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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd kill for a bacon and egg buttie with brown sauce. But it's going to have to be toast. Bah!
I suppose I could try offering sexual favours to anyone bringing me the bacon and egg buttie... Anyone?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd kill for a bacon and egg buttie with brown sauce. But it's going to have to be toast. Bah!
I suppose I could try offering sexual favours to anyone bringing me the bacon and egg buttie... Anyone? "
Dam ate all the bacon at the weekend  |
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"I've just had porridge with bananas in n a protein shake just got back from gym n now going work
Hope you all have a good day "
Jeez! It's perky, chirpy people like you who make me liable to get arrested for mass murder with an Argos pen before 9am! 
Fortunately I can't summon the will to leave my pit and move amongst the plebs just yet.  |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
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"I've just had porridge with bananas in n a protein shake just got back from gym n now going work
Hope you all have a good day
Jeez! It's perky, chirpy people like you who make me liable to get arrested for mass murder with an Argos pen before 9am!
Fortunately I can't summon the will to leave my pit and move amongst the plebs just yet. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had an egg banjo after being out with the mutts.
A what????"
A fried egg on a roll, called a banjo because very often it leaks yolk down your front when you bite into it. So you hold it out to the side with one hand while you rub the spill off with the other .... quite like someone playing an invisible banjo ... hence the name! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had an egg banjo after being out with the mutts.
A what????
A fried egg on a roll, called a banjo because very often it leaks yolk down your front when you bite into it. So you hold it out to the side with one hand while you rub the spill off with the other .... quite like someone playing an invisible banjo ... hence the name! "
Quality. I love that description. |
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