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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x
Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x "
I expected this to be a euphemism  fab really has twisted my melon |
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x
Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x
I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon "
Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x |
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x
Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x
I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon
Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x"
Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please |
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x
Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x
I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon
Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x
Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please"
The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten |
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x
Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x
I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon
Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x
Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please
The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten "
You're too kind.
I wonder is watching somebody eat delicious treats a kink  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?"
Damn right if you want some bring a glass |
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass "
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle "
What and down the park too |
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle
What and down the park too"
Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle
What and down the park too
Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? "
Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now |
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle
What and down the park too
Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?
Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now "
Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle
What and down the park too
Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?
Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now
Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout "
All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed. |
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Can i have 24 Trojan extra large extra strong condoms, a 20ml bottle of greasemup anal lube, 12 D size batteries, 2 pairs of lemon marigold rubber gloves 3lts of cola , a garlic press and an 8 inch turkey baster!! Quiet night in tonight i think! |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Can i have 24 Trojan extra large extra strong condoms, a 20ml bottle of greasemup anal lube, 12 D size batteries, 2 pairs of lemon marigold rubber gloves 3lts of cola , a garlic press and an 8 inch turkey baster!! Quiet night in tonight i think! "
Really Trojan extra large, the checkout lady will think I've shrunk |
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please
Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.
Where's my cider you bounder
In the fridge
Your fridge?
Damn right if you want some bring a glass
Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle
What and down the park too
Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?
Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now
Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout
All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed."
You're not wrong, I liked my playgrounds with the risk of injury |
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over a year ago
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"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea
Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready 
I'm having a shower first if you want to join me  "
Only if I can scrub your back  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea
Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready
I'm having a shower first if you want to join me
Only if I can scrub your back "
Oh Yes |
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Looks like you'll have to go down to Tesco cos they won't be coming to you. Get your lazy asses off the sofa people & go out & do something for a change!
I am often staggered how we have become a lazy nation of people who now can't do anything unless it's delivered to our doorstep. Whoever wrote Disney's Wall:E film was very forward sighted as to how humans are getting fatter & lazier demanding everything now with no effort on their part to get it. One very prophetic film that.  |
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