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Best non offensive way to curse?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sugar and fudge are the obvious ones but if I have to make a quick change then 'Fuck' becomes 'Fffffank you very much'  "
Fffffank you very much Arkwright ( ok, I'm already running)!!!!   |
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Shizzle.
Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.
But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*
*I often fail miserably   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shizzle.
Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.
But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*
*I often fail miserably "
I forget it and use it all the time |
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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago
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"Shizzle.
Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.
But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*
*I often fail miserably "
Isn’t cunt one of the oldest known words? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read."
I still say it and Christopher caruthers (not sure if that's spelled right). Wasn't Bennett a bungling army officer or somesuch? |
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"Shizzle.
Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.
But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*
*I often fail miserably
I forget it and use it all the time "
I hear ya, sis  |
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"Shizzle.
Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.
But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*
*I often fail miserably
Isn’t cunt one of the oldest known words? "
Haven’t a scooby, flower  |
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"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read."
I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damnit, Balls, sugar. Although most of the time it's just loud random noises while I try to not trip over my own tongue which my children find hilarious  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read.
I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett "
No relation then?
The Gordon Bennett Aviation Trophy was an international airplane racing trophy awarded by James Gordon Bennett Jr., the American owner and publisher of the New York Herald newspaper. The trophy is one of three Gordon Bennett awards: Bennett was also the sponsor of an automobile race and a ballooning competition.[1][2]
The terms of the trophy competition were the same as those of the Schneider Trophy: each race was hosted by the nation which had won the preceding race, and the trophy would be won outright by the nation whose team won the race three times in succession. Accordingly, after Joseph Sadi-Lecointe's victory in 1920 the Trophy became the permanent possession of the Aéro-Club de France.[1] |
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"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read.
I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett
No relation then?
The Gordon Bennett Aviation Trophy was an international airplane racing trophy awarded by James Gordon Bennett Jr., the American owner and publisher of the New York Herald newspaper. The trophy is one of three Gordon Bennett awards: Bennett was also the sponsor of an automobile race and a ballooning competition.[1][2]
The terms of the trophy competition were the same as those of the Schneider Trophy: each race was hosted by the nation which had won the preceding race, and the trophy would be won outright by the nation whose team won the race three times in succession. Accordingly, after Joseph Sadi-Lecointe's victory in 1920 the Trophy became the permanent possession of the Aéro-Club de France.[1]"
Not that I'm aware of, no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go play on the M6 (other motorways are available)
My mum used to say " go play with the traffic" 
Comments like that and they still want a Mother's Day card!  "
It wasn't said to us! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I say Jebus alot 
I occasionally channel my late parents with a "Suffering Jesus" or a "Jesus, Mary & Joseph".
My mum still says Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the donkey too
It's an Irish thing, I guess.... "
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