do the sniff your fingers trick? "
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?
I would massage her flower(including her G spot) with my hands and give her all the love and attention she needs and obviously have sex. BUT if she's rather strong down there then I'm afraid I can't kiss her flower.
Ah I see. So you must do the sniff your fingers trick? "
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Isn’t it a bit like the same or similar to when people have really smelly breaths or don’t brush/floss properly? Like it’s awkward but damn, it needs to be addressed especially when going for a kiss… |
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over a year ago
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"Isn’t it a bit like the same or similar to when people have really smelly breaths or don’t brush/floss properly? Like it’s awkward but damn, it needs to be addressed especially when going for a kiss… "
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"A real man would eat a stinkin flower and not complain! A stinky pinky means you take real good care of it.  "
Yes I know. They are quite frankly out of this world. I take my hat off to them. You know the human saliva is an amazing barrier to fighting off all sorts of germs. |
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"Isn’t it a bit like the same or similar to when people have really smelly breaths or don’t brush/floss properly? Like it’s awkward but damn, it needs to be addressed especially when going for a kiss…
Girrrrl "
only speaking the truth
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
Sounds perfect… do you have a particular fragrance you prefer. I’ve coconut bath creme "
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Isn’t it a bit like the same or similar to when people have really smelly breaths or don’t brush/floss properly? Like it’s awkward but damn, it needs to be addressed especially when going for a kiss…
Girrrrl
only speaking the truth
I don’t want to kiss or be kissed in the morning unless I brushed and he should brush too x "
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I have a nose like a drug sniffer dog, which is far from fun in crowded places, I can tell you! Also I worked in gynae, and can occasionally even suggest what a problem might be. I identified that a lovely gentleman had trichimoniasis and got us both a course of antibiotics before being properly intimate. My point is, if the lady does have a health issue, it’s possible to approach it sensitively, maturely, and without making someone feel dirty. Also there are hundreds of pharmacy sites that do a one day delivery of the required meds to your door, after completing an embarrassment-free online questionnaire. Not dodgy places, either, but high street pharmacies.
Sometimes a bit of sensitivity and honesty can really be the helpful thing to do.
Forum threads announcing your distaste? Not so much. I’d be truly devastated to read jokes about pony-feeding sniff tests, and Grimsby fish market, if it was me. I’d probably leave Fab.
Also, it may well not be your OCD, a term which is bandied about like it's a positive trait. Clinical OCD is ghastly and debilitating. In fact, hardly anyone would find unpleasant smells arousing, other than the odd fetishist!
If you like this lady, OP, and her intimate hygiene is the only barrier, send a kind and inoffensive message. I’m more than happy to help draft one for you, if it helps?
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over a year ago
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"I have a nose like a drug sniffer dog, which is far from fun in crowded places, I can tell you! Also I worked in gynae, and can occasionally even suggest what a problem might be. I identified that a lovely gentleman had trichimoniasis and got us both a course of antibiotics before being properly intimate. My point is, if the lady does have a health issue, it’s possible to approach it sensitively, maturely, and without making someone feel dirty. Also there are hundreds of pharmacy sites that do a one day delivery of the required meds to your door, after completing an embarrassment-free online questionnaire. Not dodgy places, either, but high street pharmacies.
Sometimes a bit of sensitivity and honesty can really be the helpful thing to do.
Forum threads announcing your distaste? Not so much. I’d be truly devastated to read jokes about pony-feeding sniff tests, and Grimsby fish market, if it was me. I’d probably leave Fab.
Also, it may well not be your OCD, a term which is bandied about like it's a positive trait. Clinical OCD is ghastly and debilitating. In fact, hardly anyone would find unpleasant smells arousing, other than the odd fetishist!
If you like this lady, OP, and her intimate hygiene is the only barrier, send a kind and inoffensive message. I’m more than happy to help draft one for you, if it helps?
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"I’m sorry op but you do make me laugh .
What did you do? Did you say anything? Get the febreeze out?
You know Nora dear I'm not being funny but you never seem to take me seriously at all. I mean this was supposed to be an incredibly sensitive thread.
I'm not being rude but aren't you basically saying you won't go down on a woman because you're concerned she'll smell bad?
I might have misunderstood if so I'm sorry
No you didn't misunderstand it. But to be fair would you go down on a man if he' smells'?
You know, it's a really tough issue in life. On the one hand you don't want to hurt or upset your partner or potential partner, yet at the same time you know your own limits on you would and won't do."
No I wouldn't go down on a guy who smelled bad but I was understanding that you won't go down on a woman "in case" she smells bad. There's a subtle difference |
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over a year ago
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
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How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
????"
I'm glad you asked me this.
There's actually been more than one ladies. And each time I've just never been able or known how to address the issue with them. Because you fear that you may hurt them. And that is the last thing you'd want to do. But it's a mystery as to why they were not aware of it. Anyway if one of my lovers posted about this dilemma(obviously she didn't mention me by name. As I have not mentioned her either) about a certain person (me), I would be so happy. Because now I know why she couldn't go down there. So now I can 'fix' it.
Anyway who said anything about 'making a film about it'? There's nothing in my thread about making a film.
The good news is that having a smelly flower or mickey has no affect on one's sex drive(libido). It just means oral is out of bounds. Of course you still have amazing sex. Me personally I LOVE oral. It's like having dinner without dessert. |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
????
I'm glad you asked me this.
There's actually been more than one ladies. And each time I've just never been able or known how to address the issue with them. Because you fear that you may hurt them. And that is the last thing you'd want to do. But it's a mystery as to why they were not aware of it. Anyway if one of my lovers posted about this dilemma(obviously she didn't mention me by name. As I have not mentioned her either) about a certain person (me), I would be so happy. Because now I know why she couldn't go down there. So now I can 'fix' it.
Anyway who said anything about 'making a film about it'? There's nothing in my thread about making a film.
The good news is that having a smelly flower or mickey has no affect on one's sex drive(libido). It just means oral is out of bounds. Of course you still have amazing sex. Me personally I LOVE oral. It's like having dinner without dessert. "
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The truth of it is, we all have a “scent”. Even if sometimes we cannot smell it. It’s the whole pheromone thing. There will be people you are attracted to because of their scent and people you want to turn away from. It’s neither good nor bad. It just is. Notwithstanding everything I have written above. The lady in question may have been poorly (in some small way) and just had her system knocked slightly out of balance. I have experienced this where my (ex) wife tasted different after having a cold or flu. It is certainly no stain or tarnish on her hygiene or cleanliness. |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
????
I'm glad you asked me this.
There's actually been more than one ladies. And each time I've just never been able or known how to address the issue with them. Because you fear that you may hurt them. And that is the last thing you'd want to do. But it's a mystery as to why they were not aware of it. Anyway if one of my lovers posted about this dilemma(obviously she didn't mention me by name. As I have not mentioned her either) about a certain person (me), I would be so happy. Because now I know why she couldn't go down there. So now I can 'fix' it.
Anyway who said anything about 'making a film about it'? There's nothing in my thread about making a film.
The good news is that having a smelly flower or mickey has no affect on one's sex drive(libido). It just means oral is out of bounds. Of course you still have amazing sex. Me personally I LOVE oral. It's like having dinner without dessert. "
OP u should just be honest but tactful with the women u are with who u think have got this problem
Just word it carefully, if you do it they will probably take it better and not offensively. And u might actually do them a favour to find out if there’s a bacterial infection or for them to look better after themselves. It’s a win win situation
If I smelled of BO (I don’t but I’m just saying) or I had a smelly breath, I’d like to be put on the side and told so I can address it. Sometimes people don’t realise that they smell and yeah, I think with a gentle nudge it might give them the consciousness to address the “problem”
I’d be mortified if I smelled bad … |
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"If you're particularly nose sensitive, why don't you draw the lady a bath when she comes over? Candles, bubble bath, rose petals etc... Give her a shoulder and breast massage while she's in there. Make it romantic and seductive, and then when she gets out you can go down on her x
I'm not nose sensitive Kitty. It's just if there's a particular aroma there is, thus the taste would be affected too. However in an ideal world having candles, bubble baths, massaging one's partner would be the perfect way to set up the mood for bliss.
Bliss as in you talking about yourself as the third party here or actual “bliss”?
I'm talking about myself Nora. This is a subject matter that's tickled me for quite a while. Because I've known some really lovely ladies that have these issues. Unfortunately I've never been able to address it directly or indirectly with them.
But then again I've known certain men(no I didn't have a relationship with them) who are so bad that we all had to keep a distance. But you know its human nature.
So are you saying you won’t do it at all in case they’re smelly? Like you can’t take that risk. Or you do it then stop because it’s smelly?
I would massage her flower(including her G spot) with my hands and give her all the love and attention she needs and obviously have sex. BUT if she's rather strong down there then I'm afraid I can't kiss her flower.
Ah I see. So you must do the sniff your fingers trick?
Well how else would he know? Just being realistic here. "
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Did she smell of woman ?
Is that what scared you ?
The acrid odour of pee is a no no.
B.O. is a no no.
Fish is a no no.
Pungent Musky Pussy is perfectly natural.
I suggest you stuff your nose with cotton wool soaked in tcp and get on with it matey. |
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I had an ex who just had a different smell and taste about her. It wasnt a bad smell or taste but not as nice as others I've been with. It was just her natural odour I guess....no amount of washing would disguise it!
I still lapped it all up because she got pleasure from it!
Get down there and get your tongue in the holiest of holies and stop smell shaming her fishy pocket!  |
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"I had an ex who just had a different smell and taste about her. It wasnt a bad smell or taste but not as nice as others I've been with. It was just her natural odour I guess....no amount of washing would disguise it!
I still lapped it all up because she got pleasure from it!
Get down there and get your tongue in the holiest of holies and stop smell shaming her fishy pocket! "
Same for gents with a cheesy wotsit…. |
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Ah I see. So you must do the sniff your fingers trick?
Well how else would he know? Just being realistic here.
What if he just ate a bag of cheesey wotsits
Or scampi fries. "
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
????
I'm glad you asked me this.
There's actually been more than one ladies. And each time I've just never been able or known how to address the issue with them. Because you fear that you may hurt them. And that is the last thing you'd want to do. But it's a mystery as to why they were not aware of it. Anyway if one of my lovers posted about this dilemma(obviously she didn't mention me by name. As I have not mentioned her either) about a certain person (me), I would be so happy. Because now I know why she couldn't go down there. So now I can 'fix' it.
Anyway who said anything about 'making a film about it'? There's nothing in my thread about making a film.
The good news is that having a smelly flower or mickey has no affect on one's sex drive(libido). It just means oral is out of bounds. Of course you still have amazing sex. Me personally I LOVE oral. It's like having dinner without dessert. "
Flower and mickey. Love it . My 2 new words for the Nora dictionary |
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"I'm sure that like most men here(everyone?) loves oral. In fact I can't have sex until I've spent a minimum of an hours foreplay, oral, kissing, massaging, eye gaze, ect... But I'm increasingly OCD when it comes hygiene and cleanliness. And no matter how pretty she is I just can't do it. I remembers one time there was this lady who was so cute, but crikey she had the smelliest flower ever.
How would your feel if a woman you met said you had a stinky flower
And wrote a thread about your smelly flower then made a film about your smelly bush flower
????
I'm glad you asked me this.
There's actually been more than one ladies. And each time I've just never been able or known how to address the issue with them. Because you fear that you may hurt them. And that is the last thing you'd want to do. But it's a mystery as to why they were not aware of it. Anyway if one of my lovers posted about this dilemma(obviously she didn't mention me by name. As I have not mentioned her either) about a certain person (me), I would be so happy. Because now I know why she couldn't go down there. So now I can 'fix' it.
Anyway who said anything about 'making a film about it'? There's nothing in my thread about making a film.
The good news is that having a smelly flower or mickey has no affect on one's sex drive(libido). It just means oral is out of bounds. Of course you still have amazing sex. Me personally I LOVE oral. It's like having dinner without dessert.
Flower and mickey. Love it . My 2 new words for the Nora dictionary "
I thought you knew these world famous sayings Nora xcxc |
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I see what you did there with your subliminal message 