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"My fave place to be " Come sit with us | |||
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"My fave place to be " Climb on down | |||
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"I'll come, but only if we can look at the stars" What will you be doing whilst we stargaze | |||
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"I'll come, but only if we can look at the stars" Lay with your head in my lap and gaze upwards | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home " I have belt envy | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home " There she is | |||
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"My fave place to be Climb on down " Im on my way | |||
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"So all invited ? . " All invited. Clothing optional. And someone will likely bring cake | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home I have belt envy" Tool belt? | |||
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"My fave place to be Come sit with us " Gladly | |||
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"On my way " Hey stranger..... | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho " There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up | |||
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"On my way Hey stranger..... " How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx" Knew we could count on you gorgeous | |||
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"Sounds fun " Always is with us | |||
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"On my way Hey stranger..... How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back " Good to see you back lovely xx | |||
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"The gutter never looked so good.... " It's a hell of a gutter! | |||
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"I hope you don't stir that thing in your tea.....? " Not as a rule..... I have somewhere else to put it | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx" Land on me . I’ll catch you | |||
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"The gutter never looked so good.... " Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx | |||
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"Bit of a drive, . But if say will be there . I will " Ahh..... the gutter is a virtual entity.... it's everywhere at once | |||
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"The gutter never looked so good.... Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx" Ahem | |||
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"By the way, what exactly will I be doin' in the gutter? Just asking for a friend... " What do you feel like doing | |||
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"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again…. " Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it? | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home I have belt envy Tool belt? " Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt. | |||
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"On my way Hey stranger..... How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back Good to see you back lovely xx" Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx | |||
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"What else is down there though? " What more do you need woman | |||
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"The gutter never looked so good.... Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx" Because I'm a raging deviant? | |||
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"Bit of a drive, . But if say will be there . I will Ahh..... the gutter is a virtual entity.... it's everywhere at once " Even better then count me there also | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home I have belt envy Tool belt? Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt." It was temporarily ‘appropriated’ | |||
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"A gutter party, just my thing" Bring your birthday suit | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! " Yeah baby!! Come here | |||
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"What else is down there though? " You? | |||
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"The gutter never looked so good.... Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx Because I'm a raging deviant? " Because your a sexy lady who knows what she wants xxx | |||
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"I'll bring food " You just get better and better | |||
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"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home I have belt envy Tool belt? Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt." I have a spare.... | |||
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"A gutter party, just my thing Bring your birthday suit" I only have the one birthday suit | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up " or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. | |||
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"On my way Hey stranger..... How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back Good to see you back lovely xx Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx" There are many of them here already..... | |||
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"What is this gutter thread you speak of? " Join us and see lol | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? " smiles and strap ons | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? " You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that | |||
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"What else is down there though? What more do you need woman " Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without | |||
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"On my way Hey stranger..... How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back Good to see you back lovely xx Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx There are many of them here already....." Yeah there is lol | |||
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"I'm sliding deep down to enter this gutter " Ooooofftt we like a slider | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that " Haha I hear that a lot | |||
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"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here. " Us | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons " I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? | |||
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"What is this gutter thread you speak of? " I think you'll get the hang of it.... | |||
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"The gutter seems to be the place to be....while your there do you mind cleaning it...... " Our gutter is sparkling clean..... just the minds that are filthy | |||
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"What else is down there though? What more do you need woman Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without " This is a special gutter..... no muck here (mental muck only) | |||
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"What else is down there though? What more do you need woman Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without " It’s a comfy clean gutter, well, except for the filthy minds | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that Haha I hear that a lot " Dammit.... and I was so sure I was being original | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? " Bring it over here | |||
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"Mrs is out just now but we’ll pop by when she’s back if that’s ok? Presumably Asda Prosecco is grand? Mr. " Join us you know you want to | |||
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"Does my avatar look more like a man's bicep or a gaping bumhole? (Is that the sort of thing?) " Welllllll..... not usually. But that's a start | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx Land on me . I’ll catch you " In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x | |||
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"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here. Us" Perfect. If you sit on me I’ll lift you out of the gutter. | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? " Oh my | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? " Ooh so did I..... there's a picture somewhere.... | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx Land on me . I’ll catch you In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x" Mmmmm good view | |||
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"Mrs is out just now but we’ll pop by when she’s back if that’s ok? Presumably Asda Prosecco is grand? Mr. " Absolutely it is! Anything you have we will take | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my " Haha it wasn't with a lady though | |||
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"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here. Us Perfect. If you sit on me I’ll lift you out of the gutter. " Keep me down here a while..... | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Haha it wasn't with a lady though " Boooooo! Haha | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my " Hello | |||
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"What else is down there though? What more do you need woman Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without It’s a comfy clean gutter, well, except for the filthy minds " Sold! Budge up | |||
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"I will be along in a minute with the road sweeper...... " Don't you try and clean us up! | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello " Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? | |||
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"I will be along in a minute with the road sweeper...... Don't you try and clean us up!" We’re to dirty for that don’t worry | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx Land on me . I’ll catch you In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x" That’s convenient, so have I . Scissoring ? | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? " Get in here next to me | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? " Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best | |||
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"I can't I'm in jail " Again? Jeez Wonko! | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best " Sandwich with fallen? | |||
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"I can't I'm in jail Again? Jeez Wonko!" What can I say | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us " Oh I'm there! | |||
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"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again…. Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it? " Lap….face….I’m easy. Which shouldn’t be a surprise by now…. | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best Sandwich with fallen? " Hell yeah! | |||
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"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx Land on me . I’ll catch you In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x That’s convenient, so have I . Scissoring ?" Slides into position! | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us Oh I'm there! " There she is. Come sit on my face Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best Sandwich with fallen? Hell yeah! " And dancer | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here " Woohoo! | |||
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"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again…. Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it? Lap….face….I’m easy. Which shouldn’t be a surprise by now…." Not at all a surprise.... but it's a joy | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best Sandwich with fallen? Hell yeah! And dancer " Always! Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich! | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! " | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us Oh I'm there! " Yeah you are xxx | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter " They're scared by all our manly profile pics.... | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter " Sharing is caring?! | |||
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"Can someone pay my 22 pence bail?" Whip round for Wonko! | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us Oh I'm there! " Yeah you are xxx | |||
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"Don't suppose you'd like to clean my gutter out on the front? It's well dirty.... it keeps over flowing when it pisses down. Then it pisses down on my front! I think there's a dirty bird up there on her nest & spoiling my fun....! " Watersports? | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? " amazing. And now you've tried it ... Are you going to smile more often ? | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best Sandwich with fallen? Hell yeah! And dancer Always! Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich!" Yay | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! " Come and join the female sandwich | |||
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"TBH, I don't think I ever left the gutter.... so you've just joined me in my natural habitat. Lol" Well then.... party on! | |||
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"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? Oh my Hello Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best Sandwich with fallen? Hell yeah! And dancer Always! Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich! Yay " Always going to be a good time! | |||
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"You call it gutter, I call it home " Hello there. Thanks for having me I mean.... us. In your home | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! Come and join the female sandwich " need any bread? Hovis x | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! Come and join the female sandwich need any bread? Hovis x" Now that is very well planned of you.... | |||
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"I hope this is a no clothes gutter. " Always | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! Come and join the female sandwich " on my way… | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! Come and join the female sandwich on my way… " Let me help you out of those clothes | |||
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"Yes please!!! I’m sooo bored in work! Yeah baby!! Come here Woohoo! Come and join the female sandwich on my way… " I’ve decided I’m identifying as female today. | |||
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"I like Fallen's tool belt but where exactly has she hidden her lump hammer? Did anyone do the arc welding pic or the sitting on the chair, loo handle & water pouring down thing ...? Posh, you forgot to grab your plastic sausage at the base - it's supposed to swell bigger apparently so I've heard .... " Show me how? | |||
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"Posh, I was looking at your man pics with the power tools and I waw wondering if I could out my angel grinder between you boobs plz, thx " Your angel grinder? | |||
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"Nope. I’m not here to be corrupted " That's because you're a corrupter | |||
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"I like Fallen's tool belt but where exactly has she hidden her lump hammer? Did anyone do the arc welding pic or the sitting on the chair, loo handle & water pouring down thing ...? Posh, you forgot to grab your plastic sausage at the base - it's supposed to swell bigger apparently so I've heard .... " If I knew what a lump hammer was, I might be able to tell you | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter " I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. | |||
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"Nope. I’m not here to be corrupted " Not even a teeny tiny bit? Come and lie next to me and moon, and star gaze | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. " 94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys.... | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us Oh I'm there! There she is. Come sit on my face Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot " | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. 94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys...." will bring my toy collection ! | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. " oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us Oh I'm there! There she is. Come sit on my face Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot " | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. 94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys....will bring my toy collection ! " So resourceful | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? " Mayyyyyybe | |||
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"Hello. " And where have you been Mr? | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? Mayyyyyybe " Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small... | |||
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"Hello. And where have you been Mr? " In the gutter, all along. | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us " There's only one thing to say to that... Knickers off, arse up and brace yourself | |||
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"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno " You're so in! | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? Mayyyyyybe Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small... " Not too small I hope.... | |||
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"Hello. And where have you been Mr? In the gutter, all along. " Why weren't you in mine? | |||
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"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up...... So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts. Come join us There's only one thing to say to that... Knickers off, arse up and brace yourself " Oooofftt yes! | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? Mayyyyyybe Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small... Not too small I hope...." Oh... I can stretch out if there is plenty room | |||
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"Hello. And where have you been Mr? In the gutter, all along. Why weren't you in mine? " Well, I’m ready to slide right in now… | |||
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"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. 94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys...." Well if I can choose a way to go, it would be from fatigue in this environment…. | |||
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"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno You're so in!" Thank you and as the hostess, you get the cake and booze (* "did I just bribe my way into a gutter party?" ) | |||
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"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? Mayyyyyybe Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small... Not too small I hope.... Oh... I can stretch out if there is plenty room " I'm not sure how to answer that without it sounding so wrong.... | |||
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"Hello. And where have you been Mr? In the gutter, all along. Why weren't you in mine? Well, I’m ready to slide right in now…" Come. Here. Now | |||
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"It’s next to my cardboard box under the bridge.. we’re neighbours Hey neighbours xx " Come here.... all the people keep it warm xx | |||
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"Can I gaze up at the stars ?" Absolutely.... Moon is doing that too... | |||
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"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno You're so in! Thank you and as the hostess, you get the cake and booze (* "did I just bribe my way into a gutter party?" )" You did, but you didn’t need to, welcome without cake | |||
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