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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Damn!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well played Yasmeen x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Damn! "

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Well played Yasmeen x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy flop it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twist. Good effort. Smileyface

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x"

Come get me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's good to see thee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mahooosive hello to all on here this evening. How we all doing?

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By *nked rascalMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Evening Jim!

Here and chilling to some Prince

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out "

Flop it out and shake it all about!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz"

Maybe just try a little smothering?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hello Jim. Sorry I hadn't even said hello! How rude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy flop it out

Flop it out and shake it all about!"

Mmmm the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I couldn't cope with a high volume snorer. Give him a shove.

I'm feeling good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening jimboooooo x

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

Evening Jim, I attend irregularly but im here tonight! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out "

I've just showered it with French Connection shower gel. It smells lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

Come get me then "

I'll have to get the train.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?"

Aren't they the same thing? Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow I heard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I couldn't cope with a high volume snorer. Give him a shove.

I'm feeling good."

A high volume snorer he is indeed. I've just recorded a video to show him tomorrow. But I've left out the part where I've kicked him in the balls..

I'm glad you're feeling good! I'm feeling a little better today. I've had lots of choccy milk. Have you had anything nice to drink?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's good to see thee."

I think forth tonight. A bit bored

. Lots of profile views, nearly all male

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

Come get me then

I'll have to get the train."

Do you drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely."

I love that shower gel x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?

Aren't they the same thing? Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow I heard. "

A titty does make an excellent pillow. It is known.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely.

I love that shower gel x "

You would

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've just had some Lamb Kashmiri Masala that I made earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A mahooosive hello to all on here this evening. How we all doing?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CherryJaffaCake. I almost called you CheeryJaffaCake. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Cheerysmileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

You're looking very lovely and seductive in your profile pic Red!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely.

I love that shower gel x "

Ooh la la, je t'aime une Erection Francaise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to CherryJaffaCake. He could be cheery, he might not be cheery. I just don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Here and chilling to some Prince"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rascal. I like a bit of Prince. What song did you have on when you posted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out

Flop it out and shake it all about!"

*Enthusiastically helicopters*

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Everyone say hello to CherryJaffaCake. He could be cheery, he might not be cheery. I just don't know."

HELLO CHEERY CHERRY JAFFACAKE!

I don't know why I'm shouting. I got overexcited I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mahooosive hello to all on here this evening. How we all doing?"

Hello to you too!! I love Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Sorry I hadn't even said hello! How rude

It's quite alright. I don't mind a bit of rude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening jimbooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?"

Left big boob!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Hello Jim. Sorry I hadn't even said hello! How rude

It's quite alright. I don't mind a bit of rude."

I heard that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening jimboooooo x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kylie. Seeing you makes me smiley. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?

Left big boob!"

I'll give you my left big boob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I attend irregularly but im here tonight! How are you? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice. Welcome back. I'm good, I'm liking tonight's nocturnal vibe. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*

I'm imagining a keyboard version of girl from ipanema

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know."

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know."

HELLO ALICE!

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know."

Why thank you Jim, I’m honoured

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jimboooooo and everyone else

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

You're looking very lovely and seductive in your profile pic Red!!

Aw thanks Miss Lemon

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

No"

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

HELLO ALICE! "

Well hello you gorgeous pair!!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx"

You havnt sweety just waiting for Jimmy to pick me up xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helloooooo Alice

lost in Fabland

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I couldn't cope with a high volume snorer. Give him a shove.

I'm feeling good.

A high volume snorer he is indeed. I've just recorded a video to show him tomorrow. But I've left out the part where I've kicked him in the balls..

I'm glad you're feeling good! I'm feeling a little better today. I've had lots of choccy milk. Have you had anything nice to drink?"

You know what you're doing!

Little is good. I like little numbers, ¹²³. Today I've imbibed lovely latte and quenching cola.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Alice.

And welcome xx

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx

You havnt sweety just waiting for Jimmy to pick me up xx"

In that case, I hope you have a great night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

No"

Yas!

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

As I have missed some posts . Hello everyone , who posted after me

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Yas!"

Oh ok hiya

Alice xxx

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By *nked rascalMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

"Evening Jim!

Here and chilling to some Prince

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rascal. I like a bit of Prince. What song did you have on when you posted?"

Underrated genius I think it was cream, or raspberry beret (it’s on a shuffle(no pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's good to see thee.

I think forth tonight. A bit bored

. Lots of profile views, nearly all male

. "

Don't be double Sadface. Be like Lemon and drink chocolate milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

Come get me then

I'll have to get the train.

Do you drive "

I'm not a driver.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's good to see thee.

I think forth tonight. A bit bored

. Lots of profile views, nearly all male

Don't be double Sadface. Be like Lemon and drink chocolate milk."

Started to drink red wine

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By *nked rascalMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Hi Alice!!! Great to have you on here!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I couldn't cope with a high volume snorer. Give him a shove.

I'm feeling good.

A high volume snorer he is indeed. I've just recorded a video to show him tomorrow. But I've left out the part where I've kicked him in the balls..

I'm glad you're feeling good! I'm feeling a little better today. I've had lots of choccy milk. Have you had anything nice to drink?

You know what you're doing!

Little is good. I like little numbers, ¹²³. Today I've imbibed lovely latte and quenching cola."

¹²³

I like those little numbers. As cute as my little toes.

I've also had latte and cola!!! But my latte was cold and from Starbucks.

¹²³

I am very tired so if I disappear don't worry about me but pray for my partner and his nose because I'm gonna grab the scissors and cut it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely.

I love that shower gel x "

You'll love my willy. And it doesn't make much noise. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

Come get me then

I'll have to get the train.

Do you drive

I'm not a dribbler."

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman over a year ago

Coventry

Hello all, thank you for welcoming me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ready Red. *Salutes*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely.

I love that shower gel x

You'll love my willy. And it doesn't make much noise. x"

I love a quiet willy yes I do.

But I hope it boils like a kettle when it ejaculates on my left tit.

¹²³

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ready Red. *Salutes*"

*Salutes back*

I hope you were standing to attention, Jimothy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've just had some Lamb Kashmiri Masala that I made earlier

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Lamb bam thank mam.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ace is good in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to CherryJaffaCake. He could be cheery, he might not be cheery. I just don't know.

HELLO CHEERY CHERRY JAFFACAKE!

I don't know why I'm shouting. I got overexcited I think. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ace????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening jimbooooooooooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If Ace is the question, what's the answer?

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow

Give me some of what your on please xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If Ace is the question, what's the answer?"

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Maybe just try a little smothering?

Should I use a pillow or my big left boob?

Left big boob!

I'll give you my left big boob!"

Smother me like it's Saturday night.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

So it's like that, is it?

You seeing other threads....I thought we were exclusive, Bob

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give me some of what your on please xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Katrina. We'll give it to you. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote. "

That's not you in my in box holding a remote AND a can of Tennents, is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Katrina. Give her nocturnal love!

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

So it's like that, is it?

You seeing other threads....I thought we were exclusive, Bob

Was just reminiscing...

You know I only have eyes for you Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*"

I'm imagining you going down.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote.

That's not you in my in box holding a remote AND a can of Tennents, is it?

Tennant's, I'm not Scottish

He's multi tasking that guy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*

I'm imagining a keyboard version of girl from ipanema "

Listen to this version.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C6NAcH-wQDo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites new and returning!

Today was a mainly lazy day. I snoozed in bed, played trains with my daughter, took her to buy her first school shoes and went horse riding. We had burgers for tea. But it rained - a lot. I'm sick of the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Why thank you Jim, I’m honoured

Don't mention it. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimboooooo and everyone else

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mollers. You look like a million dollars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx

You havnt sweety just waiting for Jimmy to pick me up xx"

I think it'll be some time until the next train to Stoke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's ¹¹:³³.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*

I'm imagining you going down."

So's Red

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helloooooo Alice

lost in Fabland

Yes!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

So it's like that, is it?

You seeing other threads....I thought we were exclusive, Bob

Was just reminiscing...

You know I only have eyes for you Red

You're forgiven. You can hop off the naughty step now. Unless you WANT to be naughty......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Yas!

Oh ok hiya

Alice xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx

You havnt sweety just waiting for Jimmy to pick me up xx

I think it'll be some time until the next train to Stoke."

Iv left

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote.

That's not you in my in box holding a remote AND a can of Tennents, is it?

Tennant's, I'm not Scottish

He's multi tasking that guy. "

Being Scottish was the ONLY thing he had going for him

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*plays relaxing elevator music for the late night people*

I'm imagining you going down.

So's Red

*sniggers childishly* xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim!

Here and chilling to some Prince

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rascal. I like a bit of Prince. What song did you have on when you posted?

Underrated genius I think it was cream, or raspberry beret (it’s on a shuffle(no pun intended) "

I don't need much excuse to enter a beret.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let me enter your beret.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

So it's like that, is it?

You seeing other threads....I thought we were exclusive, Bob

Was just reminiscing...

You know I only have eyes for you Red

You're forgiven. You can hop off the naughty step now. Unless you WANT to be naughty......

I've been a very naughty boy... I think I need to be disciplined

(reaches for private chat button... oh... that was another site back in the day - dammit!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all . Hope everyone is having a good Saturday evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's good to see thee.

I think forth tonight. A bit bored

. Lots of profile views, nearly all male

Don't be double Sadface. Be like Lemon and drink chocolate milk.

Started to drink red wine

That'll do.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Red's off again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*screams HELLOOOOPL*

My partner is snoring so loud next to me and I want to murder him.

Hope you're feeling all good Jimmy and other nocturnal frienz

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I couldn't cope with a high volume snorer. Give him a shove.

I'm feeling good.

A high volume snorer he is indeed. I've just recorded a video to show him tomorrow. But I've left out the part where I've kicked him in the balls..

I'm glad you're feeling good! I'm feeling a little better today. I've had lots of choccy milk. Have you had anything nice to drink?

You know what you're doing!

Little is good. I like little numbers, ¹²³. Today I've imbibed lovely latte and quenching cola.

¹²³

I like those little numbers. As cute as my little toes.

I've also had latte and cola!!! But my latte was cold and from Starbucks.

¹²³

I am very tired so if I disappear don't worry about me but pray for my partner and his nose because I'm gonna grab the scissors and cut it off

You do what you gotta do scissor sister.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! You've won a coffee, in Shrewsbury. x

Come get me then

I'll have to get the train.

Do you drive

I'm not a dribbler.

I'm a shooter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmy flop it out

I've just showered it with French Erection shower gel. It smells lovely.

I love that shower gel x

You'll love my willy. And it doesn't make much noise. x

I love a quiet willy yes I do.

But I hope it boils like a kettle when it ejaculates on my left tit.

¹²³"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ready Red. *Salutes*

*Salutes back*

I hope you were standing to attention, Jimothy

I have a username to live up to.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red's off again

Well I'm off chocolate cos SlimmingWorld

But flirting ain't made nobody fat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. I like that you're all snuggly. I bet your beard is all nice and soft to.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

So it's like that, is it?

You seeing other threads....I thought we were exclusive, Bob

Was just reminiscing...

You know I only have eyes for you Red

You're forgiven. You can hop off the naughty step now. Unless you WANT to be naughty......

I've been a very naughty boy... I think I need to be disciplined

(reaches for private chat button... oh... that was another site back in the day - dammit!!)"

*reaches for her riding crop*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Red's off again

Well I'm off chocolate cos SlimmingWorld

But flirting ain't made nobody fat

If you got fat off flirting, you and I would be competing for the Guinness World Record for "fattest ever woman"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If Ace is the question, what's the answer?

Cock "

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By *abrina ButlerTV/TS over a year ago

Wakefield

calories are zeroed out if you eat chocolate on a Saturday though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ready Red. *Salutes*

*Salutes back*

I hope you were standing to attention, Jimothy

I have a username to live up to."

We've seen the pictures.

And Dreavus & KC have even seen Shrewsbury's huge erection up close

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. You're giving me a Rupert!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"calories are zeroed out if you eat chocolate on a Saturday though

Very true.

Also, if in your own home & no-one sees you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all. Just measuring up my living room with a sky remote.

That's not you in my in box holding a remote AND a can of Tennents, is it?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red's off again

Well I'm off chocolate cos SlimmingWorld

But flirting ain't made nobody fat

If you got fat off flirting, you and I would be competing for the Guinness World Record for "fattest ever woman"

Damn straight, girl!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace is good in the kitchen."

Shame I can't fry an egg without breaking the yolk though innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let me enter you."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites new and returning!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. First school shoes.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning."

Aw, it was my pleasure Jimothy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alice. She's irregular don't you know.

Oh dear, I’ve upset someone already. Apologies xxxx

You havnt sweety just waiting for Jimmy to pick me up xx

I think it'll be some time until the next train to Stoke.

Iv left"

See you soon.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace????"

You called? xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ace????

You called? xx

Ages ago

Where my food

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning.

Aw, it was my pleasure Jimothy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bob's been naughty.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. I like that you're all snuggly. I bet your beard is all nice and soft to."

Alas - tis a little stubbly at the mo since I foolishly decided to shorten my face, but since there have been such a lot of beard loving vibes comimg from the forum recently, the re-wilding has commenced!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"calories are zeroed out if you eat chocolate on a Saturday though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jenny. I never knew that about chocolate on Saturdays. We like facts like that here. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread. ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Sir Jimothy of Erectville!

Red here! Present & correct & ready to Nocturnal

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ready Red. *Salutes*

*Salutes back*

I hope you were standing to attention, Jimothy

I have a username to live up to.

We've seen the pictures.

And Dreavus & KC have even seen Shrewsbury's huge erection up close

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi Jenny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnalites new and returning!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. First school shoes.

Yep. She was very excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ace is good in the kitchen.

Shame I can't fry an egg without breaking the yolk though innit

Yolk oh no, Give peaces a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let me enter you.

No"

Can I enter your coffee cup?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning."

I've been driving unexpectedly to pick someone up. Then rushing around doing stuff to accommodate said person. And I did a food shop supermarket weep style in the last 20 mins of the store being open.

I've actually been sat down for a few mins now.

Ooh I say, a hottie fabbed you. Would that be because of your good bum?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums."

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah - what ho Jim!

Rather fancied I might be in with a shout of first face today until I got all snuggly in another thread!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. I like that you're all snuggly. I bet your beard is all nice and soft to.

Grow it, baby.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Let me enter you.

Can I enter your coffee cup?"

Lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

She's here all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's ¹²:0¹, it's the midnight hour.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

She's here all week

I'm on bloody fire tonight!

Must be all the spooning I did today

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"It's ¹²:0¹, it's the midnight hour."

Don't start

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ace????

You called? xx

Ages ago

Where my food

What would you like?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ace????

You called? xx

Ages ago

Where my food

What would you like? "

I'd kill for a nice sausage, Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning.

I've actually been sat down for a few mins now.

Ooh I say, a hottie fabbed you. Would that be because of your good bum? "

Oh, blimey. You have been a busy lady.

Yes. I like my bum being fabbed. And I like my bum being grabbed.

I've got a song for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTs8a7dVa0

Oooh, weee. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh wee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

Yes, Red!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's ¹²:0¹, it's the midnight hour.

Don't start

Haha.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

She's here all week

I'm on bloody fire tonight!

Must be all the spooning I did today

Ice cream?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Everyone say hello to Jenny. She knows her onions, and, it's her first time on the forums.

Hi Jenny & welcome.

And that's shallot

She's here all week

I'm on bloody fire tonight!

Must be all the spooning I did today

Ice cream?!

Er, yeah. Let's go with that....

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

. "

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She knows rice. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening, one and all.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X"

Cooked let get not to cold . Put in fridge. Yes will be fried. But what to do with it. Not enough for fried rice on own

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening, one and all."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dow. Your profile pic is a little bit sexy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X"

Quite right! Leftover rice is a breeding ground for some very nasty, heat resistant organisms that form spores. Don't eat reheated rice

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good evening, one and all."

Good evening, sir.

Fancy meeting you here!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X

Quite right! Leftover rice is a breeding ground for some very nasty, heat resistant organisms that form spores. Don't eat reheated rice

See? We knows you know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good evening, one and all.

Good evening, sir.

Fancy meeting you here!

Get a room, you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning.

I've actually been sat down for a few mins now.

Ooh I say, a hottie fabbed you. Would that be because of your good bum?

Oh, blimey. You have been a busy lady.

Yes. I like my bum being fabbed. And I like my bum being grabbed.

I've got a song for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTs8a7dVa0

Oooh, weee. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh wee."

Off to go listen. But if this is baby shark you're bloody for it!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Erect One.

I'm knackered, it's been quite a day. How are you doing?

Evening all! Hope you've all had a good day.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. What you been up to? I'm good, I got fabbed by a hottie in the early hours of this morning.

I've actually been sat down for a few mins now.

Ooh I say, a hottie fabbed you. Would that be because of your good bum?

Oh, blimey. You have been a busy lady.

Yes. I like my bum being fabbed. And I like my bum being grabbed.

I've got a song for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8CTs8a7dVa0

Oooh, weee. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh wee.

Off to go listen. But if this is baby shark you're bloody for it!! "

Baby shark on our profile

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X"

It's fine if you keep it in the fridge, I'm still here to tell the tale

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Please stop mentioning food. I have cooked rice left over. Trying to thing what to have with it today

*sharp intake of breath*

You shouldn't eat leftover rice, unless you're going to fry it. High risk of food poisoning! X

Quite right! Leftover rice is a breeding ground for some very nasty, heat resistant organisms that form spores. Don't eat reheated rice

Hope you do not go to Asian countries then. They cook rice , wait to cool and put in fridge . Use next day. Note as at friends in their country. They use rice cooker. I have never had food poisoning from rice. Yet have done from takeaways and prawns. Perhaps been lucky ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He's not the last poster ^

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim thinks I'm a scallywag

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