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What’s the strangest message you have ever received?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Like in the DMs.
Don’t mention names or say which site it is from as that’s against the rules.
But it’s interesting to hear about what people have been asked before as it’s strange how some people’s minds work.
I have been told I look like a Mexican waiter before. Can’t see it myself. I can’t think offhand what’s the strangest thing o have been asked before though.
How about yourself? |
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I was once messaged, "can't accommodate, can't travel do I want to meet up?"
How does that work, some sort of new teleport system, a Jedi image projection trick.Do I need to buy a caravan and go to them. Who knows!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was chatting to a lass a few years ago and she mentioned she was into water sports. Being 100’s of miles away from each other it wasn’t going to be happening. She then asked if we could video call , she’d have her phone aimed at her fanny , I’d have my phone aimed at my cock and could I piss on my phone so it looked like I was pissing on her fanny.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here’s a collection that come to mind!!
A request for me to call round his house and use his mouth as a toilet and leave. He sent this message 3 times and then even offered to pay me I then blocked him.
A message saying there was 7 horny men wanting to share me in a hotel room if I was interested.
Another was a guy and his best friend lived together and they were looking for a woman to have a serious relationship with and share between them.
To sell my dirty knickers.
Offering to be my sl@ve and carry out any task I like. I was tempted to get them round to do the household chores but not sure the kids would of approved  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here’s a collection that come to mind!!
A request for me to call round his house and use his mouth as a toilet and leave. He sent this message 3 times and then even offered to pay me I then blocked him.
A message saying there was 7 horny men wanting to share me in a hotel room if I was interested.
Another was a guy and his best friend lived together and they were looking for a woman to have a serious relationship with and share between them.
To sell my dirty knickers.
Offering to be my sl@ve and carry out any task I like. I was tempted to get them round to do the household chores but not sure the kids would of approved "
I had the first one and the last 2
I also had one ask me to physically abuse his bits (I blocked him) 2 days later he messaged the same message again on a new profile I think to date I’ve blocked him about 6 times 
It definitely keeps things interesting, I do wonder if it’s a thrill or are they seriously asking. One will never know !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone told me I was fake and used the word noooobbbeeedddd, I don’t know what this means, but was also told I was fake because my images can be found on reverse search, out of curiosity I checked, they aren’t. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone messaged asking me to fart in his mouth. That's all he wanted. "
Daaaaaamnnn people are Fucked up 
The guy who deeply wants to fist me springs to mind but there’s so many fucked up ones |
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"Like in the DMs.
Don’t mention names or say which site it is from as that’s against the rules.
But it’s interesting to hear about what people have been asked before as it’s strange how some people’s minds work.
I have been told I look like a Mexican waiter before. Can’t see it myself. I can’t think offhand what’s the strangest thing o have been asked before though.
How about yourself?"
I was asked if I would fight a mans wife... naked.
Er, no.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Can I get you pregnant?
2. You look like my sister?
3. Want to watch me suck my own cock.
I'm sure there's more but they're the most memorable and... disturbing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very long detailing of how id go into a cinema and be blindfolded while a group of me would take their turns with me, use me. Towards the end of the message he’d said basically r. 8pe me. Swiftly reported and blocked
Do you want a baby together
Can I eat your used condoms while you humiliate me in front of my friends |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
Reading |
One from a male. Asking could he come to mine and suck me off. He had seen I was online and was horny, plus near. I asked if read my profile. He said yes. I have not bi on profile. Blocked .
Second was from female. Message at 1am on a Sunday morning. Wanted me to come to hers and fuck . Her meet had not turned up. Plus her FB was away. Even said not bothered about age looks etc. Just needed a fuck as very horny. I checked profile. So knew had veris etc . I declined . Did wonder if anyone did accept ? |
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Got asked to go meet in a car park.... get into a van on my own with 4 men in it and drop me off later...
Like hell any woman on thier own, even though were a couple, would do that  reported ,blocked.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got asked to go meet in a car park.... get into a van on my own with 4 men in it and drop me off later...
Like hell any woman on thier own, even though were a couple, would do that reported ,blocked.
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I got one asking me to join him and his friend in his van. I said that sounds safe! he told me they were genuine
Erm if you say so!  |
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"This: “love my wife having a sexy lover all alone and good sex fun”… completely out of nowhere, no prior conversation, but kudos for putting good/sex/fun in one sentence "
I hope you replied and said “yes I give good, sex, fun to everyone” |
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Strangest message is 'what would you do if you ordered a drink at a bar and when it arrived it had a tiny man floating in it?
Apparently send it back and ask for another flipping drink was not an appropriate answer |
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"This: “love my wife having a sexy lover all alone and good sex fun”… completely out of nowhere, no prior conversation, but kudos for putting good/sex/fun in one sentence
I hope you replied and said “yes I give good, sex, fun to everyone” "
I did reply, honest reply. Some odd message that was |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
I once got, as the first message "My wife isn't a whore!". I queried it and it turns out that people had been discussing on the forum about splitting bills for hotel rooms. Neither he or his wife had contributed to the thread, but he felt the need to send me an indignant reply to something that I hadn't said. |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
One was so much of a swerveball it has a permanent place in my profile!
To be fair he was a pretty fit guy, but his marketing was a little wild...
After the traditional "horny?" (To which I naturally answered "usually..." - always tell the truth now people!!), his opening gambit was to offer point blank that I could sniff his wife's panties while he sucked me off...
I politely declined his kind offer, unless she was still wearing them...
never heard back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked if I'd like a gangbang with a group of bald fat 50 year olds
I get asked if I'm on the pill a lot or if I'd like them to breed me
Had a couple of marriage proposals too |
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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago
Wellingborough |
Was recently offered £500 to beat a bloke up... no.
And on an old profile one chap asked if he could come round, would pay for a couple of hookers and if I'd fist him whilst he snorted... no. |
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By *amwlfMan
over a year ago
near Beverley |
I got a message from a woman who sent it to the wrong number. We got chatting. Turned out she lived with a lesbian doctor who used to inject her pussy to make it slack then fist her. She would let her colleagues do the same but up her arse. We chatted for months. One of the most attractive women I've ever seen |
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"Someone messaged asking me to fart in his mouth. That's all he wanted.
Assume you said no 
Don't kink shame me "
Would have been very worried if you had said yes, suspect he wanted more, the fart was a cover story |
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