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Alternative terms for "lady parts"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok I've recently seen post like these for cocks, cum and tits so let's try with female genitalia.

I'm sure some of them are going to make me think "that's a bit offensive".

My favourite is QUIM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baby molerat yawning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady garden

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Tuppence

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Bits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs mimsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hate minge, even worse is slot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock warmer

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Clunge

I watched The Inbetweeners last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flower

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Minge

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

Fufu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thirsty greyhound

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By *ailingSwagmanMan over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Face Hugger

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan over a year ago

North west

Kim calls hers , “slut hole” when she’s in a particularly filthy mood

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By *ussylick84Woman over a year ago

great barr

My moist cave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Floof

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By *onyjoCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Moo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flange

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By *killsMan over a year ago

Never Never Land

Sausage pocket

Meat wallet

Clam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Foof

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

Chuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pleasure palace

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By *killsMan over a year ago

Never Never Land

Cum cave

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By *entleman JackMan over a year ago

Loughborough

Dropped kebab............

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By *uffymayfairCouple over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Slush box

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By *ommo60Man over a year ago

STOCKPORT

Beef curtains

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By *ommo60Man over a year ago

STOCKPORT

piss flaps

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Cunt

Twat

Vaj

Tuna town

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Gee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penis fly trap

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Gusset

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By *rion7373Man over a year ago

Hastings

Maybe good old ‘genitals’?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Growler.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Golden piece of heaven

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By *ereforthefun1Couple over a year ago

derby

As long as it’s not cunt or clunge I’m fine. I tend to call it my pussy

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By *ogerroger69Man over a year ago

West Yorks

Minge?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sugar puff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wizards Sleeve

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Food but I have a friend who calls hers, mini Mary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock warmer

Willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My moist cave

ECHO………………. Echoo………….echoooooo………………………..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Lady

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By *ogerroger69Man over a year ago

West Yorks

Hairy Mary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Penis fly trap"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fairy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thinking back to Roger's Profanisaurus.

Badly packed kebab for one with larger labia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fud

Twat

Foo Foo

Wee Woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Axe wound

Hippos yawn

Ham wallet

Muff

Mary

Snatch

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By *BWBI2019Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Yoni!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Angry axe wound

badly packed kebab

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By *on-snowedMan over a year ago

harlow

Queef Chapel

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Wendy’s Waffle of Whimsical Wants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This post reminds me of the Bloodhound Gang song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Song isn’t any good but the lyrics are fitting of this post

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Nunny

Tuna purse

Hairy clam

Lady garden

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I know someone that calls theirs “Izzy wizzy”

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

How have we not had fanny yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How have we not had fanny yet. "

My question for the last 18 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How have we not had fanny yet. "

I guess we all thought fanny, twat and cunt were a given

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love and kisses on your pink parts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sausage pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cave of wonders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baby molerat yawning."
funny as

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By *arksjamesMan over a year ago

Warwick

Clopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horses collar!

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By *ilent...BobMan over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Penis fly trap"

Winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cunny (I read too many historical romances!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry if we have had it but Clunge is always a funny one, especially if your knee deep in it

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By *ommo60Man over a year ago

STOCKPORT

heard an expression once...her pussy lips were hanging down like a torn window cleaners pocket

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Plapper

Also a mate from college used to refer to the "treacle foyer"...

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Now's where's that link to a Scottish lass realing off all the different names gone?

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By *zlakMan over a year ago

Norwich

Mini

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By *ingaling328Man over a year ago

Lincoln

Punched lasagne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monkey

Bacon berger

120 War wound

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