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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well
1) get a old carcass
2) roll carcass in seasoning
3) stick a rod through it
4) cook it
5) sell it
Sorry but i just dont get the whole doner kebab thing
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think they make Donna's out of the same stuff as Tracey's and Sharon's.
Dayglo socks, leopard print leggings, boob tubes and blonde perms!
Arrrrgh - 80's flashback!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?   |
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"I think they make Donna's out of the same stuff as Tracey's and Sharon's.
Dayglo socks, leopard print leggings, boob tubes and blonde perms!
Arrrrgh - 80's flashback! "
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"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they? "
u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ???  |
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"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they? "
I know someone who discected a donar kebab and found bits of whiskers and ears in it (well they thought it was ears) |
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"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?
u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ??? "
thats had me in stitches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scraps of dead people! I need a bucket! "
actualy..its buckets of scraps of dead people, usualy the health inspectors that dont make it out of there! check the kebab for remnants of a clipboard pretending to be a salad leaf. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?"
Then why do they smell of fish ? |
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ? "
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ?
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
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I'm not surprised you hurt yourself  it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.
ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers |
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ?
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
I'm not surprised you hurt yourself it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.
ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers "
Huh! Now you tell me.
It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.
We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it. |
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over a year ago
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ?
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
I'm not surprised you hurt yourself it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.
ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers
Huh! Now you tell me.
It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.
We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it. "
I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ?
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
I'm not surprised you hurt yourself it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.
ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers
Huh! Now you tell me.
It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.
We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.
I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat "
Teensy amounts of meat I've heard. |
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"Has anyone ever had a doner kebab voluntarily whilst they were sober?
I've only ever had them while rat-arsed (another ingredient by the way)."
plenty of times...of course there is plenty of other 'shit' people put in their mouths...I personally dont think donner meat should be singled out from other 'meats' or products, pies,bridies etc etc sausages etc etc.. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.
Unless it was a TV called Donna?
Then why do they smell of fish ?
In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.
And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.
I'm not surprised you hurt yourself it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.
ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers
Huh! Now you tell me.
It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.
We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.
I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat
Teensy amounts of meat I've heard."
You should never judge a portion of meat with your ears |
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"Has anyone ever had a doner kebab voluntarily whilst they were sober?
I've only ever had them while rat-arsed (another ingredient by the way)."
'Voluntarily'
Would anyone seriously eat one when sober?   |
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"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?
u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ??? "
they do in small slices seasoned in pittabread |
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"Im just not sure what sort it was! Anybody any clue what they make Donnas out of?  "
Its mutton/lamb and spices so in theory not that bad. However its mechanicaly extracted meat, it has high levels of fat with spices. I would be more concerned about it being kept on a spit warming and cooling for days and what grows within it. |
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