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A new club round here went yesterday and put it this way we won’t be ever going back again. I honestly think it will be closed either the local council or by the police within the year.
I really ain’t going to say what we seen loads of 20-30 year olds pissed up |
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"A new club round here went yesterday and put it this way we won’t be ever going back again. I honestly think it will be closed either the local council or by the police within the year.
I really ain’t going to say what we seen loads of 20-30 year olds pissed up "
definitely not good and it should be |
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb did you stay or leave? "
Stayed untill we noticed people were just getting more and more d*unk then left |
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People fucking in a jacuzzi when there are signs clearly stating not to. I won't ever use a hot tub in a swinger club after witnessing that (5 guys one female).
Too many mardy couples "not interested in single guys thanks".
Rarely any single females in, apart from last week, when the place was "packed with single women mate". |
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb"
Probably due to all the publicity. Hopefully the owners get a grip & it all settles down
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over a year ago
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"People fucking in a jacuzzi when there are signs clearly stating not to. I won't ever use a hot tub in a swinger club after witnessing that (5 guys one female).
Too many mardy couples "not interested in single guys thanks".
Rarely any single females in, apart from last week, when the place was "packed with single women mate"."
Get there early be the first in the jacuzzi.
I know hosts at clubs, that keep an eye on what happens in the jacuzzi. If you saw that happening, you could of let the staff know. It's our responsibility if we see something happening that shouldn't be ....
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We’ve been going to clubs for around 6 years now. We’ve only been to five different ones but only ever witnessed one incident that made us feel like leaving. It involved a group of ‘wanking zombies’ stood very close to a young couple trying to have a bit of their own intimacy but being spoilt by the zombies, all of which thought it was fair game. |
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Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them."
Wow youve been missed out lol
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over a year ago
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t
What happens in a club stays in the Club...
Simples"
This.
People could be easily put off attending a club for the first time reading this. |
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over a year ago
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting.
They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb 
I think I'll steer clear  "
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?  |
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting.
They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway? "
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time. |
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over a year ago
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting.
They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time."
Have a look at the club feedback from those who've been then.
Or go with someone who's been to that particular club before, who you trust!
I presume. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting.
They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time."
I'd also offer to be your chaperone.  |
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Things mentioned here are definitely in the minority (except the wanking zombies lol).
The worst thing I ever saw was a guy with a home made taser thing wrapped around his penis. Had a remote control and was allowing random women to control it  |
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting.
They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time.
I'd also offer to be your chaperone. "
Aww thanks |
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over a year ago
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element.
Would that put you off meeting if you read about it?
Not me!"
Absolutely agree with this. |
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I’ve had d*unken guys come up to me and slag me off for being in the venue.
Patted on the arse whilst I walk by, with some degrading comment.
Both sexes grab me by the crotch asking how big I was and if anything is there.
Plenty of verbal abuse as well.
All of these in various venues regarded as safe by the LGBTQI community, the village in Manchester and other venues.
In Swingers club ….non of the above.
Not saying it couldn’t happen and admittedly I generally only go to Bi Nights these days, but in the fetish and swingers scene it’s been generally good experiences.
So please don’t let anyone else’s experience put you off attending, club management are there to create a good atmosphere and will crack down on anyone who breaks the rules. Certainly in the clubs I’ve attended.
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over a year ago
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Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts.
Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that |
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element.
Would that put you off meeting if you read about it?
Not me!"
I suppose it depends what you were nervous about. Most people have met others socially before, they've give for a drink, or gone for coffee. But not everyone has seen inside a sex club and so it's natural to be a bit unsure if you've never been. |
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts.
Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that "
I suspect that swingers ckubs help us guys see what it's like to be a gal in any club !! |
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts.
Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that "
We've had no issue with single guys in the UK. Only in Gran Canaria where another husband decided to have a little squeeze while walking past. We like to think we're savvy so no complaints from us. |
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts.
Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that
We've had no issue with single guys in the UK. Only in Gran Canaria where another husband decided to have a little squeeze while walking past. We like to think we're savvy so no complaints from us."
I can't even be bothered going into detail.. I have seen guys bollocked by staff in front of customers and I've thought wanker ..which was funny because that's what he was doing to get bollocked |
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A couple of dudes passing out, I know I have that effect on people sometimes. A bit worrying.
A cute couple having a little tiff in the changing area, just wanted to hug em and make them friends again, awww. |
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element.
Would that put you off meeting if you read about it?
Not me!
I suppose it depends what you were nervous about. Most people have met others socially before, they've give for a drink, or gone for coffee. But not everyone has seen inside a sex club and so it's natural to be a bit unsure if you've never been."
I'm not talking about me .....
Just feedback from other people that's been on socials - not everything goes to plan and the unexpected can happen.
Still they meet on a 1:1 and it hasn't put them off.
I've clubbed first, then had 1:1 social meets for 8 years now.
Nothing has happened to me at a club.
It's like everywhere else, even in your normal life. Be self aware. Believe in your instincts - and that should come naturally to women. |
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them.
Wow youve been missed out lol
Shame "
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on. |
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I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod.
Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin.
A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old.....
If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff.
I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own.
Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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For me d*unk women that can’t stand up..are a complete no no in terms of play, won’t go anywhere near them
I have seen couples argue, that’s always a funny one or kick off when staff won’t serve them because they are too d*unk.
For me the wanking zombies there is a fine line. I have seen men walking around following couples waking this is out of order but if a couple or group are playing on a open bed, sitting back watching and walking I think is acceptable
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them.
Wow youve been missed out lol
Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on."
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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I mean in my 15 years of going to a club I would say I have seen two situations where club staff could have took a different approach
Both I was directly involved with. One was a staff member had made an assumption. The staff member had said sorry the next day and in person the next time I saw them. Which ok I understand the misunderstanding and understand.
Another time, I probably was slightly wrong as I was arriving and popped head around to see if my friend had arrived whilst still dressed. The staff member exploded at me, then a rather blunt discussion that my wine had to be decanted even though it was a gift. |
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod.
Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin.
A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old.....
If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff.
I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own.
Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
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Clubs are fantastic places and I highly recommend people check out at least the better run ones. But that wasn't what the OP asked |
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t "
I haven't seen anything untoward at any six clubs I've been in...
As wrote above.....
Sorry I can't help you...
Unless you count sucking lots of cocks through glory holes and snowballing as disgusting...
Wish you was more specific....
But what can I say it's fucking disgustingly filthy.....
Go and find out yourself! |
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod.
Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin.
A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old.....
If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff.
I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own.
Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
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99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them.
The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. |
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod.
Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin.
A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old.....
If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff.
I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own.
Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them.
The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. "
Exactly this |
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"A new club round here went yesterday and put it this way we won’t be ever going back again. I honestly think it will be closed either the local council or by the police within the year.
I really ain’t going to say what we seen loads of 20-30 year olds pissed up "
 thats a shame ,it will ruin the reputation, that the event owners let it go that way, will put people off  |
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them.
Wow youve been missed out lol
Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
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"Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit.
See also: why people look down on single men in clubs. |
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"People fucking in a jacuzzi when there are signs clearly stating not to. I won't ever use a hot tub in a swinger club after witnessing that (5 guys one female).
Too many mardy couples "not interested in single guys thanks".
Rarely any single females in, apart from last week, when the place was "packed with single women mate"."
The old “you should of come last week. We were packed”.
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them.
Wow youve been missed out lol
Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
"Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit.
See also: why people look down on single men in clubs."
I'm glad to say I don't look down on single men in clubs....
Plus never seen them 'fuck anyone'
That term doesn't say a lot about the cpls or females, trans.
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers.
Parades of zombie wankers.
Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection.
People who take offence when someone says hello to them.
Wow youve been missed out lol
Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
"Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit.
See also: why people look down on single men in clubs.
I'm glad to say I don't look down on single men in clubs....
Plus never seen them 'fuck anyone'
That term doesn't say a lot about the cpls or females, trans.
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Same here! We were at a club Saturday night with about a dozen couples and twice as many men. They watched..yes, but they were all very friendly, polite, and totally respectful of boundaries. We had a fantastic night |
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod.
Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin.
A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old.....
If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff.
I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own.
Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them.
The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. "
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol"
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... |
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... "
well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind  |
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind "
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
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haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder |
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder"
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me |
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me "
Come on then |
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then "
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart 
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
I’ve taken something so I guess it’s only right if you take something.. how about my club virginity "
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
I’ve taken something so I guess it’s only right if you take something.. how about my club virginity
Yes pegging? "
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol
Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs.
Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section.....
Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
I’ve taken something so I guess it’s only right if you take something.. how about my club virginity
Yes pegging?
Heyyylllllll nahhh "
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"We're hoping to have our first club visit as a couple this week....
I've been to a few (Ginge) but Max is a virgin..
Hoping it's lots of fun though.. "
Tell him they make you eat pineapple pizza before they allow you in  , be good to see him panic |
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Not quite in a club, but there was a local update a few days ago which read 'if anyone is goin to ****** club today, let the owners know to put an extra chlorine block in the jacuzzi. We left it like a wallpaper paste factory last night'
Put me off using it for a long time! |
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Clubs can be really great places for swingers to let their hair down and have great time in the company of like-minded people. However, it's when people treat them as sex clubs, that's when problems start, in my opinion. Unfortunately, it is mostly single men that don't know how to behave. Last Saturday at Kestrels, I was in the pool with my partner and our friends. A guy walked in, took his towel off. We were thinking he was about to go in the water but no, he was just showing off his cock (I guess). He wasn't a nuisance, and he was somewhat amusing, to be fair, as the same game happened a few times. However, if he tried talking to people rather than just showing off, he may have had more luck. As both me and my lady friend, we were somewhat fascinated- it was a big cock! Lol. Not that I like big cocks, but my friend likes giving blow jobs. She is still very shy and needs a lot of coaxing to come out of her shell, and she wouldn't just jump anyone because of their cock.
Piece of advice to men in clubs- do talk to women/couples. You never know, you might get what you want. As long as you don't treat them as commodity or purely sexual object just because they are in a swingers club. |
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"Not quite in a club, but there was a local update a few days ago which read 'if anyone is goin to ****** club today, let the owners know to put an extra chlorine block in the jacuzzi. We left it like a wallpaper paste factory last night'
Put me off using it for a long time! "
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t
What happens in a club stays in the Club...
Simples"
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The other thing that fucks me off if your watching the fucking and not been invited to join the action so openly start fucking yapping to the zombie Wapping one off about the darts or Emmerdale shut the fuck up ....
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"The other thing that fucks me off if your watching the fucking and not been invited to join the action so openly start fucking yapping to the zombie Wapping one off about the darts or Emmerdale shut the fuck up ....
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