Is your bonce befuddled?
Got an issue but got no tissue?
Then this is the poor imitation thread for you!
Go on, I'm all ears. Or I will be later once I get back from the shop.
(Disclaimer: this thread is not, repeat not, held in conjunction with the original thread maker. It is a poor imitation which means no royalties will accrue. Winner!)
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Hi OP
I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic
But it seems to have disappeared
What am I meant to do now?
From...
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"Hi OP,
My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?
Kind regards,
Mr TMN "
Dear Mr TMN,
Soory to say, this sounds like a lost cause! Your best course of action is just to grin and bear it. Good luck!
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"Hi OP
I have an obsession with your boobs, what am I to do?
E  "
Dear "E",
In the absence of my actual bazongas, the best thing to do is blow up a couple of balloons, stick your head between them and start motorboating. Don't blame me if your hair sticks out with all the static, though. |
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I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic
But it seems to have disappeared
What am I meant to do now?
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Hi Gutted Glasgow,
Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome  |
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"Hi OP,
My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?
Kind regards,
Mr TMN "
You could also bump the thread for her when it falls off page one. That's what a kind and supportive partner would do. |
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"Hi OP,
My wife keeps starting threads which die a painful and untimely death. What can be done for her?
Kind regards,
Mr TMN
You could also bump the thread for her when it falls off page one. That's what a kind and supportive partner would do. "
Hi OP,
Sure. It’s the least I can do. Please send a pic of your vagina.
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After cooking flapjacks, what’s the optimum time to take them out the tray, too soon and they’re still gooey and leave loads behind, too late and they’ve welded to the tray ?! |
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"Hi OP
I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic
But it seems to have disappeared
What am I meant to do now?
From...
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Hi Gutted Glasgow,
Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome "
Thank you for the fantastic advice
I will do exactly that
But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it
Could you repost the picture to jog my memory
Or send it direct to me by message
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"After cooking flapjacks, what’s the optimum time to take them out the tray, too soon and they’re still gooey and leave loads behind, too late and they’ve welded to the tray ?!"
Quite the conundrum! I've never mastered this. I'll have to refer you to my mother on this one... |
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I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic
But it seems to have disappeared
What am I meant to do now?
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Hi Gutted Glasgow,
Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome
Thank you for the fantastic advice
I will do exactly that
But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it
Could you repost the picture to jog my memory
Or send it direct to me by message
Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get Glasgow
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Nice try, Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get, Glasgow |
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"Hi OP
I kept going on to your profile gallery to look at your nipple clamp pic
But it seems to have disappeared
What am I meant to do now?
From...
Gutted Glasgow
Hi Gutted Glasgow,
Easy! Get your own nipple clamps, recreate said picture and stick it up on your profile in rememberance. You could also put "RIP Mrs TMN's nipple clamp pic" on it. You're welcome
Thank you for the fantastic advice
I will do exactly that
But I can't remember how the picture was exactly, so I can recreate it
Could you repost the picture to jog my memory
Or send it direct to me by message
Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get Glasgow
Nice try, Mr If You Don't Try You Don't Get, Glasgow "
Oh well... 
Mr Gutted Glasgow
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