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Most inopportune time to sneeze
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anywhere near me! Up the shut fuck and spread your germs elsewhere   "
Don't worry, I do it in my hand and then wipe it on the nearest surface. Ta da! No more germs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you're about to snog someone. An inadvertent glasgow kiss may give off the wrong signals 
And you probably end up sneeziing in their face  "
Extra lube for a face fuck?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While driving can be pretty dangerous at the wrong moment. "
This, exactly. When it comes unexpected and you can’t do anything about it. Scares me every time it happens. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"On public transport.. calm down Karen I haven't got covid."
Tell me about it I suffer from hay-fever this summer you would have thought I had the plague. Having said that I might have sneezed a few times whenever I felt like I needed a bit more space. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst balanced on one toe, ballerina style, on the edge of a volcano (why you’d be doing this I don’t know though) "
Joke's on you, I'd maintain my balance regardless  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On public transport.. calm down Karen I haven't got covid.
Tell me about it I suffer from hay-fever this summer you would have thought I had the plague. Having said that I might have sneezed a few times whenever I felt like I needed a bit more space."
 that is genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst balanced on one toe, ballerina style, on the edge of a volcano (why you’d be doing this I don’t know though)
Joke's on you, I'd maintain my balance regardless "
I wouldn’t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just as the starter does their thing at the start of an Olympic 100metres final when your the favourite to win.
(Thus knocking 1.5 seconds off your winning time) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.
Or a surgeon doing extremely delicate surgery and they feel that tingle in their snout. Do you think they start waving their hand in front of their face to stop the onset of the sneeze when they are about to complete a life saving moment in surgery?
Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.
Or a surgeon doing extremely delicate surgery and they feel that tingle in their snout. Do you think they start waving their hand in front of their face to stop the onset of the sneeze when they are about to complete a life saving moment in surgery?
Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.
NBVN x"
Thank you for adding to my list of fears when going to the dentist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.
Or a surgeon doing extremely delicate surgery and they feel that tingle in their snout. Do you think they start waving their hand in front of their face to stop the onset of the sneeze when they are about to complete a life saving moment in surgery?
Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.
NBVN x
Thank you for adding to my list of fears when going to the dentist "
so sorry, if it helps I am a wimp at the dentist, so I have added to my own too 
NBVN x |
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