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People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. |
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas  "
I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody |
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"That would hurt an witch part lol
The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off "
What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ? |
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"People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. "
This happened to a friend of mine who was told she was too "vivacious" lol. |
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"That would hurt an witch part lol
The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off
What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ?"
Yes I was thinking maybe cheese grater. Or put it on one of those things they have in kebab shops and slice to required girth. |
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"That would hurt an witch part lol
The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off
What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ?
Yes I was thinking maybe cheese grater. Or put it on one of those things they have in kebab shops and slice to required girth. "
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas
I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody "
The old ones are the best |
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"People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. "
It would take a serious-sized ego to believe that, coming from you. |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas "
The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!
Although the extra weight could be an issue... |
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas
I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody
The old ones are the best "
What? No this actually happened. I was out on the pull |
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"Too formites meet for a shag. "Am I too tight?" She asks. "No, just full" he replies ;-p
(Feel free to adjust the genders accordingly)"
When she fanny farted, she got out of it by saying "Oh darling....you've cum TOO much" |
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas
The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!
Although the extra weight could be an issue..."
These things are available. I bought a partner an ohnut to stop him bashing into my cervix. It worked brilliantly well - he's now several hundred miles away from me and my cervix.  |
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"People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. "
Yep that was exactly my thoughts, just couldn't be arsed telling you why she was leaving so picked on something that you couldn't alter |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas
The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!
Although the extra weight could be an issue...
These things are available. I bought a partner an ohnut to stop him bashing into my cervix. It worked brilliantly well - he's now several hundred miles away from me and my cervix. "
You can’t stop progress!  |
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I once had the lady of a couple i met regularly say "there's my big mutant cock" as she was pulling down my boxers
Being honest I was a bit taken aback and unsure if I'd been complimented or insulted. She assured me it was a compliment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. "
That’s very nice of you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For so long I thoight I wasn’t gifted with a big dick and even sometimes now I think if it is but when ever I meet a girl for some reason they all use “snake” or “anaconda” to describe it lol. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"For so long I thoight I wasn’t gifted with a big dick and even sometimes now I think if it is but when ever I meet a girl for some reason they all use “snake” or “anaconda” to describe it lol. "
Congratulations
Does it swim |
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"For so long I thoight I wasn’t gifted with a big dick and even sometimes now I think if it is but when ever I meet a girl for some reason they all use “snake” or “anaconda” to describe it lol.
Congratulations
Does it swim "
depending on the day, usually it’s sleeping so just lays in the water |
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Ive never had anyone leave a meet but had plenty that never turned up. Probably because my dicks so mahooosive or they know they couldn’t. Cope with my animal prowess!!
Probably both in fact - not that they’re time wasting arseholes - definitely not that!!  |
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"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys "
Well, I’m assuming you can’t do anything about your huge massive big cock so the only other alternative is a bigger cunt….assuming, of course, the issue with the lady who left was that her vag was too small for you? It’s a dilemma, isn’t it? After all, any lady who offers to help will then be assumed to have a big wife saggy flappy foof. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys "
You need to find a tall lady... Taller ladies have longer vaginas compared to average height ladies. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys
You need to find a tall lady... Taller ladies have longer vaginas compared to average height ladies. "
What that your way of saying 'no thanks'? |
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