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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Being allergic to aquariums? Eating fish and chips? Forgetting your PIN? Owning a sad shed? Doing the macarena? Being dandy? Sucking beer through a straw? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Yay

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Morning all

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Hi Jim!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

I had to do a quickie to see if I still had it

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay"

Yay indeed. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blimey Jim go off do bit of work & started new 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all

Technically you're correct. But let's save the mornings for PP. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Yay"

She's back! FirstFace

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening everyone, The Sequel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

"
bloody hell wot I miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim!"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to do a quickie to see if I still had it

You've still got it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again "

You've got a mutter stutter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

What have I missed?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Peanuts or monkey nuts?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can someone fill me in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Peanuts or monkey nuts?!

All the nuts!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Hi Jim!

Hello!"

Just passing through, in early at the shop in the morning.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Can someone fill me in?"

Dirty boy

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

The excitement has got to me so I am away to bed.

Football at 3pm Jim. I will be the Mr Blobby lookalike singing in the front row.

Sweet dreams nocturnal people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone fill me in?"

What would you like to be filled in with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

I think contextually heading works as a verb.

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

Good morning fabbers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

I think contextually heading works as a verb."

Double dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

What have I missed?!"

Someone in part 1 posted that they'd dreamt about giving oral to a courgette. The rest of the thread was a blur to me after that.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again

You've got a mutter stutter."

I was updating profile.

. Trying to be clever

Not a female so no good at multi tasking.

. At least set new record for views yesterday.

. More photos I think. Though may put people off ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blimey Jim go off do bit of work & started new 1"

I know. I didn't even notice the previous thread was about to close.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone fill me in?"

Craig David?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yay

She's back! FirstFace

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening everyone, The Sequel

Part ².

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

What have I missed?!

Someone in part 1 posted that they'd dreamt about giving oral to a courgette. The rest of the thread was a blur to me after that."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Welcome back to the sanity of the nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi Jim!

Hello!

Just passing through, in early at the shop in the morning."

Good man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Welcome back to the sanity of the nocturnal thread."

Well it's the sainist it's gonna get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone fill me in?

Dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too."

Now I'm wondering if it was my own dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too."
am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

From the top of my head I'm going to say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to CC from city of Sex Worcester.

And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Coris. From me to you in Frome.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Na night, Lois. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone fill me in?

What would you like to be filled in with?"

The end of the previous thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

1996

https://g.co/kgs/TUH9Bh

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Welcome back to the sanity of the nocturnal thread.

Well it's the sainist it's gonna get.

It is catch 22. If others have seen film. Explanation give about fighter pilots. Trying to get out of combat duties.

Very good film

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning fabbers"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, NW Red. With a username like that you sound like you can rap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

I think contextually heading works as a verb.

Double dirty boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

What have I missed?!

Someone in part 1 posted that they'd dreamt about giving oral to a courgette. The rest of the thread was a blur to me after that."

Is F&B back?!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Is morning already or still evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again

You've got a mutter stutter.

I was updating profile.

. Trying to be clever

Not a female so no good at multi tasking.

. At least set new record for views yesterday.

. More photos I think. Though may put people off ?

How many views did your profile get yesterday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone fill me in?

Craig David?"

Bo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

What have I missed?!

Someone in part 1 posted that they'd dreamt about giving oral to a courgette. The rest of the thread was a blur to me after that.

Is F&B back?!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm hiding in here, it's nuts out there!

Welcome back to the sanity of the nocturnal thread.

Well it's the sainist it's gonna get.

You can't ask for much more than that these days.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Is morning already or still evening?

Depends on definition. As after midnight , some say morning, others still night. All I can say is very early morning. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.

Now I'm wondering if it was my own dream

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's past my bedtime but there is 70's music on the t.v. and i'm having a private sing along that none of you would know the words to .....

But happy evening anyway. Especially Jim because he's Jim no other reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Sounds like an animal essex_tom would avoid.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again

You've got a mutter stutter.

I was updating profile.

. Trying to be clever

Not a female so no good at multi tasking.

. At least set new record for views yesterday.

. More photos I think. Though may put people off ?

How many views did your profile get yesterday?"

Twenty

. Good start today as one already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette......."

You know your veg.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Morning all

Mutter mutter mutter silver again

You've got a mutter stutter.

I was updating profile.

. Trying to be clever

Not a female so no good at multi tasking.

. At least set new record for views yesterday.

. More photos I think. Though may put people off ?

How many views did your profile get yesterday?

Twenty

. Good start today as one already

Not in same league as a lot of females on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is morning already or still evening?

It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's past my bedtime but there is 70's music on the t.v. and i'm having a private sing along that none of you would know the words to .....

But happy evening anyway. Especially Jim because he's Jim no other reason."

I bet I know the words, Granny! I'm listening to the music of 1996 at the present moment, but my internal jukebox is eclectic

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By *inx_xxWoman over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Damn I do abit of work and we are now onto extra time....

Sorry Jim, it twas me who confessed a very alarming dream and totted off to do more work.

Whats happened after that I cannot be responsible for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's past my bedtime but there is 70's music on the t.v. and i'm having a private sing along that none of you would know the words to .....

But happy evening anyway. Especially Jim because he's Jim no other reason."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Granny. I'm just getting some Rod.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

I have wine also.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette......."
ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I'm virtually kissing your tits. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn I do abit of work and we are now onto extra time....

Sorry Jim, it twas me who confessed a very alarming dream and totted off to do more work.

Whats happened after that I cannot be responsible for

Thanks goodness you're back minx! It wasn't just my filthy mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Somebody has given GJB one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn I do abit of work and we are now onto extra time....

Sorry Jim, it twas me who confessed a very alarming dream and totted off to do more work.

Whats happened after that I cannot be responsible for

Minx, what have you been doing in your head?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

I have wine also.

The two of you have a lot in common.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Somebody has given GJB one."

Who me , What , When How . I am innocent . Well until proved guilty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Friday feel lost this weekend no fights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Zucch me.

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By *inx_xxWoman over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Damn I do abit of work and we are now onto extra time....

Sorry Jim, it twas me who confessed a very alarming dream and totted off to do more work.

Whats happened after that I cannot be responsible for

Minx, what have you been doing in your head?! "

I would definitely go to hell if I confessed that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) "

Zucchini is from Italian, Courgette from French.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Friday feel lost this weekend no fights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. What are you going to watch this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) "
I'm probably wrong again

isn't a courgette a baby marrow? Why not that or a marrow big courgette? I'm so confused! IL just stick to cauliflower love that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Friday feel lost this weekend no fights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. What are you going to watch this weekend?"

Not shour may just play the Xbox lol need to wait and see x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Good evening Bellaseas. I'm sick and drinking Polish vodka as medicine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Natalie is going to play with her box this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really, really need a sit-down wee.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I really, really need a sit-down wee."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina)

Zucchini is from Italian, Courgette from French."
this why I like Jim's thread fun & informative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina)

Zucchini is from Italian, Courgette from French.this why I like Jim's thread fun & informative

And marrow is from Dutch/German!!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Is morning already or still evening?

It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. "

Ok i trust you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) I'm probably wrong again

isn't a courgette a baby marrow? Why not that or a marrow big courgette? I'm so confused! IL just stick to cauliflower love that!

It's pretty much exactly an under developed marrow, yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night "
I hear ya on that 1 same boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Natalie is going to play with her box this weekend."

Ha ha god I should have seen that one comeing walked right in to it Jim

Emmm

would try and deny but my pics paint a totally different story ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I'm virtually kissing your tits. x"

A wise move !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina)

Zucchini is from Italian, Courgette from French.this why I like Jim's thread fun & informative

And marrow is from Dutch/German!!"
lmao we just go along knicking everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night "

I was at work , hence the late wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) I'm probably wrong again

isn't a courgette a baby marrow? Why not that or a marrow big courgette? I'm so confused! IL just stick to cauliflower love that!

It's pretty much exactly an under developed marrow, yes

"
whoop whoop got something right

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat"

Not a good feeling right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) I'm probably wrong again

isn't a courgette a baby marrow? Why not that or a marrow big courgette? I'm so confused! IL just stick to cauliflower love that!

It's pretty much exactly an under developed marrow, yes

I love a squash.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina)

Zucchini is from Italian, Courgette from French.this why I like Jim's thread fun & informative

And marrow is from Dutch/German!!lmao we just go along knicking everything

English is just a patchwork of lots of other languages!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

I was at work , hence the late wine

I need to wait till Monday for that happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? "
well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Somebody has given GJB one.

Who me , What , When How . I am innocent . Well until proved guilty

Must be innocent then

. Lost thread plot again. I cannot multi task

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

I was at work , hence the late wine

I need to wait till Monday for that happen

"
ah nooo now do feel for ya I'm off for 4 when done this morn

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Damn I do abit of work and we are now onto extra time....

Sorry Jim, it twas me who confessed a very alarming dream and totted off to do more work.

Whats happened after that I cannot be responsible for

Minx, what have you been doing in your head?!

I would definitely go to hell if I confessed that

Horny.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

As i work all weekend after reading your words now i feel better

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

I was at work , hence the late wine

I need to wait till Monday for that happen

ah nooo now do feel for ya I'm off for 4 when done this morn "

Just not fair on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is morning already or still evening?

It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy.

Ok i trust you

Quite right too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Natalie is going to play with her box this weekend.

Ha ha god I should have seen that one comeing walked right in to it Jim

Emmm

would try and deny but my pics paint a totally different story ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goodnight Jim any all. Thanks for larks as always. Will report back on any vegetable dreams tomorrow. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. I'm virtually kissing your tits. x

A wise move !

I'm a wise man.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

What was?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope we'll be heading more about giving oral to a zucchini from part one.

*hearing*

bloody hell wot I miss

I missed it too.am I right thinking a zucchini is just an aubergine? & Does their jaw disconnect?

Zucchini is a courgette.......ah bit more manageable I suppose

not much of a veg man don't know these fancy 1s

Zucchini is what our American cousins call it. And the Italians too (well, zucchina) I'm probably wrong again

isn't a courgette a baby marrow? Why not that or a marrow big courgette? I'm so confused! IL just stick to cauliflower love that!

It's pretty much exactly an under developed marrow, yes

I love a squash."

I bet you do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight Jim any all. Thanks for larks as always. Will report back on any vegetable dreams tomorrow. x"

just get ready to explain wot veg lmao

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Is morning already or still evening?

It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy.

Ok i trust you

Quite right too."

Just kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

I was at work , hence the late wine

I need to wait till Monday for that happen

Monday funday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night

I was at work , hence the late wine

I need to wait till Monday for that happen

ah nooo now do feel for ya I'm off for 4 when done this morn

Just not fair on me

I'm sorry

IL be back doin same again different site in four days then u might be off?

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Drinking, getting high, talking to my ex whilst my wife is upstairs wondering why I made the wrong choice when I was an immature young man

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By *ouise8300Woman over a year ago

Manchester

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinking, getting high, talking to my ex whilst my wife is upstairs wondering why I made the wrong choice when I was an immature young man"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodnight Jim any all. Thanks for larks as always. Will report back on any vegetable dreams tomorrow. x"

Na night, I hope you get five portions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. "
nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

What was?

Wannabe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!"

I want a wee

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Oh, and the ex is a unicorn who introduced me to this place…obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

Spicy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is morning already or still evening?

It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy.

Ok i trust you

Quite right too.

Just kidding"

Wha?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!

I want a wee

"
soon as saw that now I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Dan.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!

I want a wee

I just had sit down wee

. Better than cleaning toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!"

It's Friday night, go for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. Who's your favourite Don?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's so late but I wanted to see what was No.1 on this 1996 programme. I should have really, really, really known what it was

I want a zig-a-zig ah!!

I want a wee

I just had sit down wee

. Better than cleaning toilet

I have to at home nearly peed on youngest head not so long ago tryin see what I was doin ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Thanks for the welcome, appreciated!

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Think you’re on your own there…!

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Monty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that."

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dan. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome, appreciated!"

Anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. Who's your favourite Don?"

Lol and a very good eeeereeeevening to you fine sir. What kind of don we talking her?

We talking Don Corleone or a different kind of don?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think you’re on your own there…!

"
sorry was busy writing twoddle, wotcha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?"

It's just the way it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all

"
& missed John wotcha too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. Who's your favourite Don?

Lol and a very good eeeereeeevening to you fine sir. What kind of don we talking her?

We talking Don Corleone or a different kind of don? "

Any Don you like.

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Evening!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?

It's just the way it is."
no fair! What if I stamp my feet really hard? My youngest seems to think that will work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?

It's just the way it is.no fair! What if I stamp my feet really hard? My youngest seems to think that will work

Give it a try.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

The call of nature was simply too much

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Wee on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?

It's just the way it is.no fair! What if I stamp my feet really hard? My youngest seems to think that will work

Give it a try."
bollox don't work or well of to go talk to manikins on walk round

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Thats it ifor tonight

. Been up since 0630 yesterday

. Good night to Jim and all smiley face

. Tonight back again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeving jimbo and everyone

I have wine, I'm off to bed soon, I'll be alone.

Thats poo.

Sounds better than be at work on a friday night I hear ya on that 1 same boat

Not a good feeling right? well at least I got it easy sat in a museum nice & quite plenty of time for Jim so not too bad for me really

Night at the museum. nothing come alive yet other reckon haunted but nothing happening

feel cheated it's nothing like the film

Life is a bit like that.

I know but why can't it be like the films Jim why?

It's just the way it is.no fair! What if I stamp my feet really hard? My youngest seems to think that will work

Give it a try.bollox don't work or well of to go talk to manikins on walk round"

Say hello to them from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Thats it ifor tonight

. Been up since 0630 yesterday

. Good night to Jim and all smiley face

. Tonight back again

Na night. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The call of nature was simply too much

Blimey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm going to take a look at the end of the previous thread.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Thats it ifor tonight

. Been up since 0630 yesterday

. Good night to Jim and all smiley face

. Tonight back again

Na night. Smileyface"

Gone but not logged out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The call of nature was simply too much

Blimey."

It's okay. I hit the target

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The call of nature was simply too much

Blimey.

It's okay. I hit the target

So did I.

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

I am very confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am very confused"

What are you confused about?

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Jim, see if you can answer a question: I have over 1500 wargaming figures. Should I get the collection up to 1500 more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. Who's your favourite Don?

Lol and a very good eeeereeeevening to you fine sir. What kind of don we talking her?

We talking Don Corleone or a different kind of don?

Any Don you like."

Hmmm it’s Friday night so I’m going to say Don Jim lol

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

The call of nature and what target is being hit. I think I might be in over my head here…or just had too much to drink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The call of nature was simply too much

Blimey.

It's okay. I hit the target

Lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jimmingtons, hello again. Watched a great prog on Larry Grayson earlier.

Words my 20somethingself never imagined I'd say on a Friday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, see if you can answer a question: I have over 1500 wargaming figures. Should I get the collection up to 1500 more?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. I think you should follow your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, John. Who's your favourite Don?

Lol and a very good eeeereeeevening to you fine sir. What kind of don we talking her?

We talking Don Corleone or a different kind of don?

Any Don you like.

Hmmm it’s Friday night so I’m going to say Don Jim lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The call of nature and what target is being hit. I think I might be in over my head here…or just had too much to drink!"

It's quite simple really. I always hit the target because I do sit-down wee's. But I don't do sit-down wee's in public toilets, that would be crazy.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"Jim, see if you can answer a question: I have over 1500 wargaming figures. Should I get the collection up to 1500 more?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. I think you should follow your heart."

This means annexing the neighbour's flat.

Please note, this is not a bad thing.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The call of nature and what target is being hit. I think I might be in over my head here…or just had too much to drink!"

I needed a wee. Despite the urgency, I managed not to piss my pants and it was expelled into the lavatory bowl. I hope this makes more sense

In simple terms, I had a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimmingtons, hello again. Watched a great prog on Larry Grayson earlier.

Words my 20somethingself never imagined I'd say on a Friday night

Hello again, Minnie. What is the show called? And where can we see it?

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

Sit down wee in a public toilet? Crazy talk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Jim, see if you can answer a question: I have over 1500 wargaming figures. Should I get the collection up to 1500 more?"

Mr KC easily had that many. He paints insanely small models

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