Tool to carry on the bus to ensure you get a seat, while reassuring the aliens that you will give it back when the next starship picks you up to collect the samples you’ve taken!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog fart prevention implement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Garden dibber

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Hand whisk.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Stops granny dribbling - not granny C, of course

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

A glass one could be used in lieu of an ice cube in a tall drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got an inflatable vibrating one, so a puncture repair kit for a Clown's car

The inflatable ones are excellent for hanging doors. I've been told.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ear plugs

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Gloryhole draight excluder

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By *r.SJMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

Ornate gate tops

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Tent peg.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Baby teether

To reserve free weights and gym equipment

Stops ponds completely freezing in winter

Fuel tank stopper

Smoking cessation aid, for chewing

Men put them in their trunks for fab pic bulges

Collapsed food arch remedy

Attach to suitcase for recognition at airport

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By *urplechesterCouple over a year ago

chester

When you hoover a spider up, you could stick the butt plug into the nozzle to stop the beast from crawling back out? Miss pc

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Fire out of your m203 grenade launcher.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend of mine has one that doubles as a flask. "

I wanna taste.

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

A nose stud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wine bottle top

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

A guitar pick

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spinning top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stopper for a decanter?

Snap.. depends on the size of course but great for keeping wine fresh..

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

To be honest I had one, found it that useless I may as well put it up my arse.

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Dummy

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By *ic_khan2341 OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

If you had 2 of them, ear rings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Herb crusher

Now that is a good one

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By *ICK47Man over a year ago

banbury

Dick replacement

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By *eavertrackerMan over a year ago

yeovil

Doughnut holder

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