"Nora, I'm talking bout being able to get naked outside not just trousers down and knickers down"
There’s the big park with the lake but I got chased by the geese there. They might have ya pecker off  |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot 
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance "
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go. |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go. "
Keep it classy |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Keep it classy "
Adam you know I always keep it classy. I coulda said Aldi! |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Keep it classy
Adam you know I always keep it classy. I coulda said Aldi!"
I may have been around by the bins at Lidl 
Don’t slut-shame me  |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go. "
Since your bringing a trolley it certainly can assist with multiple sex positions whilst your candle burns in the wind  |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Since your bringing a trolley it certainly can assist with multiple sex positions whilst your candle burns in the wind "
I was thinking that . Trolley sex! |
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"What about other areas where its quiet and private and can in the full nude??"
You might need to drive into the sticks a bit
It’s pretty built up around Stevenage! Maybe watton at stone. Knebworth |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Since your bringing a trolley it certainly can assist with multiple sex positions whilst your candle burns in the wind
I was thinking that . Trolley sex! "
Next best selling book: Trolley Sutra (with a candle and Asda recyclable bag / condom )  |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Keep it classy
Adam you know I always keep it classy. I coulda said Aldi!
I may have been around by the bins at Lidl
Don’t slut-shame me "
Oh god Adam! Did you pick up one of
Their brownies though. They’re lush |
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"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Since your bringing a trolley it certainly can assist with multiple sex positions whilst your candle burns in the wind
I was thinking that . Trolley sex!
Next best selling book: Trolley Sutra (with a candle and Asda recyclable bag / condom ) "
Oi! Don’t you be nicking
my idea |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Behind asda, where abouts?
In between the trolleys and the bins. There’s a blind spot
sounds nice... maybe bring a candle to enhance the ambiance
A big thick one. Would fit in the bit of the trolley where the flowers go.
Since your bringing a trolley it certainly can assist with multiple sex positions whilst your candle burns in the wind
I was thinking that . Trolley sex!
Next best selling book: Trolley Sutra (with a candle and Asda recyclable bag / condom )
Oi! Don’t you be nicking
my idea "
Wouldn’t as not Dora the Explorer lol |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Yeah it is abit isn't it as I want that outdoor fun
Do you have a garden? May be your best option
Could always nick a trolley and put it in there for effect. "
Maybe a few baskets can add to an alluring ambiance |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Just looking on Google maps see if that gives me a light bulb moment
Have you keyed in places to get naked? "
Didn’t realize you had to ask google maps for permission... will ignore maps I think ?? |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"I'm scoping around seeing if there's any roads that lead off somewhere or forest area which could be private
Not many forests in the nidge"
Plenty of untrimmed bushes though so maybe not a bad plan |
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