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I know I am only joshing but who fancies a fuck right now. | |||
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"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away "Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot.  | |||
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"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!! J x" True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there | |||
"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!! J x True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there "I’ll bring some anti-bac spray!!! | |||
"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!! J x True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there
I’ll bring some anti-bac spray!!! "Perfect. I’ll bring an erection and a smile | |||
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"I could do with one... faf?" Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. | |||
"I could do with one... faf? Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. " I shall wait patiently | |||
"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away
Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot. "Nah , I'm free | |||
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"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles "Again?  | |||
"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away
Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot.
Nah , I'm free "Hello Mr Humphries are you free. | |||
"Can i watch or be the "fluffer"? "You can be whatever you want to be. | |||
"Oh, go on then, I'm a classy broad like that" Who doesn’t love a classy broad. Here’s to you sweetheart | |||
"Me! "Can I help. | |||
"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles
Again? " . I meant another fuck. I haven’t shagged fiddles honest. | |||
"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles "Just checked the diary, I’ve got to go and sign on at 9, parole officer at 10, collect my prescription at 11 and then I’m all yours. | |||
"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles
Again?
. I meant another fuck. I haven’t shagged fiddles honest. "Oh don’t be shy.  | |||
"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles
Just checked the diary, I’ve got to go and sign on at 9, parole officer at 10, collect my prescription at 11 and then I’m all yours. "Excellent I have a child free couple of days. Count me in | |||
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"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet! "Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices. | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't mind sloppy seconds "Never LBE xx | |||
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"Am I too late? I don't mind sloppy seconds
Never LBE xx" | |||
"Was the trolley used so peeps could find you or was it a prop for later?" It’s like the social version of a pink carnation in my lapel and a copy of the times under my arm. | |||
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"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!" That’s good going. I’d have liked to help you out there. | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices. "This made me laugh | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.
This made me laugh "I got the job done. | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.
This made me laugh
I got the job done. "The best I've ever had fiddles | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.
This made me laugh
I got the job done.
The best I've ever had fiddles "Did I win a medal | |||
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"Ok then, can we use the mattress though as my hips in pain today x " . Certainly got to be comfortable. | |||
"Always fancy one, but rare I get one." Every now and then is ok though. | |||
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"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!" Ooooh me too! | |||
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"Always fancy one, but rare I get one. Every now and then is ok though. " Hell no! | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.
This made me laugh
I got the job done.
The best I've ever had fiddles
Did I win a medal "A "Good Boy" sticker | |||
"Always fancy one, but rare I get one." Same with me and chocolate donuts | |||
"Hang on Fiddles,I'm on my way "There’s plenty of parking. | |||
"Always fancy one, but rare I get one. Same with me and chocolate donuts "You want cream centres | |||
"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag! Ooooh me too!" You’ve had three wanks. I hope one was over me. | |||
"If I let you shag me, Fiddles, will you stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty afterwards? "I’ll even do it before because you are. | |||
"Not sure after Saturday. I still can't sit down properly "In a good way. | |||
"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!
Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.
This made me laugh
I got the job done.
The best I've ever had fiddles
Did I win a medal
A "Good Boy" sticker "Woo hoo. I am a good boy. | |||
"If I let you shag me, Fiddles, will you stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty afterwards?
I’ll even do it before because you are. "And that's why I love you, Fiddles  | |||
"Always fancy one, but rare I get one. Same with me and chocolate donuts
You want cream centres "Fresh Cream please | |||
"Always fancy one, but rare I get one. Same with me and chocolate donuts
You want cream centres
Fresh Cream please "Consider it done | |||
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"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first "Me | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first "I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ? | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
Me "Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ?"Between that and the bottle bank. Nobody will see us. Well nick some clothes and make a tent | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
Me
Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though "Sticky ginger | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ?
Between that and the bottle bank. Nobody will see us. Well nick some clothes and make a tent "Is a tent big enough? Might need be a marquee with all those lining up  | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
Me
Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though
Sticky ginger "Oooh yes | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first "I'll go last. Because after me - you won't want another man.  | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
I'll go last. Because after me - you won't want another man. " | |||
"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first
Me
Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though "Are we talking Jamaican Ginger Cake though? | |||
"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!! J x"  | |||
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